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Just now, markstanco said:

What do you mean by "your" time??

Full time electrical availability time, as in Central Time.  

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4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Full time electrical availability time, as in Central Time.  

What he said.

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Stanford playing their 3rd string QB.  Who will be Heisman frontrunner by games end.  We tend to have that effect on opposing QBs.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Stanford playing their 3rd string QB.  Who will be Heisman frontrunner by games end.  We tend to have that effect on opposing QBs.

HEY!  None of that now

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Fuck those trees.  Beat their asses bears

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Gimme a 6 pack and one of these machines.  

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Gimme a 6 pack and one of these machines.  

I think I could get the neighbors attention with one of these

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Damn 9pm eastern? Crossing fingers but took the game  under...

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

What do you mean by "your" time??

I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.

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Yeah, if anyone watched the HBO deal on ASU and Herm, I'd sure as shit rather play for him that chapass milktoast Chip Kelly.

I'm really impressed with what Herm has done at ASU. Didn't see that coming. 

 

If I recall they've only lost one game this year. Hm... now who was that to...

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

I'm really impressed with what Herm has done at ASU. Didn't see that coming. 

 

If I recall they've only lost one game this year. Hm... now who was that to...

Same, I was clowning along with everyone else and thought it'd be a total trainwreck.

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6 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Tonight?

Is this a MAC game?

Get shut out by Wisky, take it out on the Pac12....

This seems like it would also be effective against Tree.

 

Lot of species racism going on around here.

So I'm supposed to post all the pictures of lightening killing bears, or bears being killed by an axe, or a spear....

 

8 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Lot of species racism going on around here.

So I'm supposed to post all the pictures of lightening killing bears, or bears being killed by an axe, or a spear....

 

Well I can't (or won't) find and post a picture of a bear being killed by a tree.

But how 'bout this?

 

Aw fuck, switching from Cubelic to McAfee/Hasselbeck as the color guy(s) on the broadcast. I can feel my IQ dropping by the second.

Man, @tantric superman, these black unis are awful. Too bad because taking the green out of the logo and simplifying their jerseys has been a beautiful look for Stanford.

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh shit, good DTR showed up today!

Shhh.  Don’t tell him.  It’s best when he doesn’t overthink it.

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I almost feel like turning it off and praying.

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I wish I could care.  

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6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Stanford playing their 3rd string QB.  Who will be Heisman frontrunner by games end.  We tend to have that effect on opposing QBs.

I see you are working reverse posting to help your team. Keep up the good work.

My God. The color for the game that they are reading for Stanford players sounds like they are reading straight out of their high school yearbooks.

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This is the largest lead we’ve had all season. And that is so sad.

Wasn't even done typing. Fuuuuu

“Chip kelly has spectacular special teams”

-color commentator literally cant finish saying “teams” and stanford blocks the punt for a td

 

my god

Just now, Sbbruin said:

This is the largest lead we’ve had all season. And that is so sad.

Wasn't even done typing. Fuuuuu

Ahahahahahah ESPN jinxed the fuuuuuck outta that one

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This kid West might not be the answer this year

Yeah, well I doubt he cares. ESPN said he’s going to be President in the near future.

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That’s what freshman do.  Hold it too long.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Yeah, well I doubt he cares. ESPN said he’s going to be President in the near future.

He knows Condi Rice AND Cory Booker! And he's white!

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We are the worst team in history on 3rd down and long. 

I can't believe this shitty Stanford team with their makeshift OL just physically dominated UDub two weeks ago, and now they're losing to an even shittier UCLA team.  

Also...

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He knows Condi Rice AND Cory Booker! And he's white!

He has many black friends...

Just checked UCLA’s schedule this year. Holy shit, they lost by 17 to Oregon State last week. Is Stanford this bad?

Ah the Stanford campus.

We built a school in the middle of one of the most vibrant metro areas in the world! And then padded it in a wide belt of landscaping so that day-to-day it might as well just be in Chico but without the hot girls!

Man, I know that's some people's thing, but I love that Berkeley actually feels like you're in the Bay Area.

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