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  • These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture: Immediate turn aroun

  • also, fuck every single one of you sitting here advocating for urban fucking meyer.  guy is a sack of fuck shit human being and this board has (rightfully) spent the past year + fucking shitting all o

  • Holy fuck. To the people calling for Meyer, come the fuck on. I'm as pissed about this shitshow as anyone, but this is TEXAS. We do NOT hire coaches who cover up domestic abuse (among other things).

Fuck Todd Orlando!


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Fuck that arrogant, narcissistic punk hermensa! Take you and your butt buddy coaches back to houston

5-2 never felt so bad. Pay Urban Meyer whatever he wants.

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These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture:

  • Immediate turn around year 1 in winning a bowl game and going above .500
  • 10 wins in year 2 including a NY6 bowl win (an ass whipping against Georgia) and a win against OU in the Cotton Bowl
  • 5-2 right now in year 3 - with our 2 losses against 2 of the best 5 teams in college football

I get it. He plays games tight that shouldn't be tight. But fuck, he actually wins, and compared to late Mack and Charlie that is a breath of fresh air. 2020 is our year. It always was our year. 2018 and 2019 are building years. We're young and we're banged up this year. Last year we still had Chuckles stink on the roster. Next year if we aren't blowing out shitty teams and finishing at worst 11-1 then maybe we start looking.

But as of now, Tom is doing what he should be. It's amazing how quickly we get spoiled after being such dogshit for so many years. Just win and move on. 10-2 is on the table. B12 title is on the table. Another Sugar Bowl is on the table. 

Hook 'em Horns and let's move on to next week, try and get healthy and fuck up TCU's bitch ass. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture:

  • Immediate turn around year 1 in winning a bowl game and going above .500
  • 10 wins in year 2 including a NY6 bowl win (an ass whipping against Georgia) and a win against OU in the Cotton Bowl
  • 5-2 right now in year 3 - with our 2 losses against 2 of the best 5 teams in college football

I get it. He plays games tight that shouldn't be tight. But fuck, he actually wins, and compared to late Mack and Charlie that is a breath of fresh air. 2020 is our year. It always was our year. 2018 and 2019 are building years. We're young and we're banged up this year. Last year we still had Chuckles stink on the roster. Next year if we aren't blowing out shitty teams and finishing at worst 11-1 then maybe we start looking.

But as of now, Tom is doing what he should be. It's amazing how quickly we get spoiled after being such dogshit for so many years. Just win and move on. 10-2 is on the table. B12 title is on the table. Another Sugar Bowl is on the table. 

Hook 'em Horns and let's move on to next week, try and get healthy and fuck up TCU's bitch ass. 

You’re literally on crack. Get off the internet.

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You’re literally on crack. Get off the internet.

Last time I checked I'm not on crack. You're welcome to address any of the points I made.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture:

  • Immediate turn around year 1 in winning a bowl game and going above .500
  • 10 wins in year 2 including a NY6 bowl win (an ass whipping against Georgia) and a win against OU in the Cotton Bowl
  • 5-2 right now in year 3 - with our 2 losses against 2 of the best 5 teams in college football

I get it. He plays games tight that shouldn't be tight. But fuck, he actually wins, and compared to late Mack and Charlie that is a breath of fresh air. 2020 is our year. It always was our year. 2018 and 2019 are building years. We're young and we're banged up this year. Last year we still had Chuckles stink on the roster. Next year if we aren't blowing out shitty teams and finishing at worst 11-1 then maybe we start looking.

But as of now, Tom is doing what he should be. It's amazing how quickly we get spoiled after being such dogshit for so many years. Just win and move on. 10-2 is on the table. B12 title is on the table. Another Sugar Bowl is on the table. 

Hook 'em Horns and let's move on to next week, try and get healthy and fuck up TCU's bitch ass. 

10-2? Where in the hell do you see 10-2 on our remaining schedule? Tech and Baylor will buttfuck this defense. 

16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Chris peterson

 

 

good fundamentals, good asst coaches, proven track record

I wanted Chris Peterson after Mack left. 

Just now, Slade said:

10-2? Where in the hell do you see 10-2 on our remaining schedule? Tech and Baylor will buttfuck this defense. 

