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It bears repeating, since the simple fact is they are terrible and will win unconvincingly.

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8 hours ago, 52-80 said:

they are feckless we should emerge victorious by a comfortable margin

So you are saying they are out fecks to give and shall lose by a considerable margin?

Never thought I would see a blocked extra point saving our defense's asses from a loss.  That is how low we have sunk.

Never thought I would see a blocked extra point saving our defense's asses from a loss.  That is how low we have sunk.

To fucking Kansas no les.

Where’d OP go? He needs to see that his skid mark of a thread is still alive and well due to some relatively good rebuttals.

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“What’s so fucking funny??” sayeth nearly everyone else in the surgery waiting area just now.
3 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Never thought I would see a blocked extra point saving our defense's asses from a loss.  That is how low we have sunk.

After the last decade or so I would also be very surprised that we made a good special teams play.

18 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

In our defense, it is the official slogan of the university.

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Not to be picky, but it's actually "In aliis quadrigis est pessimus. Nos ad occidit eos in somnum suum."

5 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Where’d OP go? He needs to see that his skid mark of a thread is still alive and well due to some relatively good rebuttals.

he's in his bunk, squeezing bags of sand.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not to be picky, but it's actually "In aliis quadrigis est pessimus. Nos ad occidit eos in somnum suum."

Look, we don't need no possums in here. Not in any language. 

11 hours ago, 1leggedduck said:

So if I charge the mounds, Nolan will kick my ass?

Is she all power and no control?

OP, it is better to remain quiet and perceived as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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21 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


To fucking Kansas no les.

Actually, they had les.  I seent him on the sidelines.

OP, it is better to remain quiet and perceived as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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This is Surly, it’s better to burn out than fade away!
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To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World-

Fellow Citizens & compatriots-

I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna - I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man - The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken - I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls - I shall never surrender or retreat, because they are terrible, and we should win convincingly. 

To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World-
Fellow Citizens & compatriots-
I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna - I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man - The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken - I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls - I shall never surrender or retreat, because they are terrible, and we should win convincingly. 
Reads like that funny andrew luck fake Twitter account. Well done!

Y'all should know, Surly's best stuff come after a loss, in fact or in heart.  This is why people root against Texas. 

Outstanding.  I laughed - what more is there to life?
What does it say? My spanish is a little rusty.
On 10/20/2019 at 8:34 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

 

If I see a mothefucker say this shit one more goddamn time....

 

I've seen it vs every team this year except lsu and some against ou.

 

Hell even in our first game against La Tech they managed to get lots of yards in the air so that should have been a huge red flag...then the lsu game happened...

 

Stop saying the same fucking thing. We always play to the other teams shit level and give up a shit ton of yards. OH BUT THEY'RE TERRIBLE...

 

shut the fuck up.

 

You need to get laid.  

1 hour ago, markstanco said:
1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:
Outstanding.  I laughed - what more is there to life?

What does it say? My spanish is a little rusty.

Thread title should give you a clue

9 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

You motherfuckers.

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Huh?

They ARE terrible and with our recruiting and resources we SHOULD win convincingly. That's why this is so fucking infuriating.

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