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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN

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  • Revolution512
    Revolution512

    Until he plays our D next week

  • It’s because Texas got its ass whipped on both sides of the ball.  9 sacks allowed on offense, Greg Davis specials all day and starting every drive deep in own territory due to repeated stupidity

  • Take the W, pussies

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That’s a great point Ahmad, remember Kansas gave that 05 texas team all they could handle. Of course that was 14 years ago, different teams, coaches and neither is undefeated

Shit I had to go to the airport just after halftime.  That asswhipping was so thorough I didn't even care.

W is a W is a W fuckers. Bowelsby doesn't hand out the trophy until after the big 12 ship. 

Shut the fuck up with that cliche bull shit
2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Great win horns!!

Go back to the cloak Room your twinks are waiting for you 

2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I've always been nothing but disrespectful to Les and his partner but damn if he isn't earning my respect with what he's doing at Kansas

Les can coach.  He has a ring.  But he makes Charlie Strong look like Einstein with his 2 minute clock decisions.

I’m out the rest of the season. Sorry, I love them too much to watch this garbage.

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That’s a great point Ahmad, remember Kansas gave that 05 texas team all they could handle. Of course that was 14 years ago, different teams, coaches and neither is undefeated

Uhmmm no that was 2004. 2005 skullfucked everybody except Ohio St and USC (and Okie St for a half)

1 minute ago, futureman said:

so aggy losses are their victories.  and our victories are our losses.

Yep, standards and shit.

2 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

Lmaoo we are gonna lose to Baylor at minimum you dipshit

Nah, Brewer is no Stanley.  Kid doesn't have the nads.

5 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Never been so disgusted with a win in my entire fucking life.

Orlando should be escorted out of the facilities tonight by security and told never to show his face in town ever again. 

Tulsa was pretty close. But yeah, this one is worse.

3 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That’s a great point Ahmad, remember Kansas gave that 05 texas team all they could handle. Of course that was 14 years ago, different teams, coaches and neither is undefeated

uh, no they didnt, you are thinking of the 04 game.

texas won 66-14 in 05

Kansas has left so many points on the floor --
7 points - OOB by Pooka at the closing of the first half. Long TD negated.
3 points - on a 37 yard attempt
1 point on a blocked xp
2 points - given to Texas on the xp return.
 
that's 13 points, could have been 61 points for Kansas.

Hey you toothless sooner inbread, Texas got fucked on two bullshit calls on Kansas’ drive or the game is over long ago. Now fuck off

We be got our own Jason Garrett in Tom Herman. Congrats BMD you bought an OC. At least it’s not for ten years. 

Carter stanley can stick those down horns up his hairdressers ass. Fuck him. 

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

The great teams just find a way to win;/

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3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Even with Sam’s pedestrian performance he had almost 500 yards of offense 

sam threw for 399 and ran for 91.....   yes he had an INT, but that stat line is anything but pedestrian

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Blocked PAT was the difference in the game

no shit

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I want to take this defense’s face off...

Look guys, if Texas gets healthy and keeps winning how close this win was won’t matter.

Kansas is not our standard.

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

I’m out the rest of the season. Sorry, I love them too much to watch this garbage.

name checks out

We have issues and we have fucking work to do. I would hope Herman has a plan to fix our shit and I would hope that means getting rid of people that are not fixing us at all or even fast enough. We are not that great and we need to have the coaches help us instead of shooting us in the dick. Put the players in the best position you can to help them use their talents to win fucking goddam football games. 

7 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

Winning always beats losing. But there had better be some serious conversations this weekend and some real changes come Monday.
No more lip service. Shit needs to change.

Are you kidding, what makes you think TH is gonna change anything?

Has he shown any willingness to change personnel in 2.5 years?

Michael Griffin going nuts on LHN. All-time rant.

I wanna teabag everyone that says “a win is a win”. This is fucking Kansas at home after a loss. We’re not in the top tier of CFB teams right now, and I’m not we’re 2nd tier. Watching this team is fuckin embarrassing 

5 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Hot damn. Instant classic

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team never quit. Charlie's team loses that game (obviously)

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Griffin going off on these clowns on LHN. 

Ced is my new hero. 

8 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That’s a great point Ahmad, remember Kansas gave that 05 texas team all they could handle. Of course that was 14 years ago, different teams, coaches and neither is undefeated

‘04 team. ‘05 team blew Kansas out

I don't watch LHN. It's great to listen to "non-professionals"; actual longhorns that speak with the team's best interests in mind.

 

4 minutes ago, Gigglebush said:

Wisconsin lost to Illinois today. Shit happens, we won.

Funny how that shit doesn't happen to Alabama and OU and those teams that win all the fucking hardware all the time. 

Coastal fucking Carolina held this Jayhawk squad to SEVEN FUCKING POINTS.  Seven.  We were 41 points worse than that tonight and Kansas left a ton of points on the field through their own fuck-ups.  W/e these coaches are getting paid it's about 1000x too much.  Hire some idiots coaching Pop Warner.  They'll work for peanuts and we'll be getting just as good or better results.

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1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

This win feels like saving a double bogie

Like you just hit a 175yd shot that hits the flag and goes in for double bogey...

6 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Herman needs to decide if he values loyalty or being the HC at Texas more because those two things are diametrically opposed are the moment. Orlando and Warehime at minimum need to be fine after year, or else we’ll be stuck in the same mediocre cycle. 

Return game is beyond pathetic.

 

But Orlando had a really good defense last year.  We all knew he had no depth this year and no game changing defensive lineman.  The entire secondary which was already inexperienced is injured.  But he does need to teach them how to tackle.  They keep getting off their feet and losing leverage.  Just basic stuff.  The type of stupid stuff you saw with Manny Diaz.

3 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Funny how that shit doesn't happen to Alabama and OU and those teams that win all the fucking hardware all the time. 

Coastal fucking Carolina held this Jayhawk squad to SEVEN FUCKING POINTS.  Seven.  We were 41 points worse than that tonight and Kansas left a ton of points on the field through their own fuck-ups.  W/e these coaches are getting paid it's about 1000x too much.  Hire some idiots coaching Pop Warner.  They'll work for peanuts and we'll be getting just as good or better results.

new OC?

Just now, Mileslong said:

Look guys, if Texas gets healthy and keeps winning how close this win was won’t matter.

I don’t know if you’re serious or being a cock, but you are right.  if tom pulls his head out of his ass and we start playing better we can win out and go back to the sugar bowl. 

This is what happens when you don't put a cupcake away early when you have the chance. Especially when you yourself are mediocre.

Michael Griffin going nuts on LHN. All-time rant.

Someone has too. When is enough enough?

Couldn’t tell you why but just happened to be thinking about Charlie Strong’s E.T.-like fingers

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Michael Griffin going nuts on LHN. All-time rant.

Someone has too. When is enough enough?
2 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

M Griff is pissed. Hell yea

He’s awesome and telling the truth. Anyone else that thinks TH was the best coach we could hire is desperately trying to excuse this shit. 

12 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Great win! Whose the new DC going to be?

It will still be Bedford Potato Orlando 

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