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Ok Tom, We'll Talk about Kansas Game, Oct 19th 6pm cst LHN

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8 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Yup. Sad thing is, his backup Overshown is out there injured and covering for someone else too. I don't know how the coaches can have a 3 deep at every DB position...I don't even know who you would move back there from the O...

What happened to Tyler Owens? Thought he was gonna be playing a little. They've had some serious bad luck at DB though.

How many guys out? 4? Then how many playing hurt? 

Maybe we should by teaching our DB's how to properly tackle. Don't they all have shoulder stingers/neck injuries basically? Brandon Jones got hurt because he put his fucking head down low to make a tackle.

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  • Revolution512
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    Until he plays our D next week

  • It’s because Texas got its ass whipped on both sides of the ball.  9 sacks allowed on offense, Greg Davis specials all day and starting every drive deep in own territory due to repeated stupidity

  • Take the W, pussies

As context, let’s look at the recruiting classes from 2015-2019. 
 

Kansas had 3 4-star recruits in that period. that’s it. 
 

Texas had 59 4- and 5-star recruits.

 

The 2nd stringers should have been able to easily handle them. Kansas played up. Texas played down. 
 

I was hoping this was the year we’d stop making every game a 7-point or less game but seems that’s just Herman’s style. 

35 minutes ago, Cap Hooked said:

Lmaoo we are gonna lose to Baylor at minimum you dipshit

Yeah should just bend over and spread our cheeks huh

Just now, C-Man said:

Maybe we should by teaching our DB's how to properly tackle. Don't they all have shoulder stingers/neck injuries basically? Brandon Jones got hurt because he put his fucking head down low to make a tackle.

Alligator rolls.

So mensa knows we play tcu next week and nobody had to remind him. He only forgets when we play our rival. 

4 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Now that the game is over...

Earlier this week, on my way into work some fucking asshole decided to run into my car and drive away.. my car was totaled and I was the *lucky* recipient of a concussion.  I plan on pursing the shitbag for the fucking inexcusable human being that they are. Concentrating has not been my strong suit this week. FWPD and my insurance discovered that the car that hit me was uninsured. Fortunately, it was at a location with cameras. I'm confident this shitbag will be caught and nailed to the wall as they deserve. Unfortunately, I wont be able to have MY car back. I'm mostly back to my own shit, but it's still difficult to concentrate without getting a headache.

If he's illegal, they probably won't do anything to him.

So tired of Mensa saying how little other teams are blitzing against other teams, then how much more they blitz against us.  How about you teach the team how to pick up a blitz, and expect it every fucking down?  Hey smart guy, if a team sucks at picking up the blitz (Texas), they will blitz more.   Where's my $5mil?

Just now, williemackgarza said:

In the presser, So still smartass tom. Not humble tom
Fuck him

Can't accept his shortcomings. Everyone else is wrong. Mensa!

Herman is such a neurotic person. You can see why this team plays tight. They get it from him.

1 minute ago, williemackgarza said:

In the presser, So still smartass tom. Not humble tom
Fuck him

Yeah he should really respect shit brains like Chip Brown and Kurt Bowels more.

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Sorry to hear that dude, that sucks. Take it easy and drink lots of water, it sounds silly but keep your eyes off screens for a month or so as much as you can.

Karma will balance it out for the fucker

My lawyer and insurance will get this fucker. Before the symptoms set in and my cortisol wore off, I recognized that the place the dickbag left has a camera pointing in the exact spot that it happened.

I have a nice sum from the insurance coming in to get a new car, not including the shit from the medical bills.

Just now, williemackgarza said:

Tom= No guy in football has never not missed tackles.. geeze just gettin caught up on the presser

And he also paraphrased the butterteeth classic "half the teams lost today" 

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey! Nice presser Mensa. Go floss your teeth with Your own hymen. Fucking OC masquerading as a HC fraud. 

He didn’t call u back the next morning did he? 

14 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Yup. Sad thing is, his backup Overshown is out there injured and covering for someone else too. I don't know how the coaches can have a 3 deep at every DB position...I don't even know who you would move back there from the O...

What happened to Tyler Owens? Thought he was gonna be playing a little. They've had some serious bad luck at DB though.

How many guys out? 4? Then how many playing hurt? 

Owens and Adimora should be playing more. If they're not prepared enough to spell Foster a few plays then that's a problem with the coaching staff. 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Can't accept his shortcomings. Everyone else is wrong. Mensa!

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3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

So tired of Mensa saying how little other teams are blitzing against other teams, then how much more they blitz against us.  How about you teach the team how to pick up a blitz, and expect it every fucking down?  Hey smart guy, if a team sucks at picking up the blitz (Texas), they will blitz more.   Where's my $5mil?

