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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. Sub for what? Do you really not know how to read that article?

Essential journalism for historic times

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    I was glad to see this thread bumped for Gabbard’s craziness. And delighted to see Ana simping out for her as expected. A few thoughts: - Who produced this? Its clearly well done. It went out on

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    The thing about Obama is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

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The money shot:

Gabbard, Patel, and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth were always the unholy trinity of utterly unqualified nominees, people put up for their jobs primarily because Trump and his advisers knew that they would be completely pliant and obsequious, that nominating them would horrify official Washington, and that Senate Republicans would have to bend their collective knee by confirming them. But while Gabbard is thumbing through emails and posts, and Patel is examining heart rhythms to see who’s been rolling their eyes at him, America is in peril. Real spies are out there trying to steal America’s secrets; real terrorists, foreign and domestic, are plotting the deaths of American citizens. Kidnappers, gang members, organized-crime rings—they’re all out there waiting to be caught.

But first, Tulsi Gabbard has to find out who doesn’t like the tariffs, and Kash Patel has to find out who snickered at him in the hallway. Priorities, after all.

An addendum:  Gabbard proposes a "full-spectrum" search of all 18 agencies' communications to ferret out "disloyalty."  

Spooks getting spooked indeed.

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The money shot:

Gabbard, Patel, and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth were always the unholy trinity of utterly unqualified nominees, people put up for their jobs primarily because Trump and his advisers knew that they would be completely pliant and obsequious, that nominating them would horrify official Washington, and that Senate Republicans would have to bend their collective knee by confirming them. But while Gabbard is thumbing through emails and posts, and Patel is examining heart rhythms to see who’s been rolling their eyes at him, America is in peril. Real spies are out there trying to steal America’s secrets; real terrorists, foreign and domestic, are plotting the deaths of American citizens. Kidnappers, gang members, organized-crime rings—they’re all out there waiting to be caught.

But first, Tulsi Gabbard has to find out who doesn’t like the tariffs, and Kash Patel has to find out who snickered at him in the hallway. Priorities, after all.

An addendum:  Gabbard proposes a "full-spectrum" search of all 18 agencies' communications to ferret out "disloyalty."  

Spooks getting spooked indeed.

Who doesn't love neo-McCarthyism?

45 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Guys, Ana needs help learning how to use the internet.

 

Do you know how pathetic an appeal to the CR collective is in this situation?

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Who doesn't love neo-McCarthyism?

Neo-McCarthyism, I like that. 

51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Neo-McCarthyism, I like that. 

I prefer Neo-Lennonism 

6 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Who doesn't love neo-McCarthyism?

to call what Patel and Gabbard are doing “McCarthyism” is to make too grandiose a comparison. Tail Gunner Joe, a thoroughly reprehensible opportunist, claimed that he was rooting out Communists loyal to Moscow who were hidden in the U.S. government. Patel and Gabbard, meanwhile, don’t seem very worried about foreign influences and they’re not looking for enemy agents. They just want to know who’s talking smack behind their back.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

to call what Patel and Gabbard are doing “McCarthyism” is to make too grandiose a comparison. Tail Gunner Joe, a thoroughly reprehensible opportunist, claimed that he was rooting out Communists loyal to Moscow who were hidden in the U.S. government. Patel and Gabbard, meanwhile, don’t seem very worried about foreign influences and they’re not looking for enemy agents. They just want to know who’s talking smack behind their back.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Kash Patel masturbates to women’s lacrosse.  Pass it on.

Don’t kink shame. 

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Neo-McCarthyism, I like that. 

Neanderthal McCarthyism.

Even a caveman can persecute you!

The CR throwing out "neo-mccarthyism" as it relates to just about anything is pretty fucking funny. You guys are a bottomless well. 

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21 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I prefer Neo-Lennonism 

I wish you would share the story arc bonz.

Prosecuted?  A president for doing stuff while president?  I believe there may be some recent case law on this topic. 

They need Obama in jail, so that when Trump runs for a third term, Obama won't able to challenge him. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Prosecuted?  A president for doing stuff while president?  I believe there may be some recent case law on this topic. 

