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10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The dumbest people in the dumbest timeline

 

 

 


All that crazy talk making my penis soft.

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    I was glad to see this thread bumped for Gabbard’s craziness. And delighted to see Ana simping out for her as expected. A few thoughts: - Who produced this? Its clearly well done. It went out on

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    The thing about Obama is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

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8 hours ago, linux said:

I love how we are supposed to pretend that a neo nazi won't start WWIII, you see it every day on conservative forums how he wants to invade Canada, Mexico and Greenland. As if cultists wouldn't be easily swayed by a bombing of say Iran.

Dear leader says jump and you say how high.

I’d love to hear Ana’s thoughts on who started WW2.

8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Nuclear war would be a very bad thing. Esp a totally avoidable one precipitated by broken brained neocon foreign policy objectives. I know that this is probably hard to hear for some of you. 

Ok, Mr Burn-it-all-down.

8 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Time is a flat circle Mr. McCarthy. 

 

All circles are flat.

55 minutes ago, Walser said:

All circles are flat.

And a donut with no hole is a danish. 

11 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Nuclear war would be a very bad thing. Esp a totally avoidable one precipitated by broken brained neocon foreign policy objectives. I know that this is probably hard to hear for some of you. 

Hmm.  Why is it that we're closer to a nuclear war than ever before, Tulsi?  

8 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Hmm.  Why is it that we're closer to a nuclear war than ever before, Tulsi?  

Do you know the top way to avoid being beaten by your rapist?  Just don't resist, and let him rape you, as he threatens to kill you if you resist.

It is undeniably effective.  So, really, any person who is beaten by their rapist because they resist is responsible for the ensuing assault/murder.  If only the victim simply assented to the violent blackmail of their assailant, most of the risk of violent outcomes could be avoided.  And if we really want to get down to it, it's the victim's fault anyway, what with her looking all sexy and not giving it up for her assailant when he demanded it and said "I should be able to get laid too," even though he has very little to offer.

Duh.

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I’d love to hear Ana’s thoughts on who started WW2.

Duh.   It was those slutty Poles.  Didn't you see how they were dressed?

2 hours ago, Walser said:

All circles are flat.

Time is a baby's laugh

A butterfly floating on the breeze

The sepia tinge of an old photograph 

Robot Biden rampaging thru the streets of Tokyo

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I was glad to see this thread bumped for Gabbard’s craziness. And delighted to see Ana simping out for her as expected. A few thoughts:

- Who produced this? Its clearly well done. It went out on her personal accounts. Its not branded by ODNI or the IC. Usually its out of the ordinary for senior intelligence officials to give their personal thoughts on foreign policy to the public but I guess we are doing this now?

- You know what didn’t get mentioned? Donald Trump or the cabinet that she serves in. Not even an acknowledgment that she is part of it. That’s kind of weird.

- Who are the political elite warmongers that are pushing us to nuclear war? Is the cabinet-level intelligence official not part of the political elite? Was this info considered for the PDB or was X a more effective vector? 
 

- You’re the goddamned DNI, Tulsi! If anyone gets a bunker it’s you! Shouldn’t you be telling us what you’re doing about the incoming catastrophe? What is the point of telling us this? We have the equivalent of the pilot coming on the intercom and warning that he’s going to fly the plane into a mountain plane unless the good people in Economy Select figure something out. 
 

The reality: Tulsi got excluded from the top foreign policy team that went to Camp David to talk Iran. She was excluded because she is crazy and unreliable and was simply given a title and a platform as a sop to the Anastasis electorate.  No one was ever going to take her seriously and her job is to feed sixty five year old docs into AI to keep the nutjob caucus engaged. 
 

So good job, Ana, you got played. You utter fucking child. 
 

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8 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I’d love to hear Ana’s thoughts on who started WW2.

I wouldn’t. 

Oh good. Looks like we are about to see what happens when the anti-neocon voice gets carved out of the Camp  David team. I’d repost the part where I told y’all we should want her in that room, but it would be pearls before swine as usual. 

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22 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Nuclear war would be a very bad thing. Esp a totally avoidable one precipitated by broken brained neocon foreign policy objectives. I know that this is probably hard to hear for some of you. 

Whose policy is more "neocon" when it comes to Ukraine: ours or Russia's?  

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Oh good. Looks like we are about to see what happens when the anti-neocon voice gets carved out of the Camp  David team. I’d repost the part where I told y’all we should want her in that room, but it would be pearls before swine as usual. 

She’s not gonna fuck you no matter how hard you stan for her. 

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I love how the Trump administration does something Ana doesn't like and he directs his anger at us. 

 

 

Lulz. You're a valuable part of the team, tulsi. Trump will now take a shit on you. Make sure to thank him for the honor.

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President Donald Trump disputed his own director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, on how developed Iran’s nuclear capabilities were and said Iran was on the verge of obtaining a nuclear weapon when Israel struck in recent days.

