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Here's my Cartman theory:

He really is married to that girl but she grew up Jewish and also hates Jews, so is all in on Cartman fucking with Kyle. His kids are just as bad as him too and are all in on it too. There's just no way he's not fucking with Kyle. The last scene before they fix everything will be him laughing at him "I got you kinda..."

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    See, this is what you can really do when you have fuck you money. You re-open restaurants from your childhood and you light your network and sitting president on fire. 

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Everything being "plus" and "max" was also hilarious, especially since they are shown now on Paramount + and HBO Max.

And the vaccine companies seemed to own all of the companies/sponsor all of the arenas/etc.

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On 12/1/2021 at 6:23 PM, 'stache said:

Here's my Cartman theory:

He really is married to that girl but she grew up Jewish and also hates Jews, so is all in on Cartman fucking with Kyle. His kids are just as bad as him too and are all in on it too. There's just no way he's not fucking with Kyle. The last scene before they fix everything will be him laughing at him "I got you kinda..."

I think he’s definitely fucking with Kyle but I think the wife has no idea. Cart man is just twisted. He may even shit on his kids when the long game is revealed. 
 

your idea works too. 

Like he actually married her, had kids, and "converted" only to, in the end, get Kyle again...and doesn't care about the family.  Long game shit.

Just caught up on the 3 covid episodes, and they were pretty funny. Anyone know how many there will be and when? The release dates have been odd.

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6 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

The release dates have been odd.

They're kinda busy remodeling Casa Bonita.

7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Just caught up on the 3 covid episodes, and they were pretty funny. Anyone know how many there will be and when? The release dates have been odd.

The next one is Thursday on Paramount+ 

Anyone know the reason why the new post COVID episodes are on Paramount+ instead of HBO Max? Kind of annoying.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Anyone know the reason why the new post COVID episodes are on Paramount+ instead of HBO Max? Kind of annoying.

ViacomCBS owns Paramount+.  It was part of the $900m/6 year deal Trey and Matt signed to put some content exclusively on the streaming service. 

Viacom licensed the streaming rights for the series to Hulu, and then WarnerMedia for HBO Max.  But those rights did not include what would become the Paramount+ content (14 "movies") that was announced 2 years after the WarnerMedia deal. 

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

Anyone know the reason why the new post COVID episodes are on Paramount+ instead of HBO Max? Kind of annoying.

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

ViacomCBS owns Paramount+.  It was part of the $900m/6 year deal Trey and Matt signed to put some content exclusively on the streaming service. 

Viacom licensed the streaming rights for the series to Hulu, and then WarnerMedia for HBO Max.  But those rights did not include what would become the Paramount+ content (14 "movies") that was announced 2 years after the WarnerMedia deal. 

Just say: ViacomCBS owns Comedy Central, and also owns Paramount+.

 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just say: ViacomCBS owns Comedy Central, and also owns Paramount+.

 

Yes but there's two deals - he asked why he can watch the show on HBOMax but not the new COVID-related specials. 

The streaming deal for the Comedy Central television show between ViacomCBS and WarnerMedia, which is why you can watch old episodes on HBOMax

And the deal between ViacomCBS and Matt/Trey for the new seasons (on CC) and 14 streaming-only "movies" and specials. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yes but there's two deals - he asked why he can watch the show on HBOMax but not the new COVID-related specials. 

The streaming deal for the Comedy Central television show between ViacomCBS and WarnerMedia, which is why you can watch old episodes on HBOMax

And the deal between ViacomCBS and Matt/Trey for the new seasons (on CC) and 14 streaming-only "movies" and specials. 

Ahh, I stand corrected.

And now, let me rage about why the newest Rick and Morty isn't on HBOMax yet.

New COVID special up at Paramount+

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

New COVID special up at Paramount+

Holy shit the Bladerunner stuff.  

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit the Bladerunner stuff.  

Yes I'm a sucker for all the Bladerunner stuff. 

I thought it was fine. Kind of dumb. Had some good moments. They seemed to tread fairly lightly in both "episodes" and not attempt to really single out any aspect and satirize it to death - which unfortunately is what makes the best SP episodes imo. I guess the hardest they laid into anything was the NFT craze but that isn't really covid related. 

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Holy shitballs that was great. Remember folks, weed can't solve your problems. But Tegrity can.


And for once...Cartman got "got" and not what we expected for him to come around and get Kyle again.

 

11 hours ago, RPM said:

Holy shitballs that was great. Remember folks, weed can't solve your problems. But Tegrity can.

It was really good.  Funnier than I thought it'd be.

