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2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Would you be talking shit had we lost?

 

No. A win is a win.  Take the win, pussy.  

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  • These threads are such cancer. Tom is our guy. He needs a better staff around him and he for sure needs a deeper, more experienced roster. But looking at the bigger picture: Immediate turn aroun

  • also, fuck every single one of you sitting here advocating for urban fucking meyer.  guy is a sack of fuck shit human being and this board has (rightfully) spent the past year + fucking shitting all o

  • Holy fuck. To the people calling for Meyer, come the fuck on. I'm as pissed about this shitshow as anyone, but this is TEXAS. We do NOT hire coaches who cover up domestic abuse (among other things).

1 minute ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

We had a snap to Sam's right last week that killed a drive.

So that's one in 400 or so snaps this season. I'll take those all day and twice on Sunday. 

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Les Miles would be lethal with his track record and Texas' resources. 

Completely agree

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Okay but you have to give him credit for recruiting the players on the field. Coaching is one thing, getting the bodies on campus is another. 

We've been through this with Mack.  Yes, recruiting is important.  So is coaching.

Greg Davis wasn't really Mack's biggest problem, it was poor OL coaching and recruiting.

43 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I wanted Chris Peterson after Mack left. 

In order for that to happen, his kid's doctor has to come down to Texas. While that isn't outside of reality, it still requires the stars to align.

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's got Paterno stank on him. Is there a decent and available P5 coach not associated with rape/child diddling/murder around?

You can't be a good coach unless you're complicit in some sort of molestation, apparently.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

We've been through this with Mack.  Yes, recruiting is important.  So is coaching.

Greg Davis wasn't really Mack's biggest problem, it was poor OL coaching and recruiting.

Mack's biggest problem was Mack.

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Moral victories. Fuck you aggy.

What?  We actually won.  Nothing to be proud of but it’s still a win.  Aggys celebrate close losses.  

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Just now, Deej said:

Mack's biggest problem was Mack.

Mhm.  He was also Greg Davis' biggest problem.

We’re a bad football team. We’ll lose 2, maybe 3 more games. Tom will have to gut his staff. 
 
you’re high.

Everyone thought the same last season after Tulsa 


Texas lost 3 games after Tulsa last year. [emoji2373]
7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Moral victories. Fuck you aggy.

You don't seem to know what a "moral victory" is, buddy. We actually won the game.

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Just now, TXSooner518 said:

 

 


Texas lost 3 games after Tulsa last year. emoji2373.png

 

 

Yes but we all thought it was a successful season. Beat ousux made a conference championship and won sugar bowl. All I'm saying is as bad as tonight was we are still alive. 

10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Les Miles would be lethal with his track record and Texas' resources. 

The same way he was lethal with LSUs talent and resources? 

8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Moral victories. Fuck you aggy.

A moral victory is when you lose close. This was an actual victory, however unsatisfying the box score may look.

25 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Why not Briles?  He won at Baylor.  Thank god you’re not our AD.  

I am saying you’d have to to be morally bankrupt to consider hiring Meyer or Briles.  

Just now, Vertigo said:

The same way he was lethal with LSUs talent and resources? 

Never wanted to change his offense at lsu seems to have embraced change in Lawrence

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Yes but we all thought it was a successful season. Beat ousux made a conference championship and won sugar bowl. All I'm saying is as bad as tonight was we are still alive. 

This thought is the only thing keeping me from a complete meltdown. They also seemed to start to turn the corner on offense after that game. I'm praying for something similar this year (though I'm not especially optimistic at the moment).

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

This thought is the only thing keeping me from a complete meltdown. They also seemed to start to turn the corner on offense after that game. I'm praying for something similar this year (though I'm not especially optimistic at the moment).

A healthy Stern's and Green should really help out. The real problem is we can't get a pass rush to save our lives 

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10 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Moral victories. Fuck you aggy.

This does not mean what you think it means.

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

A healthy Stern's and Green should really help out 

Out of rep, but yes, I think that would be a big deal. Just need Cook to turn the corner and one of our biggest weaknesses could get a lot better over night. Maybe not be a strength, but at least less of a glaring deficiency. 

At this rate, with ISU and BAY and a good to great Bowl game opponent still looming, Herman will maintain his average of 4-5 losses a year at Texas.  You all will want to suck his dick and the program will give him a pay raise.  Because "culture" or whatever.   I don't dislike him, I just never got the buy-in for him that y'all wouldn't give Strong.  

I think we can still pull off a 9-4 season, and that's good and all.  But we're barely above the muck and mire we've been stuck in for 10+ years if that's the case.  It's not all on Herman, it's on fans who think just because we're Texas, we'll be fine.  

