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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN

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3 minutes ago, RiceOwl said:

Michael Griffin going nuts on LHN. All-time rant.

That was fucking awesome. And I'm a Tom defender. 

But God... that was awesome. 

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  • Revolution512
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    Until he plays our D next week

  • It’s because Texas got its ass whipped on both sides of the ball.  9 sacks allowed on offense, Greg Davis specials all day and starting every drive deep in own territory due to repeated stupidity

  • Take the W, pussies

3 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Ced is my new hero. 

 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

What did Ced say?  I missed it.

Michael Griffin. Not Ced

1 minute ago, bullet said:

Return game is beyond pathetic.

 

But Orlando had a really good defense last year.  We all knew he had no depth this year and no game changing defensive lineman.  The entire secondary which was already inexperienced is injured.  But he does need to teach them how to tackle.  They keep getting off their feet and losing leverage.  Just basic stuff.  The type of stupid stuff you saw with Manny Diaz.

They keep getting injured because they've lost sight of fundamental defense, including tackling.  And because of Orlando's goofball calls, they're constantly out of position and having to make diving and other awkward tackles.

11 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That’s a great point Ahmad, remember Kansas gave that 05 texas team all they could handle. Of course that was 14 years ago, different teams, coaches and neither is undefeated

It was the 2004 game but your point is well taken.  4th and 18 when Vince delivered in Lawrence.

I don’t know if you’re serious or being a cock, but you are right.  if tom pulls his head out of his ass and we start playing better we can win out and go back to the sugar bowl. 

I’m being serious. This team plays down to its opponent and injuries are killing the defense. Get healthy, squeak out some W’s and keep the goal to get to the B12 championship game
2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Funny how that shit doesn't happen to Alabama and OU and those teams that win all the fucking hardware all the time. 

Coastal fucking Carolina held this Jayhawk squad to SEVEN FUCKING POINTS.  Seven.  We were 41 points worse than that tonight and Kansas left a ton of points on the field through their own fuck-ups.  W/e these coaches are getting paid it's about 1000x too much.  Hire some idiots coaching Pop Warner.  They'll work for peanuts and we'll be getting just as good or better results.

KU could have scored 11 more points with the OOB H1 Pooka, 1 missed FG, 1 missed XP. That's 59 points. Maybe 3 more if you give that otehr long FG,but I'm not giving him that.

7 minutes ago, bullet said:

Les can coach.  He has a ring.  But he makes Charlie Strong look like Einstein with his 2 minute clock decisions.

Mensa was trying to impersonate the Mad Hatter tonight running down there and calling our last TO after we'd just gained a first which would have stopped the clock on its own to move the chains. 

Those two 4th down play calls which put Kansas right back in the game early were also right out of ol' Les' playbook of stupidity. 

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Great win horns!!

Fuck you piece of shit 

Well I think we've learned a few things tonight:

1 - Kansas will be better in the long run with Les.

2 - fuck betting on any spreads more than 7 points with this defense

3 - the days of Nick Rose are long behind us

Switched to the Astros. What did he say?

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The first question at the press conference show is Orlando fired  WHAT THE FUCK MENSA????

FIFY

13 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I'm already worried about the Kansas game next year. 

I'm scared to death

1 minute ago, BERT said:

 

Michael Griffin. Not Ced

Channeling my inner-fatkid.

 

4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Baylor and Iowa St are not going to be fun.

What? You don't like getting raped?

Switched to the Astros. What did he say?
Isn't on yet.
16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

So the difference in the game is that the Kansas kicker sucks.  

Let that sink in....the difference between Texas and Kansas was a fucking kicker

We are getting worse each game, and it will bite us in the ass, maybe next week.

all of the “run the table, see OU in the championship for a rematch”  better run for cover.

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10 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:


Shut the fuck up with that cliche bull shit

Your sarcasm meter is broken as expected from this shit lol

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Great win horns!!

Why is the cuckhold fuck not banned yet? 

4 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

I don't watch LHN. It's great to listen to "non-professionals"; actual longhorns that speak with the team's best interests in mind.

 

Miss the better camera work when you have to watch on LHN.  There were a couple of KU TDs and one of ours where the receiver was uncovered and you didn't get a shot to help understand how that happened.

14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Great win horns!!

Cloak'ed by cramp-aggy

I mean glad we won...but goddamn it shouldnt take a last second fg

Better get our shit together if we want to get rematch and beat ou

Orlando needs to be given walking papers or an ultimatum that if he gives up over 30pts again in regular season thats it

The other problem is that the likes of Kansas circle this game as a winnable big upset because we've proven that we underperform. KU knows that ou will push their shit in even on a bad day.

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Why is the cuckhold fuck not banned yet? 

He posts everything from his twatter feed in the cloakroom and the sock farm loves em.

2 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Funny how that shit doesn't happen to Alabama and OU and those teams that win all the fucking hardware all the time. 

Coastal fucking Carolina held this Jayhawk squad to SEVEN FUCKING POINTS.  Seven.  We were 41 points worse than that tonight and Kansas left a ton of points on the field through their own fuck-ups.  W/e these coaches are getting paid it's about 1000x too much.  Hire some idiots coaching Pop Warner.  They'll work for peanuts and we'll be getting just as good or better results.

