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i've almost stopped eating there entirely since they took the triple layer naoch and shredded chicken mini quesadilla off the menu.  fuck you 2020. 

 

naoch fries are the tits tho. 

Not sure I agree about Del Taco being better either.  They seem like they are everything Taco Bell is but worse.  Meat is often puréed to a consistency no longer resembling meat and everything is covered in some ranch or sauce making it a wet mess. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's Taco Bell -- butt stuff is ALWAYS in play, but it's all outbound.

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I'm not afraid to admit I'll hit up a couple crunchy tacos and fire sauce every now and again.
And i remember when I was Brisket's boys age, we would buy those 10 packs of crunchy tacos and get after it. 

That should be something you wear as a badge of honor. Crunchy with fire sauce and a dew had been my staple go to for decades.

Never thought of getting a party pack. 3 crunchy isn’t quite enough to fill me and my 2 kids are good for 1.5 tacos each. I can bump that to 4-5 and still have leftovers for another meal…thanks for the idea

So I'm posting from the Taco Bell Cantina. It's pretty nice here. Fire pits, connect 4, Cornhole, and frozen margaritas.

 

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Edit - they need to get better at the basic taco bell stuff. They totally fucked up our order. 

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27 minutes ago, ajax said:

 

 

Edit - they need to get better at the basic taco bell stuff. They totally fucked up our order. 

sounds like they're right on schedule

Saw this thread pop up, had to stop in to say that Taco Bell is fucking awesome. Continue. 

Bring back the double decker taco, you monsters!

Not afraid to admit Ill roll through every once it a while.  Never understood the hate.   I keep it simple and cheap.  Two crunchy, two soft.  Shit tons of fire sauce.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Bring back the double decker taco, you monsters!

I just make my own, DIY style.  One bean burrito, unrolled, then one crunchy taco, wrap it up, boom!

 

 

37 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I just make my own, DIY style.  One bean burrito, unrolled, then one crunchy taco, wrap it up, boom!

 

 

I've done this too, it was good, but it's not the same without the convenience and sadness of buying one at Taco Bell, usually after midnight.

If you eat at Taco Bell, you deserve pieces of metal flowing through your digestive tract.

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If you eat at Taco Bell, you deserve pieces of metal flowing through your digestive tract.

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41 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If you eat at Taco Bell, you deserve pieces of metal flowing through your digestive tract.

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I will fuck up the chili cheese burritos and not give a fuck until the next morning

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Bring back the double decker taco, you monsters!

Try the cheese gordita crunch.  It's pretty close.

54 minutes ago, Catpfish said:

Try the cheese gordita crunch.  It's pretty close.

It's not the same goddamnit!

14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It's not the same goddamnit!

You're right. It's better.

3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

You're right. It's better.

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27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It's not the same goddamnit!

Exactly. Bring back the double decker and volcano taco. Rest of the menu is irrelevant 

They got rid of all of my favorite menu items in the past year or two. Grilled stuffed burrito, shredded chicken, and Mex pizza. Bullshit. 

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

JItB tacos > Taco Bell tacos

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Fire sauce is obviously good but not enough references to Diablo sauce in this thread.

3 hours ago, castolon said:

Fire sauce is obviously good but not enough references to Diablo sauce in this thread.

I want a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast I'm in a goddamn hurry 

My Taco Bell is a combination KFC and Taco Bell

 

17 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

They got rid of all of my favorite menu items in the past year or two. Grilled stuffed burrito, shredded chicken, and Mex pizza. Bullshit. 

Seriously.  Seems like they are down to like 5 items on the menu now.  As stated earlier, Nacho Fires are legit tho.

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13 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

As stated earlier, Nacho Fires are legit tho.

I've had the nacho fires before. It was not pleasant.

2 hours ago, RPM said:

I've had the nacho fires before. It was not pleasant.


Happened to eat some tacoB about a week ago for the first time in over 20yrs. Just had  2 crispy tacos and a couple bites of a grilled burrito thing which I didn’t like. Tacos are tacos I thought, 2 won’t kill me. Well, they didn’t kill me but I sure wished I was dead on the toilet later. 

3 hours ago, midtown said:

Oddly this showed up today
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You can if you're German.

Date night for wife and I in the mid-70’s (poors, in student housing) was 2 burrito supremes at 99 cents each and a single medium Dr Pepper; I still get random cravings for a Burrito Supreme and maybe even 59 cent pintos and cheese,,,,

On 8/14/2021 at 8:52 AM, Horn Draoi said:

Date night for wife and I in the mid-70’s (poors, in student housing) was 2 burrito supremes at 99 cents each and a single medium Dr Pepper; I still get random cravings for a Burrito Supreme and maybe even 59 cent pintos and cheese,,,,

Pintos and cheese isn’t on the menu anymore and it’s a damn shame. 

If there are fast food items better than the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, there’s probably only a handful.

27 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

If there are fast food items better than the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, there’s probably only a handful.

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