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At this point we should just go for a block instead of trying to set up a return. When was the last time we even blocked a punt?
7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

A close match with the _efense. Someone, tell us again what they pay Mensa to do?

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Current Vegas line shows Texas favored by 1 point over TCU with over/under at 61

4 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows Texas favored by 1 point over TCU with over/under at 61

What's the over/under on snarky comments from Mensa?

We’ll find out soon: can Tom Herman hold his staff to the same standard of accountability he demands from his players? 

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You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition that regardless of what season it is, Gary Patterson is probably sweating. 

2 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

We’ll find out soon: can Tom Herman hold his staff to the same standard of accountability he demands from his players? 

I hope Orlando is eating cold powdered eggs and dry toast this week

Coach Brown used to always say the week after OU was the toughest wee

22 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

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Holy shit. 

Only acceptable press conference: Orlando and everyone else on defensive staff is gone and replaced with some random high school coaches until the end of the season. We also replaced the blind, masturbating monkey that was responsible for punt and kick returns with a parrot that just says "fair catch."  

really interested in the injury report this week -- particularly in the defensive backfield.

I'd be interested if the defensive coaches were injured and had to be replaced by literally anyone.

First five minutes....

  • Proud of our team
  • Fought hard
  • Lots to take away
  • We have work to do
  • We have to be better

Five minutes later....

  • Fuck every one of you
  • Quit asking me all these fucking questions
  • I don't know either
  • Jesus Christ, I tell them what to do.  What else do you want me to.
  • Fuck my life....

 

"Kansas isn't the Kansas of old, they come to play under Les"

"Charlie Strong is a hell of a coach and even he lost to Kansas"

"I don't need positive yardage on punt returns I'm considered one of the best offensive minds in college football"

15 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

First five minutes....

  • Proud of our team
  • Fought hard
  • Lots to take away
  • We have work to do
  • We have to be better

Five minutes later....

  • Fuck every one of you
  • Quit asking me all these fucking questions
  • I don't know either
  • Jesus Christ, I tell them what to do.  What else do you want me to.
  • Fuck my life....

 

Be surprised if it lasts 10 minutes.  

Just now, horngasm2020 said:

tom what do you admire about fatterson?

This and "How much did the team enjoy the throwback uniforms?"

1 hour ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

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They ONLY gained 2 yards on that play, those guys ALMOST stopped them.

"Good practice on Sunday. We're ready to go 1-0 against TCU. QUESTIONS!"

35 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

 We also replaced the blind, masturbating monkey that was responsible for punt and kick returns 

About time mensa fired Casey Horny 

Yeah, this isn't going to go well LOL.  Nobody wants to hear your "winning is hard" bullshit today Tom.  And answering every question about the defense with a reference to the injuries isn't going to work either.   He needs to just hammer that we didn't play well enough on defense to win another game this year (regardless of circumstances) and a lot of work to do, etc. but he'll almost certainly just be all defensive and passive agressive, as usual.

I hope he goes more into our shoulder and neck workouts that he mentioned Saturday night, since that is obviously the culprit in 50% of our defense hurt/injured from neck and shoulder issues.

It has nothing to do with tackling form.  Has to be lack of shoulder shrugs.

3 minutes ago, jinx said:

Has to be lack of shoulder shrugs.

Lets fucking do this

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1 hour ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

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Clearly, Orlando is bringing the blitz on this play.  Chess. 

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Clearly, Orlando is bringing the blitz on this play.  Chess. 

Well, it’s a step up from the 3-man front for last week’s goal line stand... progress?

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

You look at TCU over there and it's just all about the tradition that regardless of what season it is, Gary Patterson is probably sweating. 

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Coach, why can the offense tackle better than the defense?

“Solid defense here Tom you had 8 guys covering 4. Way to win the numbers game”

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10 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

That's actually the tone he should take.   We'll see if he can keep it up the entire press conference.  Maybe CDC doing work.

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

“Solid defense here Tom you had 8 guys covering 4. Way to win the numbers game”

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At least the ref was blanketed. Have to take them out of the game.

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

“Solid defense here Tom you had 8 guys covering 4. Way to win the numbers game”

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Coach, on Kansas' 2-pt conversion you only put 2 guys on the ref.  Can you improve your zone scheme this week?

Probably not wise of LHN to show the replay before this press conference. What a shitfest. 

2 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

BIGUP you forgot a pic.....

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You guys laugh, but what if they decide to pass??

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Probably not wise of LHN to show the replay before this press conference. What a shitfest. 

At this point they are just trolling us.  

Walked it off...against Kansas. That's terrible, Lowell. 

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

You guys laugh, but what if they decide to pass??

They'd complete it for 10 yards as a DB stared at the sideline?

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