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1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Just checked UCLA’s schedule this year. Holy shit, they lost by 17 to Oregon State last week. Is Stanford this bad?

DTR is the most schizo QB I've ever seen game to game. And last week he didn't even play, so his backup must be traaaaaash. @Sbbruin will probably concur.

Just now, texifornia said:

DTR is the most schizo QB I've ever seen game to game. And last week he didn't even play, so his backup must be traaaaaash. @Sbbruin will probably concur.

I’m sure Branson Bragg is super happy with his decision, though. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m sure Branson Bragg is super happy with his decision, though. 

His mom probably still is at least.

Ayyyyyy good DTR back!

And made sure to get all the way over to say hi to the cheerleaders.

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

DTR is the most schizo QB I've ever seen game to game. And last week he didn't even play, so his backup must be traaaaaash. @Sbbruin will probably concur.

Burton was actually pretty good.  But good DTR can be pretty good.  And more multi-dimensional.  So he gets the nod.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Burton was actually pretty good.  But good DTR can be pretty good.  And more multi-dimensional.  So he gets the nod.

And y'all still lost to Oregon State by three possessions? What happened?

15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Just checked UCLA’s schedule this year. Holy shit, they lost by 17 to Oregon State last week. Is Stanford this bad?

Yes, but they are such smart and good kids.

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And y'all still lost to Oregon State by three possessions? What happened?

We have the worst d in the history of history.  DBs specifically 

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Well there’s bad DTR.  Knew he was in there somewhere.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Well there’s bad DTR.  Knew he was in there somewhere.

jfc. Former Texas target Paulson Adebo! Fuckin' Charlie Strong...

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Man, @tantric superman, these black unis are awful. Too bad because taking the green out of the logo and simplifying their jerseys has been a beautiful look for Stanford.

Yep.  Have always hated them. 

6 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

All praise to UCLA maybe being on the upswing but gosh my team has gotten shitty. 

No shame on my end to switching to continuing my binge-watch of Succession.

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8 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

All praise to UCLA maybe being on the upswing but gosh my team has gotten shitty. 

Ha.  Upswing?  We are quite possibly better than only Rutgers in P5.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Ah the Stanford campus.

We built a school in the middle of one of the most vibrant metro areas in the world! And then padded it in a wide belt of landscaping so that day-to-day it might as well just be in Chico but without the hot girls!

Man, I know that's some people's thing, but I love that Berkeley actually feels like you're in the Bay Area.

It feels like the Bay Area because it's a couple of blocks from the Bay. 

I do like the feel of Berkeley, but Stanford is a pretty nice campus.   Because Stanford is in an area that's now pretty congested, it wouldn't have the same feel as Cal if it was more urban.  It would feel like a mall.     

4 minutes ago, bluto said:

Does Stanford have ANY other warm body to play qb? Just effin go wildcat

We don't have any warm body to play wildcat. 

 

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I won’t relax until it’s 0:00.

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I won’t relax until it’s 0:00.

For the OP 😉

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We really needed to get this Stanford monkey off our back. 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

We really needed to get this Stanford monkey off our back. 

Y'all are like us and @KSU last year. Just remove the monkey, no matter how ugly the process.

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Maybe we’re taking advantage of a 3rd string QB, but we’ll take it.

This cunty Stanford is killing my over. Just keep the damn ball in bounds, just try it. Guy was an ESPN top 100 recruit. Unreal

 

Every damn season Chris Petersen has an unexplainable loss. Clearly that was Stanford this year. 

Congrats, Sbbruin!  You've suffered through this whole season and deserve to enjoy the breaking of the streak in a most improbable year to do it.

I’m glad all those recruits Stanford stole from us have to play on such a shitty team. 

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9 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

Every damn season Chris Petersen has an unexplainable loss. Clearly that was Stanford this year. 

Congrats, Sbbruin!  You've suffered through this whole season and deserve to enjoy the breaking of the streak in a most improbable year to do it.

Would you care to trade coaches?

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Would you care to trade coaches?

Oh HELL no.  Sorry Sb... can't stand the Chipster. Got some Duck PTSD from that guy.

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Would you care to trade coaches?

I'll trade you Bush Hamden for Chip Kelly.

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33 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

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Pretty much.

There's juuuust enough of a nugget of a good team there to have hope. And that's how they get you.

DTR looked like an all conference qb in stretches, then would turn around and look like a 3rd stringer for a play or two

17 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Last UCLA win over Mighty Stanford, if I'm not mistaken....

 

Until last night, yep!

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

It just means more?

 

 

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Our game against SDSU looked like that at the Rose Bowl

PAC humor, the best.

Seriously though, I like y'all.  I'd be delighted if you decided to abandon that boat anchor conference and join the B12.

Just the California schools of course.  

Other than Berkeley, obviously.

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