Alabama and OU have stacked rosters and we are injured to hell on defense in a defense that was already replacing 8 starters. This shit DOES happen to OU. OU had plenty of embarrassing games on defense last year. They gave up 40 to a Beaty led Kansas. Kansas was running the vintage Les Miles dinosaur offense vs. Coastal Carolina, it was a sight to behold.

5 minutes ago, pch said:

It was the 2004 game but your point is well taken.  4th and 18 when Vince delivered in Lawrence.

Eh, that was peak Mangino.  In another couple of years, Miles may have them there, too.

Only players worth a fuck tonight..

 

Ossai

Rojo

Overshown

Dicker the kicker

 

And at times..Sam and DevDuv, at other times not so much

 

Edit- CJ had a couple clutch grabs as well, but didn't exactly dominate like he should

 

 

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Shit. We can be mad tomorrow. I'm just glad we didn't fucking lose. 

As always, OU sucks. We're still meeting you inbred fucks in Arlington. Who knows which Texas team will show up. 

Wow you are really obtuse.

3 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
5 minutes ago, hornhorn said:
What? You don't like getting raped?

Not so much. Sensitive butthole.

Well then, Texas fandom isn't for you. May I suggest Bama or maybe OU if you like something within the conference???

Alabama really struggling with Tennessee and Tua getting knocked out of the game. Maybe it's just one of those weekends.

13 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Look guys, if Texas gets healthy and keeps winning how close this win was won’t matter.

I hope you're right. But Sterns doesn't look like the same guy and Green got abused vs. LSU. We don't know much about Whittington, Shack being 100% would definitely be a good thing, Chris Brown has had some good moments (but also some not so good moments), Tillman is an unknown, and I'm not sure Josh Thompson is coming back before the bowl game.

 

So, I guess that, although I know it will be a good thing, I'm not sure HOW good. I really, really hope you're right. Because my heart can't take too many more games like tonight.

 

Edit: oh, and I get the impression that Shark is probably done for the season. Collarbone injuries are no joke.

Edited by campcrunk

17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is a loss in ever single facet minus the wL column 

Unless it causes some staff replacements, then it's a good win.   

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Only players worth a fuck tonight..

Ossai
Rojo
Overshown
Dicker the kicker

And at times..Sam and DevDuv, at other times not so much

Sam did have about 490 yards of total offense by himself 

47 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s his buyout?  and will urban come here?

Buy out is up to big cigars but if Urban wants another HC job, I think Texas will be on his very short list.

What the mother fucking happened? Texas is up 14-3 and seems like an easy route going to happen. I'm at a family campout so I go tend to family things.
After getting things wrapped up for the night I turn the game on to see Texas having to drive for a game winning drive.
Somebody on that God damn coaching staff has some explaining to do and I suspect it better start with Orlando.

Anyone who still thinks we have a shot to make it to the b12 championship game with our defense is delusional as fuck. Greg Robinson isn't walking through that door, folks.

12 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I wanna teabag everyone that says “a win is a win”. This is fucking Kansas at home after a loss. We’re not in the top tier of CFB teams right now, and I’m not we’re 2nd tier. Watching this team is fuckin embarrassing 

We are Kansas on defense right now and there ain't a damn thing gonna change till we get some guys back. 

The crazy part is, if you'd just teach these guys how to fucking tackle and turn and look for the ball which is Defense 101 level shit, we'd be fine.  Instead you've got guys diving at the ball runner's shoes, flailing their arms at guys, overrunning the play, and never looking back for the ball while wildly waving their arms in the opposing receiver's face and just begging the refs to throw a flag.

This ain't rocket science shit trying to stop Tom Brady from carving you up.  It's just basic defensive technique.  Yet clearly that's beyond the ability of our highly paid coaches to impart to these top level recruits.  Coastal Carolina can pull it off somehow, but it's too much for us. 

Just now, F250 said:

Alabama really struggling with Tennessee and Tua getting knocked out of the game. Maybe it's just one of those weekends.

Tennessee is shit but this is a rivalry game and they do have four star talent. Not really the same.

Alabama really struggling with Tennessee and Tua getting knocked out of the game. Maybe it's just one of those weekends.

No. They'll win by 4 scores, don't you worry.
5 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


I’m being serious. This team plays down to its opponent and injuries are killing the defense. Get healthy, squeak out some W’s and keep the goal to get to the B12 championship game

That is one of Hermann's weaknesses.  His teams have a history of playing down (or up) to the opponent.

Its a win.  Every team has one ugly game.

And I don't think we face a better passer than Stanley the rest of the season.  Not sure I've seen one all season.  So our secondary has a chance not to let us get blown out.

 

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

They keep getting injured because they've lost sight of fundamental defense, including tackling.  And because of Orlando's goofball calls, they're constantly out of position and having to make diving and other awkward tackles.

Not surprisingly, this was the story when Diaz was coaching. 

Has anyone noticed how BJ Foster actively avoids contact?

Pooka made KU offense play our defense like a fiddle. We haven't been able to stop any P5 offense. 

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