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    Lol. A field mic picked up Witten yelling “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME” to a ref about the holding call. 

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    Zeke just prisoned raped a defender 

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    can't hit it from 40 but he'll hit it from 60+.

24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck the Eagles

Fuck Garrett

Fuck Jerry

Almost Unit, Corp, God, Country in its elegance

I don't feel great about this one. Eagles are old, broke down and slow. All our injured guys are sitting out except a CB who won't make much difference. All the Cowboys injured guys are playing except a CB they won't need against our slow receivers. Maybe if Amari is only 70 percent he'll only be 7 yards behind the secondary and we can run him down inside the 10 and your kicker will clank some chip shots off the post.

Religious or not, screw anybody who boos Santa Claus

4 hours ago, Bartles said:

I don't feel great about this one. Eagles are old, broke down and slow. All our injured guys are sitting out except a CB who won't make much difference. All the Cowboys injured guys are playing except a CB they won't need against our slow receivers. Maybe if Amari is only 70 percent he'll only be 7 yards behind the secondary and we can run him down inside the 10 and your kicker will clank some chip shots off the post.

Lots of “our and your”, predictable Philly fan.  

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Meteor needs to hit her specifically. 

Watching the saints-bears game. Makes me nauseous thinking the cowboys could have had Sean Payton as head coach and instead we have Garrett. [emoji2961]

With a competent coaching staff Dallas roles.  With Garett likely an L

20 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Watching the saints-bears game. Makes me nauseous thinking the cowboys could have had Sean Payton as head coach and instead we have Garrett. emoji2961.png

Yeah, but there was a problem. Payton knew what kind of egomaniac Jones was. Maybe he just wanted out.

Feeling pretty schizophrenic about the game. I always want the cowboys to win, but a loss drives another nail in Garret's coffin.  Then again as long as Jerry owns the team it probably doesn't matter who the head coach is. I really want Garrett gone so I'm leaning toward a blowout by the eagles, which probably means a comfortable win by the boys. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Feeling pretty schizophrenic about the game. I always want the cowboys to win, but a loss drives another nail in Garret's coffin.  Then again as long as Jerry owns the team it probably doesn't matter who the head coach is. I really want Garrett gone so I'm leaning toward a blowout by the eagles, which probably means a comfortable win by the boys. 

that's about where i'm at.  and impossible to really care whiles till po'ed over last night.

it was easy to move on after 0u.  that game can go any direction regardless of what happens before or after.

go cows.

My kid plays flag football for the eagles. When they lose, I say the eagles lost. When they win I say my son won.

I hate the eagles so hard. Way more than the giants and redskins.

58 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

More like a guaranteed tie.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

That woman should be locked in a padded cell with Vic Mackey and Futureman screaming at her over a speaker about how much both of those QBs suck.

This is a game the Cowboys should get their ass kicked, but every single fucking time the have every reason in the world to quit on the shittiest of head coaches they somehow play their ass off and win to keep that mother fucker tormenting us into the future. 

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1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

This is a game the Cowboys should get their ass kicked, but every single fucking time the have every reason in the world to quit on the shittiest of head coaches they somehow play their ass off and win to keep that mother fucker tormenting us into the future. 

The Cowboys are a perennial .500 team. Gotta win this one just to stay afloat.  

Yay more flags. On Awuzie for not turning around and finding the ball.

 

 

Well shit. Ok.

Holy shit a fumble.

Let's see how conservative the offense will be

Okay Brett Favre.

 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well slap my ass and call me Sally

 

A turnover

PM sent

 

Dak Prescott with a fuck you.

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