Maybe this is the long-con Mensa move and he's been saving all his screen plays for Froggy.

I wish once that stupid Dickhead would look into the camera and say “tonight was unacceptable...I’ve told our team and coaches that this is unacceptable and I will get things turned around immediately. “

 

But fuck me right?

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Owens and Adimora should be playing more. 

Probably Watson too. If the starters can't find the ball, at least the young guys can possibly get a chance to see if they can..

what’s the story with chris ash?  obviously he’s better than orlando.  would he take the job?

This mfer is a loser. Sorry, i tried believing in herman. Hes a pussy ass bitch and needs seriuos ass chewing and shit the bed against a 2 week old naia off coordinator. But acting like no biggie we can fix it

I say this with all sincerity, but Dicker saved me from not watching another snap this year. Hey Orlando, it doesnt make a shit where they come from when you blitz six on third down like clockwork and leave your third string DBs on islands all night you fucking twat.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Maybe we should by teaching our DB's how to properly tackle. Don't they all have shoulder stingers/neck injuries basically? Brandon Jones got hurt because he put his fucking head down low to make a tackle.

Kansas DB put his head down and caused a fumble by Smith

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I wish once that stupid Dickhead would look into the camera and say “tonight was unacceptable...I’ve told our team and coaches that this is unacceptable and I will get things turned around immediately. “

what is he saying instead of that?  for those of us without LHN.  

4 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Tom= No guy in football has never not missed tackles.. geeze just gettin caught up on the presser

Basically a younger Mack Brown minus the crazy eye thing

9 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I’m sure this game helped your concussion

Games do help with distractions.

Texas has TCU next  .  Forecast - sweat.

Probably Watson too. If the starters can't find the ball, at least the young guys can possibly get a chance to see if they can..

Coach miles heck of a coach, you dont win a natty if your a bad coach suckin his cock

I'm pissed off and will probably regret this post tomorrow.

I'm halfway drunk, though I rarely drink.

I should be balls deep in my wife; however, my GD sister-in-law is still here.

And, I have a soccer game, at 9AM.

F Todd Orlan_o

7 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

In the presser, So still smartass tom. Not humble tom
Fuck him

Some saps will be surprised by this.   Dude's never going to accept the fact that he can be wrong.

But get used to it as Herman ain't going anywhere.

Griff is goofing hard

1 minute ago, futureman said:

what is he saying instead of that?  for those of us without LHN.  

“Blah blah blah winning is hard,  Pooka is a great player,  y’all don’t know shit and I’m so fucking smart because Mensa and shit”

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Kansas DB put his head down and caused a fumble by Smith

yeah that was egregious.  not helmet-to-helmet but head down, body parallel to the turf, crown first launch.  

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I wish once that stupid Dickhead would look into the camera and say “tonight was unacceptable...I’ve told our team and coaches that this is unacceptable and I will get things turned around immediately. “

 

But fuck me right?

what did he tell the team?

Sundays after a win, sundays after a loss, sundays after a blowout when are ALL the same. We approach them all the same
Wtf?!?

I'm pissed off and will probably regret this post tomorrow.
I'm halfway drunk, though I rarely drink.
I should be balls deep in my wife; however, my GD sister-in-law is still here.
And, I have a soccer game, at 9AM.
F Todd Orlan_o


Pics of the S-I-L?
Just now, Stunns38 said:

 


Pics of the S-I-L?

 

This has already been covered.  You do... not....want...  Put it this way.  I got the genetic superior from that family.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Basically a younger Mack Brown minus the crazy eye thing

What about the clapping?

Griffin trying to get Dicker to agree that Herman makes bad decisions on 4th down.

lol

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah that was egregious.  not helmet-to-helmet but head down, body parallel to the turf, crown first launch.  

Yep. Should have been spearing 

3 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Sundays after a win, sundays after a loss, sundays after a blowout when are ALL the same. We approach them all the same
Wtf?!?

Meaning they’re preparing for next weeks game. How drunk are you?? Your rants are pretty impressive tonight. 

Some saps will be surprised by this.   Dude's never going to accept the fact that he can be wrong.
But get used to it as Herman ain't going anywhere.

Fuck you wally, not suprised by this but wonder how far his depths of dumbassery he can sink too.
Guess he knows no bounds.
Thats what a loser does. Acts like hes not one
1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Yep. Should have been spearing 

I don't think he touched anything but the ball

He just said the offense needs to do its part too - 2 turnovers deep

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