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9 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Lulz.

 

She is such a fucking moron.

Trying to get back in Shitgibbon’s good graces. 

6 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

They need Obama in jail, so that when Trump runs for a third term, Obama won't able to challenge him. 

They probably think they do, but under Calvinball rules, Trump is eligible, Obama is not. 6-3. 

5 hours ago, softlynow said:

They probably think they do, but under Calvinball rules, Trump is eligible, Obama is not. 6-3. 

Really he should get to be eligible twice. If Obama hadn’t helped Hilary he would have won bigly and been able to accomplish more. So that one didn’t count. And of course Joe stole 2020. So that’s two terms he didn’t get.

But the election part we can skip because he already won those, we are just giving the makeup terms he was denied.  

I'll give this administration one thing.

They deflect like no others in the history of mankind.  

On 7/19/2025 at 8:58 AM, softlynow said:

They probably think they do, but under Calvinball rules, Trump is eligible, Obama is not. 6-3. 

Q-12

2 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

I'll give this administration one thing.

They deflect like no others in the history of mankind.  

Many people are saying it!

2 hours ago, bluto said:

Many people are saying it!

They deflect like a dog.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I laughed hard at this visual, but harder when the corncob pipe falling out of the third brother's mouth when he cuts off sister maggie's thumb.

2 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I laughed hard at this visual, but harder when the corncob pipe falling out of the third brother's mouth when he cuts off sister maggie's thumb.

It is utterly grotesque and Soviet for an intelligence official to publicly comment on prosecutions or indictments. It’s hard to come back from, too. 

It's really too bad that 956 wasn't around ca 2017-2020 to comment on grotesque activity from intelligence officials. 

On 7/12/2025 at 5:53 AM, South Austin said:

Kash Patel masturbates to women’s lacrosse.  Pass it on.

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I for one would love to see them try to prosecute Obama. He'll be fine and at the end of the day the lesson will be "don't pussyfoot with traitors because of norms next time." 

50 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I for one would love to see them try to prosecute Obama. He'll be fine and at the end of the day the lesson will be "don't pussyfoot with traitors because of norms next time." 

Trump and his minions are bullies.

They’re never go after Obama. Maybe a lower level person. But theyll  just chum up the water, in 2 weeks it, complain about the deep state, and totally pussy out.

But not before their army of knuckledraggers are blind with rage and forget all the ways Trump fails them

Find someone who will love you as much as Ana loves the version of Tulsi that lives in his head. 

It was a real blast. We even did this thing where posters could put a [serious] tag on certain threads to talk about totally [serious] things like the Steele Dossier without being ridiculed. 

10 hours ago, Anastasis said:

It was a real blast. We even did this thing where posters could put a [serious] tag on certain threads to talk about totally [serious] things like the Steele Dossier without being ridiculed. 

FISA!

Drink!

It was fun going around the ring with posters like you and @suddenly shaggy. That dude totally ghosted out. Which is actually more dignified that some of the other posters here when it came to taking that L. 

53 minutes ago, kibbles said:

I love Tulsi(havent met her yet!) and I think she is playing the long game here.

 

if she runs for president, I will vote for her over anyone besides maybe AOC and maybe Rep Crockett.

 

what you think?

 

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On 7/20/2025 at 7:27 PM, Anastasis said:

It's really too bad that 956 wasn't around ca 2017-2020 to comment on grotesque activity from intelligence officials. 

Do you think DNI Gabbard is or will actually do anything to restrain misbehavior before FISC?

 

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Anyone trying to earnestly engage with Ana at this point needs to seek therapy.

15 hours ago, Anastasis said:

It was fun going around the ring with posters like you and @suddenly shaggy. That dude totally ghosted out. Which is actually more dignified that some of the other posters here when it came to taking that L. 

Are you a malfunctioning chatbot? You have to tell us if you are

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Do you think DNI Gabbard is or will actually do anything to restrain misbehavior before FISC?

 

She already had to come to heel on 702 to secure confirmation. Warrant requirements would be nice though. 

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I’m taking bets on whether complaints about hearsay in warrant applications are raised. DM me if you want to bet.

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