Just now, campcrunk said:

Out of rep, but yes, I think that would be a big deal. Just need Cook to turn the corner and one of our biggest weaknesses could get a lot better over night. Maybe not be a strength, but at least less of a glaring deficiency. 

Who is our second corner Jamison or Cook? Jamison seems better to me.

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Out of rep, but yes, I think that would be a big deal. Just need Cook to turn the corner and one of our biggest weaknesses could get a lot better over night. Maybe not be a strength, but at least less of a glaring deficiency. 

You add in AC4 playing better that would be like chicken soup to the defenses soul

Taken from A&M thread and translated for us.

We are much worse than OU and LSU

We are much better than La Tech and Rice

We are about the same as OSU, West Virgenia and

KANSAS!!

 

Let that sink in.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Who is our second corner Jamison or Cook? Jamison seems better to me.

Jamison is definitely the second corner - but having a trustworthy third to rotate in and use in certain situations would be huge, IMO

. Especially if Cook can start living up to his billing.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Giving up 600 yards to Kansas might not be a thing to celebrate. Like when you lose to ousux and LSU and clap clap clap.

I guess I need some orange slices.

Just admit you didn't know what it was.

Just now, campcrunk said:

Jamison is definitely the second corner - but having a trustworthy third to rotate in and use in certain situations would be huge, IMO

. Especially if Cook can start living up to his billing.

Agree. If we had two shutdown corners on the field, our defense would look totally different. Unfortunately, we are pretty far from that, but getting Green back will make us a whole lot better.

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

At this rate, with ISU and BAY and a good to great Bowl game opponent still looming, Herman will maintain his average of 4-5 losses a year at Texas.  You all will want to suck his dick and the program will give him a pay raise.  Because "culture" or whatever.   I don't dislike him, I just never got the buy-in for him that y'all wouldn't give Strong.  

I think we can still pull off a 9-4 season, and that's good and all.  But we're barely above the muck and mire we've been stuck in for 10+ years if that's the case.  It's not all on Herman, it's on fans who think just because we're Texas, we'll be fine.  

Buy in we didn't give strong? That guy might be a good coordinator but he sucked and I mean sucked on the 40. We will all agree Hermans teams are night and day better then Strong's

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Just admit you enjoy terrible defense.

I'm too busy enjoying the pyrrhic victory.

38 minutes ago, Girdwood said:

Gundy would do well here

Gundy lost 45-27 at home vs Baylor.  And don't give me the talent argument. Howard and Wallace would be the best players on our offense

I blame myself for thinking we finally had an X’s and O’s Coach. Fucker rolls out the wildcat

13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 I don't dislike him, I just never got the buy-in for him that y'all wouldn't give Strong.  

 

Lots of people bought into Strong when he came. A 16-21 record after three seasons, however, doesn't leave much in the way of buy-in.

3 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Me last week: come on y’all, Mack woulda lost this game by 50.


Me this week: fire everyone

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Why is everyone forgetting how many shit show performances we had last year before that Sugar Bowl win? We looked like crap most of the year against crap teams but no one gave a shit because we beat OU and Georgia. It doesnt matter how bad you looked if you win, especially for teams already out of playoff contention. Maybe the defense shows up when some of our injured playmakers come back.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Lucky the KU DB wasn’t smart enough to jump that. 100% chance the throw would be an out to the short side of the field, obviously to Duv. They were already in chip shot range for Dicker, that extra 6-7 yards was not worth the risk.

He realized he fucked up calling to too early, that was the delay and confusion trying to figure out how best to waste 4 seconds.   Didn't want to risk a pooka kick off return, or god forbid one more play for KU to score on our shitty defense.  

I think it was the right call after fucking up the time out.  I would actually argue for passing it intentionally high so no chance a play could be made on the ball. 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Chris peterson

 

 

good fundamentals, good asst coaches, proven track record

He's a Northwest sorta guy, right? The time to bring him here was when Harsin was the offensive coordinator. I think that ship has sailed now since he's achieved some success at UW.

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1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

One who doesn’t run a fucking play with 8 seconds and no time outs would be a start

 

That was insanity

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Jamison is the best player on our defense.

I say Ossai is the best player on our defense.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

We'll see. Depends on what our depth chart looks like and which Texas team shows up. And... which Ehlinger shows up. Because he was terrible today. 

Our fans are hilarious. Motherfucker had 500 yards of offense and you’re calling him “terrible”

Yall are a bunch of little bitches

20 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I say Ossai is the best player on our defense.

Someone has to be the tallest pygmy

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