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3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Was Blinn too good for him? 

He’s not SECSEC juco good apparently.  

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Was Blinn too good for him? 

Depending on how nefarious your plans are for the kid - would you rather they do 'whatever it takes' to get him qualified:

A. On your back porch 

or

B. In the middle of bum-fuck Kansas?

14 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

I teach at a university. Thus far I have had exactly one football player that also played school. 
 

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No shit for the most schools. My daughter (no pics) and her boyfriend (probably future husband) joke about how they are the only athlete couple among the FB players who are both on the Dean’s List. He has one year of eligibility left and wants to get his MBA where she is going for medical school. The coaches are trying to get him to put those plans off long enough to play his final season and get a graduate degree in “Leadership,” whatever the fuck that bullshit is. We and his parents are encouraging him to go the grad transfer route, but he’s a starter... and the coaches are meatheads just like most of his teammates.

1 hour ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

I really feel like it should be on the recruiting board or coaching staff thread. 

Negged for mentioning the recruiting board on the football board. 

1 hour ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

I really feel like it should be on the recruiting board or coaching staff thread. 

Where posters post in initials and nickname code without referencing to the players’ position or high school so those of us who don’t follow teenage strangers on Twitter or live on a recruiting board can know wft they are talking about? /get off my lawn

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

so everyone is going to let that claim of a decent Mexican food restaurant in Kansas skate on by?

Is there no JuCo near Baxter Springs?

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Ruth Ann and Lynn come down from Baxter Springs
And that's one hell-raisin' town way up in southeastern Kansas

They got a biker bar next to the lingerie store

It's got them Rolling Stones lips up there, in bright pink neon
And they're right downtown where everyone can see 'em
And they burn all night
You know they burn all night
You know they burn all night
Ruth Ann and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches

And them skinny little halters
You know, they're second cousins to me

Man, I don't care - I wanna get between 'em

With a great big ol' hardon

Like an old Bois D'arc fence-post

You could hang a pipe rail gate from
Do some sister twisters 'til the cows come home
And we’ll be havin' us a time, havin' us a time

 

4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Is there no JuCo near Baxter Springs?

James McMurty is a national treasure.

Also, Baxter Springs is relatively near Coffeyville, which has a Kansas juco that routinely produces D1 talent.  (Also, I think Gary Busey played football there...)

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

so everyone is going to let that claim of a decent Mexican food restaurant in Kansas skate on by?

I've always thought it was sad and strange that every Mexican that migrates north forgets how to cook by the time they reach Kansas.

Edited by Shoxthemonkey

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Lol at there being a "bad side" of Wichita that's 30 miles away from the city.  The "bad side" of Wichita is north Wichita, where Barry Sanders is from.  El Dorado is a bullshit speed bump on the Kansas Turnpike.

All sides of Wichita are bad, IMO.

Fuck Gene Stephenson.

15 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

I've always thought it was sad and strange that every Mexican that migrates north forgets how to cook by the time they reach Kansas.

I want to believe that they adjust their cooking depending on the local palates.

2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Where posters post in initials and nickname code without referencing to the players’ position or high school so those of us who don’t follow teenage strangers on Twitter or live on a recruiting board can know wft they are talking about? /get off my lawn

I laughed

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

James McMurty is a national treasure.

Also, Baxter Springs is relatively near Coffeyville, which has a Kansas juco that routinely produces D1 talent.  (Also, I think Gary Busey played football there...)

Last I saw there two dead brothers there also...

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1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

I want to believe that they adjust their cooking depending on the local palates.

I've had some kickass Mexican food in suburban Cleveland. I feel like if you order stuff that's more "Mexican" rather than basic Tex-Mex, they assume you can handle flavor and actually cook some good shit up.

12 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Wait, what.  Butler CC?  Fucking Butler?

butler isn’t bad at all, compared to other juco options.  @Shoxthemonkey backed it up with data in his earlier post. 

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Ahahaha yeah that's what happens when you quit the team, dumbass

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha yeah that's what happens when you quit the team, dumbass

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If you're an aggy journalist,  is it required to blame Texas for everything? 

5 minutes ago, texaslong said:

If you're an aggy journalist,  is it required to blame Texas for everything? 

It is a locked field in their "wait till next year" madlibs. Even if we did pull his tutoring, the kid still has every capability to study hard and pass tests on his own accord.

*gasp* The horror Cocaine Tom! How could you fail all his tests for him!

Edited by Vertigo

7 minutes ago, texaslong said:

If you're an aggy journalist,  is it required to blame Texas for everything? 

You could have stopped at the bolded. It's in their half-sheep DNA.

How long they gonna be butthurt.  They left us not the other way around.  They're like fucking women.  It's hilarious.  

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha yeah that's what happens when you quit the team, dumbass

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I’m sure Javonne Shepherd had great grades prior to leaving the team and it was evil Tom that went back and changed all his grades so he left UT with a 0.0 GPA. 

That’s a bitch move if true. Of course, Sheppard wasn’t playing football then was he?

1 minute ago, 4th and 5 said:

wasnt playin school either

Yeah, I'm gonna say if you pull a 0.00 GPA, you can't blame it on not having a tutor. You have to blame it on one of two things: 1) You were lazy, drunk, or in a coma; 2) You were dumber than a stuffed ferret.

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, I'm gonna say if you pull a 0.00 GPA, you can't blame it on not having a tutor. You have to blame it on one of two things: 1) You were lazy, drunk, or in a coma; 2) You were dumber than a stuffed ferret.

That's a really unfair thing to say about stuffed ferrets.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha yeah that's what happens when you quit the team, dumbass

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Texas pulled his tutoring? THAT'S the angle he wants to use? Fucking LOOOOOOOOLLL

Will someone please hit Perroni with a shovel every time he writes "a bit." Please. Not killing hard but hurting hard.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha yeah that's what happens when you quit the team, dumbass

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Didn't Perroni start on texags? Looch has taught him well. 

Yeah, I'm gonna say if you pull a 0.00 GPA, you can't blame it on not having a tutor. You have to blame it on one of two things: 1) You were lazy, drunk, or in a coma; 2) You were dumber than a stuffed ferret.
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Yeah, I'm gonna say if you pull a 0.00 GPA, you can't blame it on not having a tutor. You have to blame it on one of two things: 1) You were lazy, drunk, or in a coma; 2) You were dumber than a stuffed ferret.

Wait, the 0.00 is a joke I’m missing right?
13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Wait, the 0.00 is a joke I’m missing right?

Maybe it's just internet rumor, but that's the word on the street regarding his "grade issues".

1 hour ago, nunna yo bizness said:

That's a really unfair thing to say about stuffed ferrets.

True, aren't there classes where like a 40 curves up to a C or B? 

True, aren't there classes where like a 40 curves up to a C or B? 


Yep. Our old babysitter had a psychology class that was almost all football players. The final exam was the entire grade for the class and the exam started with a grade of 80 if you turned it in blank. Your correct answers counted for the next 20 points. She said a few players didn’t even show up to turn it in blank so they failed the class.
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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So any update on this dude? His Twitter doesn't indicate any new football destination 

Figured you would be the one with the update

I was hoping to find out what this pussy was up to.  Nothing I guess

 

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