Asked where he personally stands on how close Iran was to getting a nuclear weapon, given what Gabbard testified just months ago, Trump told reporters on Air Force One, “Very close.”

When pressed on Gabbard’s specific testimony that they weren’t, Trump said, “I don’t care what she said. I think they were very close to having it.”

 

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14 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz.

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When pressed on Gabbard’s specific testimony that they weren’t, Trump said, “I don’t care what she said. I think they were very close to having it.”

 


Trump thinks whatever the last person told him / what Fox News just told him.

When this man dies, I want to see his brain.

If that thing isn’t as smooth as a ballbearing I’ll be fucking shocked. 

 

22 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


Trump thinks whatever the last person told him / what Fox News just told him.

When this man dies, I want to see his brain.

If that thing isn’t as smooth as a ballbearing I’ll be fucking shocked. 

 


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7 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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There’s always a tweet.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Lulz. You're a valuable part of the team, tulsi. Trump will now take a shit on you. Make sure to thank him for the honor.

 

The best people.

Clown on clown violence. They can’t even trust their Director of National Intelligence due to her being in Assad and Russia’s pocket. 
 

 

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11 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

She looks like she's aged 15 years

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Man, it made me sad when Steven Tyler retired.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Man, it made me sad when Steven Tyler retired.

Also would have accepted Ben Kingsley

Tulsi (and to a somewhat lesser extent Pete) were never intended to actually be advising and deciding, they were selected for one real reason: to demonstrate that Trump owned the GOP and could make them bend completely to his will and whim. 
 

Of course they are not letting Tulsi do anything really important.  They know she’s a loon. Honestly one of the few somewhat sane proposals out there from Trump world is just to do away with the DNI and let the CIA director dual-hat government-wide intel coordination. 

11 hours ago, chainsaw said:

She looks like she's aged 15 years

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Sir Ben Kingsley’s most transformative and best role. Daniel Day Louis eat your heart out.

14 hours ago, chainsaw said:

She looks like she's aged 15 years

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“Makeup is a very powerful thing. You see her on TV and think that’s an attractive woman. But these makeup people are very smart, very talented people. Trust me.  When you see Tulsi up close her face is  like a war zone. It kinda looks like Tehran, to be honest. Her skin looks like Israel bombed the hell out of it. We can’t have her in the meetings.”

16 hours ago, berlinerbaer said:

It is clear now that she was the DEI hire FIRE of this admin.

FIFY. Looks like it's Tulsi vs the head of lettuce time in DC.

Trump is ‘losing confidence’ in Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard as he mulls removing her entire office, senior official says

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tulsi-gabbard-israel-iran-b2772131.html

On 6/11/2025 at 8:37 PM, Anastasis said:

Oh good. Looks like we are about to see what happens when the anti-neocon voice gets carved out of the Camp  David team. I’d repost the part where I told y’all we should want her in that room, but it would be pearls before swine as usual. 

"carve out"  DRINK!  Annie's back!

Dumbass.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"carve out"  DRINK!  Annie's back!

Dumbass.

Are you having a seizure?

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Are you having a seizure?

No, I'm laughing at your dumb ass.  You're back to one of your favorite pet phrases.

Tulsi about to send "u up" to Hakeem Jeffries

Spoiler

and because he's a fucking moron, he will welcome her back

 

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, I'm laughing at your dumb ass.  You're back to one of your favorite pet phrases.

FISA!

ACIP!

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, I'm laughing at your dumb ass.  You're back to one of your favorite pet phrases.

May have to dust off the JDS one too. 

Out of the Democratic party, and now likely out of the GQP......I guess she can always portal to Moscow. 

Oh no, what political bandwagon will Tulsi try to attach herself to next?

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Tulsi about to send "u up" to Hakeem Jeffries

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and because he's a fucking moron, he will welcome her back

 

Why do you say Hakeem Jeffries is a “fucking moron?”

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

FIFY. Looks like it's Tulsi vs the head of lettuce time in DC.

Trump is ‘losing confidence’ in Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard as he mulls removing her entire office, senior official says

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tulsi-gabbard-israel-iran-b2772131.html

Like, the entire department of National Intelligence?  That seems problematic.

 

Oh, now I get why he doesn't give a fuck.

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He has also reportedly been considering the idea of closing Gabbard’s office and integrating its responsibilities into the CIA’s leadership infrastructure. However, this could have a significant impact on oversight of the U.S. intelligence community and affect how information is relayed to the commander-in-chief.

 

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it's less than 2000 people

they all have tickets

they would just migrate to other beltway subs of the company

alongside the sod and potus, it's the most important post in the world

why the gop approved her or hegseth is beyond comprehension, especially those that have been read-in, just disgusting they allowed these postings

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Out of the Democratic party, and now likely out of the GQP......I guess she can always portal to Moscow. 

....so.. are you sayin' she's the real mccoy?

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

Oh no, what political bandwagon will Tulsi try to attach herself to next?


you rang?


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