We'll see. Depends on what our depth chart looks like and which Texas team shows up. And... which Ehlinger shows up. Because he was terrible today. 

1 minute ago, Slade said:

10-2? Where in the hell do you see 10-2 on our remaining schedule? Tech and Baylor will buttfuck this defense. 

And we should do the same to their defenses. We're a real Big XII team now! 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture:

  • Immediate turn around year 1 in winning a bowl game and going above .500
  • 10 wins in year 2 including a NY6 bowl win (an ass whipping against Georgia) and a win against OU in the Cotton Bowl
  • 5-2 right now in year 3 - with our 2 losses against 2 of the best 5 teams in college football

I get it. He plays games tight that shouldn't be tight. But fuck, he actually wins, and compared to late Mack and Charlie that is a breath of fresh air. 2020 is our year. It always was our year. 2018 and 2019 are building years. We're young and we're banged up this year. Last year we still had Chuckles stink on the roster. Next year if we aren't blowing out shitty teams and finishing at worst 11-1 then maybe we start looking.

But as of now, Tom is doing what he should be. It's amazing how quickly we get spoiled after being such dogshit for so many years. Just win and move on. 10-2 is on the table. B12 title is on the table. Another Sugar Bowl is on the table. 

Hook 'em Horns and let's move on to next week, try and get healthy and fuck up TCU's bitch ass. 

Nice try.  We're coming for Sonny Dykes!!!!!

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We'll see. Depends on what our depth chart looks like and which Texas team shows up. And... which Ehlinger shows up. Because he was terrible today. 

i realize it's kansas, but i don't see how you get "terrible" from 31/44 for 399 yards, 4 tds and 1 pick + 14 carries for 91 yards.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Last time I checked I'm not on crack. You're welcome to address any of the points I made.

We’re a bad football team. We’ll lose 2, maybe 3 more games. Tom will have to gut his staff. 
 

you’re high.

16 minutes ago, Chad said:

5-2 never felt so bad. Pay Urban Meyer whatever he wants.

He wants $$,$$$,$$$.$$ AND:

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1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

i realize it's kansas, but i don't see how you get "terrible" from 31/44 for 399 yards, 4 tds and 1 pick + 14 carries for 91 yards.

Hah. As soon as I typed that I knew I was probably wrong. I guess I focused to much on 3 or 4 bad plays.

You're right. Sam was Sam. He wasnt the issue. 

a) There should be a bonfire of the shitty assistants

b) Herman has done what he's been asked to do. Nearly instantly restored respectability and organization to the program. 

So this has been his worst two-game stretch since Maryland/Tulsa last year. How does he respond?

31 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Can we please stop hiring from G5 programs???

Herman is a better coach than you are at starting threads.  

he/the team desperately needs the bye week.  do whatever it takes to beat tcu next week and regroup the following week. 

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

he/the team desperately needs the bye week.  do whatever it takes to beat tcu next week and regroup the following week. 

What the fuck did they do during the off season that a bye week will fix?

I can't point to a single game this season where we out-coached the other team. Our defense is terrible and our offense is unreliable for stretches of time. Is Herman better than Strong? Sure. Is he better than Les Miles? Not tonight he wasn't. Is he better than Rhule? It doesn't look like it. He doesn't seem to be in Lincoln Riley's league. K State looks like they hired a good coach too. Hell, Gundy does more with less. Is he better than Patterson? I don't know. There are some good coaches in the Big 12, ours looks below average.

1 minute ago, LABEVO said:

What the fuck did they do during the off season that a bye week will fix?

hopefully get some guys back from injury.

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture:

  • Immediate turn around year 1 in winning a bowl game and going above .500
  • 10 wins in year 2 including a NY6 bowl win (an ass whipping against Georgia) and a win against OU in the Cotton Bowl
  • 5-2 right now in year 3 - with our 2 losses against 2 of the best 5 teams in college football

I get it. He plays games tight that shouldn't be tight. But fuck, he actually wins, and compared to late Mack and Charlie that is a breath of fresh air. 2020 is our year. It always was our year. 2018 and 2019 are building years. We're young and we're banged up this year. Last year we still had Chuckles stink on the roster. Next year if we aren't blowing out shitty teams and finishing at worst 11-1 then maybe we start looking.

