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If I see a mothefucker say this shit one more goddamn time....

 

I've seen it vs every team this year except lsu and some against ou.

 

Hell even in our first game against La Tech they managed to get lots of yards in the air so that should have been a huge red flag...then the lsu game happened...

 

Stop saying the same fucking thing. We always play to the other teams shit level and give up a shit ton of yards. OH BUT THEY'RE TERRIBLE...

 

shut the fuck up.

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

If I see a mothefucker say this shit one more goddamn time....

 

I've seen it vs every team this year except lsu and some against ou.

 

Hell even in our first game against La Tech they managed to get lots of yards in the air so that should have been a huge red flag...then the lsu game happened...

 

Stop saying the same fucking thing. We always play to the other teams shit level and give up a shit ton of yards. OH BUT THEY'RE TERRIBLE...

 

shut the fuck up.

 

Well we have beaten all those shitty teams. Just not so convincingly. Think of it as getting more exciting game value for your investment of time and money into Texas football. Or get drunk, that's what I do.

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They are terrible. We should win convincingly.

I read the OP in this guy’s voice. Very effective.
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You're worthless and weak.  What do you want to do with your life?

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In our defense, it is the official slogan of the university.

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12 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

In our defense, it it the official slogan of the university.

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Little known fact: The building was built that size to accommodate the slogan. 

3 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Little known fact: The building was built that size to accommodate the slogan. 

can you back this up with a credible source?

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Little known fact: The building was built that size to accommodate the slogan. 

What is that? A building for ants? 

Awesome thread Derka. This couldn’t have been posted in one of the other 12 threads?

 

at least we all know your opinion on the matter now 

55 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

If I see a mothefucker say this shit one more goddamn time....   Stop saying the same fucking thing. We always play to the other teams shit level and give up a shit ton of yards. OH BUT THEY'RE TERRIBLE... shut the fuck up

 

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14 minutes ago, futureman said:

can you back this up with a credible source?

WTF? Just look at it! Are you a source? Are you credible? I rest my case! 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

They are terrible. We should win convincingly.

They're real and they're spectacular. 

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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I’m in a trance staring at this chick.  stared at this for probably a full minute instead of watching my cowboys.  is that jenn lawrence?

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m in a trance staring at this chick.  stared at this for probably a full minute instead of watching my cowboys.  is that jenn lawrence?

It's a "K". 

 

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If I see a mothefucker say this shit one more goddamn time... 

 

 They are terrible, we should win this game convincingly.

 

So now what?

 

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25 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

It's a "K". 

 

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yeah I don’t give a shit about that. 

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m in a trance staring at this chick.  stared at this for probably a full minute instead of watching my cowboys.  is that jenn lawrence?

Indeed it is. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah I don’t give a shit about that. 

Well you should. This was an integral part of maritime war. What the fuck is wrong with you?

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

If I see a mothefucker say this shit one more goddamn time....

You'll what?

Also, Jersey is a shithole full of shitheads.

 

2 hours ago, Zavala said:

Great thread

As great as every single game is rigged threads?

We aren't who we thought we were.

It was fucking Kansas. You bet your incel ass we should've won that convincingly. 

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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that's  god damn funny. Real laugh here.

33 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

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31 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

No but for real. They are terrible. 

Sorry Zorro, I gotta vote real and spectacular.

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4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

If I see a mothefucker say this shit one more goddamn time....

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Go on....

they are feckless we should emerge victorious by a comfortable margin

6 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

No but for real. They are terrible. We should win convincingly.

"Things a motherfucker should not say again"

 

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They are terrible. We should win convincingly.
this!

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I’m in a trance staring at this chick.  stared at this for probably a full minute instead of watching my cowboys.  is that jenn lawrence?
Indeed it is. 
nope.

that is Nolan Ryan's daughter.

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