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I'm certain it isn't evil.

 

Pls to click on & report back.

 

Screenshots of your findings are most welcome.3ccce78c1a04c5b2607cb8c3e0c45a69.jpg

 

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And on and on for what seems like forever. No nude pictures. No sex tape. Just the rantings of your everyday lunatic.

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

That website can be summarized as follows:

Wear a fucking helmet.

Undefeated

Well i hope he has a head injury. His use of the English language is regarded

Edited by Fuck Tim Beck

Good lord not his body jewelry! You bitch!

39 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That website can be summarized as follows:

Wear a fucking helmet.

(*) 

Fixed. 

I guess jeanalungwitzofutlawhelpedchrististevensruinmylife.com was already taken, so he had to go with jeanalungwitzofutlawhelpedchrististevensruinmylife.org.

 

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

 

I'm certain it isn't evil.

 

Pls to click on & report back.

 

Screenshots of your findings are most welcome.3ccce78c1a04c5b2607cb8c3e0c45a69.jpg

 

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Who else went full phteven.jpg trying to figure out what all that said in the link?

 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Uh oh. I think I might have violated U.S. copyright law by posting those screenshots.

Fair use.  Comment, criticism, parody; no impact on commercial value of original work.

Probably the most interesting aspect of it is the response to Mr. Birde-mann's (birdman?  Fits) grievance on the family law attorney, Brandon, he hired to get unsupervised access to his kids.

Although it seems his baby mama did him pretty dirty while he was knocked silly, there apparently was a goodly history of domestic violence prior to the accident.  

Jeana Lungwitz is the director of the Domestic Violence Clinic at UT Law.  She, more accurately third-year law students, assisted baby mama in getting a DV protective order, which altered the custody arrangements.

37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Fair use.  Comment, criticism, parody; no impact on commercial value of original work.

I'd say if there's any commercial value at all, it is as a Black Mirror episode that could only come about via lots and lots of free publicity, so if anything, it has been enhanced by this thread.

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

cliff notes version: 

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yeah but sometimes it’s hard not to. 

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

cliff notes version: 

 

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How are we to ever get laid?

On 10/18/2019 at 12:52 PM, crash_davis said:

cliff notes version: 

 

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Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

On 10/18/2019 at 1:48 PM, TwiceHorn said:

That website can be summarized as follows:

Wear a fucking helmet.

No doubt he got hit with the Heinz

On 10/18/2019 at 3:14 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Uh oh. I think I might have violated U.S. copyright law by posting those screenshots.

nevermarryastripperisadickbecauseheviolatedUSCode34Section18andpostedprotectedcontent.com 

On 10/18/2019 at 2:05 PM, Steel Shank said:

I dig chicks named Christi.

It's been my experience chicks named Christi/Cristi/Cris are at the far end of the danger zone of the Crazy/Hot matrix.

On 10/18/2019 at 3:21 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Probably the most interesting aspect of it is the response to Mr. Birde-mann's (birdman?  Fits) grievance on the family law attorney, Brandon, he hired to get unsupervised access to his kids.

Although it seems his baby mama did him pretty dirty while he was knocked silly, there apparently was a goodly history of domestic violence prior to the accident.  

Jeana Lungwitz is the director of the Domestic Violence Clinic at UT Law.  She, more accurately third-year law students, assisted baby mama in getting a DV protective order, which altered the custody arrangements.

Jeana is good people. They don’t take borderline cases in my experience. If the DV Clinic is on the case, I will go ahead and assume the respondent has a history of DV. 
 

edit:

His attorney he filed a grievance against was Sarah Brandon. How do I say this without being rude... not a surprise. 
 

I would never take a case like his, but some attorneys will take any case if they have the $$. 

Edited by hornian

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