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San Antonio Spurs 2019-2020 season thread: Just here for the HEB commercials

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3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Patty looks like he hasn't missed a beat... In a bad way.

It's almost as if his mind is somewhere other than basketball.

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  • TheBryMan81
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    Really cool article from The Athletic on Pop from guys who didn't spend very much time on the team "Keith Langford (2007-08, 2 games): I’m not a Spurs fan by any means. But I’ll defend them tooth

  • MNLonghornFUKM
    MNLonghornFUKM

    Hell of a run.

  • Mitch Cumsteen
    Mitch Cumsteen

    Happy Memorial Day everyone!  

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Twelve motherfucking turnovers in the first half.

Sometimes, I've no idea how coaches keep their cool.

DeRozan is having an awful night.  0/5, 1/4 FTs, 1 pt, 2 fouls and 3 turnovers.

Isn’t it a tradition that we lose a game to the Knicks which costs us at least one seed every year?

35 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Shitshow out there tonight.

First game of the season. Always a little rusty.

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DeRozan proving that he’s worth about tree fiddy.

post game (de)presser: 'that one was for wiley.' - the former mrs  peter holt (the boss lady (speaking quite loudly (addressing no one in particular (holding up a mostly empty 16 oz draft bud lite))))

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1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

It's almost as if his mind is somewhere other than basketball.

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Crikey, let's put another dick in the Barbie 

Did Morris get boo’d? Or was everyone still at the whataburger stand when the game started 

Just now, housious said:

Did Morris get boo’d? Or was everyone still at the whataburger stand when the game started 

All night.

Crikey, let's put another dick in the Barbie 


Chuck it in her dumper.
11 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

It's almost as if his mind is somewhere other than basketball.

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No excuses.  NBA players have been bangin hot white women for 50 years.  

I was flipping back and forth between the spurs and the astros so my attention wasn't great, but a few knee jerk thoughts:

1. Rudy Gay looks fat. The headband may add 10 pounds, but I didn't even recognize him. Marco isn't in great condition either, but Gay has always been thin as a rail. Always great for a guy with a history of leg problems to be lugging around extra weight. 

2. Murray looked really good for a guy who hasn't played in a year. That dude is going to fill up some box scores this season. 

3. Free LW3. No burn at all. 

4. No White and Murray on the court at the same time. Because you wouldn't ever want to put your best defensive backcourt out there to see if they stir some shit up. 

5. Trey Lyles started and played 24 minutes and grabbed 11 boards. Much like the Wiley Peck post, my expectations have already been exceeded for the season. He's going to make me scream at my TV 1000 times this year because of his mind numbing defense, but whatever. 

6. Patty Mills lives in Southtown and likes to visit local coffee shops. 

7. The Knicks are one of the five worst teams in the league. I don't think we learned much last night. Take that for data. 

4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I was flipping back and forth between the spurs and the astros so my attention wasn't great, but a few knee jerk thoughts:

1. Rudy Gay looks fat. The headband may add 10 pounds, but I didn't even recognize him.

Maybe that's why Zach Randolph always looked fat?

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I didn't get Fat Rudy vibes at all? Weird reaction to the headband. He looked generally lively, was running the floor well, hustling, didn't really see him get to his mid-range spots though. I saw a couple layups and putbacks, etc. I think the bench can be really good as soon as Lonnie pays his dues or whatever Pop is making him do on the bench instead of Belli.

41 minutes ago, Hate said:

Maybe that's why Zach Randolph always looked fat?

Nah he was just fat

I'm still in disbelief that Lonnie got no minutes and DW and DJM got no minutes together.  It's like everyone sees the future but Pop.  Struggling with the Knicks into the 4th at home isn't very impressive but a W is a W I guess.  

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Marco fucking sucks. There should be no reason why he’s getting playing time over Lonnie. 

3 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

That was on the road, but not even the worst Knicks loss of the last 5 years!!!!

This was.  Cost us 3 seeds and an eventual one and done year in Tim's penultimate year.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201503170NYK.html

It was on the road, pitted against a team with an 18 game home losing streak.

3 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

That was on the road, but not even the worst Knicks loss of the last 5 years!!!!

This was.  Cost us 3 seeds and an eventual one and done year in Tim's penultimate year.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201503170NYK.html

That may have been the worst regular season loss of the Duncan era given all of the implications .  That was painful.

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This thread is just a barrel of laughs.

Murray is off to a nice start.

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

BREAKING NEWS: Murray is good.

That extension is looking good so far vs the East.

Normally this is the time of year where I post pictures of the Silver Spurs Dancers, like this:

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But the league is going in a different direction these days, and now we're in the second season of the Hype Squad:

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How do they pay the hype squad?  Is it free Whataburger or a beer or 3 Cane's chicken strips?  How much will super ear gauge man have to pay to get his ear lobes surgically repaired?  And someone buy the guy in the white T shirt a sandwich cause he needs to eat.

On 10/25/2019 at 8:13 AM, PilotsError said:

I'm so glad the Rockets brought back D'antoni.

I'm glad they signed Westbrook tbh

Second best record in the NBA. Only half a game behind the wolves for the 1 seed. Keep this up and it could be a record setting year. 

The only goals I have for these next few weeks is to see DJM and DW and Lonnie all get their minutes to slowly creep up. DJM has been really good, but playing the least amount of minutes of all the starters. Get him closer to 30 minutes a game, hopefully Derrick to 25 minutes/game, then there will be harder for Pop to keep them off the floor at the same time. Lonnie, we can only hope....

At least with Dejounte I understand working back from the injury, but if he can stay rested and forceful for 30+ MPG, imagine those stat lines we'll be seeing. I imagine shit like 25/10/8/4 stls.

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The Spurs might wanna start thinking about defending CJ and shooting better than 22%.....

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