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And for once...Cartman got "got" and not what we expected for him to come around and get Kyle again.

This.  I kept expecting the Jewish Cartman to say "psyche" or "HAHAH I GOT KYLE", but no, it was legit that Cartman had his shit together.

And then fitting that his son acted just like you'd expect a toddler Cartman to act, and fucked everything up by flipping the switch.

And then we see homeless Cartman ranting about the others, and they are acting like there was no other outcome for Cartman.

Yeah, I wasn't real happy with the Cartman storyline. They should have kept him true to his character both before and after the time travel. He should have been fucking with Kyle the whole time. It also didn't need two extremes. He could just be a miserable lower middle class asshole, which is his most likely future based on his character. We're supposed to hate Cartman in a way that is hilarious. His story line had no real punchline and you feel bad for him. That's never been how his character has worked.

On 12/14/2021 at 4:25 PM, Js1 said:

Yes but there's two deals - he asked why he can watch the show on HBOMax but not the new COVID-related specials. 

The streaming deal for the Comedy Central television show between ViacomCBS and WarnerMedia, which is why you can watch old episodes on HBOMax

And the deal between ViacomCBS and Matt/Trey for the new seasons (on CC) and 14 streaming-only "movies" and specials. 

So will there be a new season eventually too, plus more "events" (i.e. movies)?

Just now, 'stache said:

So will there be a new season eventually too, plus more "events" (i.e. movies)?

Yeah, the deal they signed was supposed to be through season 30.  The "events" are just "made for TV films of indeterminate length", which "Post COVID" and "Post COVID: COVID Returns" are the first 2, so there's 12 left in the next 6 years. 

7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Yeah, I wasn't real happy with the Cartman storyline. They should have kept him true to his character both before and after the time travel. He should have been fucking with Kyle the whole time. It also didn't need two extremes. He could just be a miserable lower middle class asshole, which is his most likely future based on his character. We're supposed to hate Cartman in a way that is hilarious. His story line had no real punchline and you feel bad for him. That's never been how his character has worked.

I loved it, actually.  The friends break up and he has this great life.  They stick together and he is a homeless asshole.  It's dark and it was unexpected.  And it essentially means that reformed, Jewish Cartman was right (as it pertains to Cartman's future).  He should have wasted kid Kyle.

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These are incredible. They're going up on Youtube one at a time.

 

 

 

Need a Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls one 

On 1/28/2022 at 2:59 PM, 'stache said:

 

I would sing Jackin' It In San Diego to my kid while changing his diaper to get him to sit still. 

Lmao the reporter getting more and more Nazi was fucking hilarious 

Can’t make me cover my dick and tits

They are pushing this after South Park next week.  Stephen Colbert is involved, along with the Tooning out the News folks and some others.

This looks fucking awful, like I could find something funnier on NewGrounds

 

yeah that looks like ass 

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Not interested in that.

Mr Mackey's voice was off

So Tolkien, eh?

Mr Mackey's voice was off

They all were (Randy and Stan). I’m guessing Trey had a head cold or something. It would make sense the way they sounded.

They all were (Randy and Stan). I’m guessing Trey had a head cold or something. It would make sense the way they sounded.

I heard it was Covid-related

White puppy, black puppy!

Did this episode come out before Amazon's new LOTR's trailer?  Because it's funnier if it was a direct response to that.

Cartman as a realtor is everything I want South Park to be.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

White puppy, black puppy!

Did this episode come out before Amazon's new LOTR's trailer?  Because it's funnier if it was a direct response to that.

This episode was written and produced before the LOTR trailer.  

This episode felt like it was about all of the people in Colorado bitching that people from other states were moving in, as well as people in the cities moving into the rural areas.

Liked that the people moving in were portrayed as pigeons and just shouting out simple wants, LOL.

Cartman as a realtor is everything I want South Park to be.
Yeah, this felt like a throwback episode. My favorite episode so far this season.
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Too many shitty people!

Tesla, bottled water, cortado.

Having personally known several realtors, loved that they highlighted that 90% of them don’t do shit but show up to unlock the house then spend 30 minutes on paperwork to get 4% of the sales price.  Fucking leeches.

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

Tesla, bottled water, cortado.

Pilates.  Tesla. La Croix. Tacos. Mac Book. Cortado? 

I don't know why, but the image of just a chair in the realtor's video cracked me the hell up.

3 hours ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I don't know why, but the image of just a chair in the realtor's video cracked me the hell up.

That and the picture of a toilet as an amenity.

I hope they live in the hotdog house for at least the rest of the season, lol. 

This felt like old school South Park, an apolitical topic that everyone understands and go at them hard.

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