But as of now, Tom is doing what he should be. It's amazing how quickly we get spoiled after being such dogshit for so many years. Just win and move on. 10-2 is on the table. B12 title is on the table. Another Sugar Bowl is on the table. 

Hook 'em Horns and let's move on to next week, try and get healthy and fuck up TCU's bitch ass. 

If he doesn’t address the poor coaching and replace them, he indeed should go. You’re only as good as your weakest point and this program has several that need replacement.  

One who doesn’t run a fucking play with 8 seconds and no time outs would be a start

 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Last time I checked I'm not on crack. You're welcome to address any of the points I made.

Nope you’re definitely on crack. You can try get help on surly but just get help my friend 

40 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Can we please stop hiring from G5 programs???

Why don’t you just find the fucking thread from last year that idiots like bschoolprof, Subliminal and 6thStreet were vomiting on. Tom Herman is the coach of this team and will be for a long ass time. In Tom I trust. Look at the recruiting classes and culture he is creating. We are a banged up team. You will look like a fool like the others. I believe in these players and coaches. I think he will address the defense coordinator position in the offseason. That’s all he needs to touch.

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I cannot believe anyone is defending him after this shit show. He’s clearly not the guy, he’s Charlie Strong 2.0 but far more arrogant.

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

I cannot believe anyone is defending him after this shit show. He’s clearly not the guy, he’s Charlie Strong 2.0 but far more arrogant.

I don’t think anyone thinks this outcome is OK but to say he’s not the right guy is stupid.  

12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I wanted Chris Peterson after Mack left. 

Chris Peterson has ZERO recruiting connections in Texas. Rhule would be a better candidate you dipshit if we were actually looking. This such a fucking stupid thread

3 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Nope you’re definitely on crack. You can try get help on surly but just get help my friend 

Go fuck your mother

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1 minute ago, stork642 said:

I don’t think anyone thinks this outcome is OK but to say he’s not the right guy is stupid.  

Hi Michelle!!!!

A head coach who won't make the necessary changes (see, e.g. Lincoln Riley) to win is going to be Mack Brown level, at best.

Which is pretty good, but not good enough to take the conference away from OU.

The ONLY justification for this is that Herman is relatively inexperienced.  But again, look at little Lincoln Riley.

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22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture:

  • Immediate turn around year 1 in winning a bowl game and going above .500
  • 10 wins in year 2 including a NY6 bowl win (an ass whipping against Georgia) and a win against OU in the Cotton Bowl
  • 5-2 right now in year 3 - with our 2 losses against 2 of the best 5 teams in college football

I get it. He plays games tight that shouldn't be tight. But fuck, he actually wins, and compared to late Mack and Charlie that is a breath of fresh air. 2020 is our year. It always was our year. 2018 and 2019 are building years. We're young and we're banged up this year. Last year we still had Chuckles stink on the roster. Next year if we aren't blowing out shitty teams and finishing at worst 11-1 then maybe we start looking.

But as of now, Tom is doing what he should be. It's amazing how quickly we get spoiled after being such dogshit for so many years. Just win and move on. 10-2 is on the table. B12 title is on the table. Another Sugar Bowl is on the table. 

Hook 'em Horns and let's move on to next week, try and get healthy and fuck up TCU's bitch ass. 

Agree for the most part.  I'm not going out and buying Sugar Bowl tickets anytime soon.  I'll reserve judgement until I see what he does with Orlando.  A true, intelligent CEO would get rid of this trash.

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Holy fuck. To the people calling for Meyer, come the fuck on. I'm as pissed about this shitshow as anyone, but this is TEXAS. We do NOT hire coaches who cover up domestic abuse (among other things).

 

PERIOD.

9 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

he/the team desperately needs the bye week.  do whatever it takes to beat tcu next week and regroup the following week. 

Kansas WAS supposed to be a bye week!!!

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Stork is a cunt bitch. Fire Tom Herman 

That really hurts.  You should be our coach.  You bad ass.  

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