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Halloween Decor Gone Sideways - Surely A Surly Is Responsible

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Was laughing out loud at the second home they showed with bloody body bags hanging and fake blood spattered garage. 

She must be livid that they didn't film her face.  

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"I'm wondering how it might feel to be black in our neighborhood, since we don't have any black people in our neighborhood."

So now I have to  shit can my costume idea of a lynching victim in black face? Beta cuck snowflakes took christmas from us, and now they want Halloween too!

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I want to touch Syndey's heinie.

 

That is all.

I often picture myself as a salty news editor, and Sydney Benton comes storming in my office to demand that I run her story about corruption at City Hall.  She leans across my desk exposing the bottom of her ass cheeks, grabs my tie with one hand and rips off her glasses with the other and proclaims, "My journalistic integrity and my ass have one thing in common.  Neither one ever quits!"  I yell out to the newsfloor to run the story, I shut the door, dim the lights, remind her that the safeword is "Tits McGee" and we go at it...all the way through traffic & weather.  

Here's the question.  If you see a skeleton hanging from a pirate ship, do you immediately think "lynching" and all the stuff it entails?  It wouldn't have occurred to me.  I would have thought "pirates," not burning crosses.  

The bloody body bags are just scary, IMO.  Good creative stuff.

But I suppose I can manufacture outrage if that "serious journalist" in the red dress will come to my house and interview me.

I hope this sensitive topic is addressed by Rob Lowe in 911: Lone Star.

 

 

 

31 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I often picture myself as a salty news editor, and Sydney Benton comes storming in my office to demand that I run her story about corruption at City Hall.  She leans across my desk exposing the bottom of her ass cheeks, grabs my tie with one hand and rips off her glasses with the other and proclaims, "My journalistic integrity and my ass have one thing in common.  Neither one ever quits!"  I yell out to the newsfloor to run the story, I shut the door, dim the lights, remind her that the safeword is "Tits McGee" and we go at it...all the way through traffic & weather.  

Thanks for the boner.

24 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'd do her, but only if she kept her glasses on

You are racist against women with 20/20 vision, you sexist piece of shit!

You know what?  Yeah, let's go hair up, glasses on.  With her prescription, my dick will look huge

My girlfriend has a serious girl crush on Sydney.  I know the night's about to get more fun when I walk in and she's got KXAN evening news on.  With glasses for sure.  

Those bloody trash bags hanging from trees look like responsible parties being bear aware to me. 

people are way too got damned serious about every fucking thing. it's like the world went to be happy and next morning woke up pissed off just looking for more shit to get pissed off about. it's the facebook culture where everyone thinks that their opinions matter.

 

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3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

people are way too got damned serious about every fucking thing. it's like the world went to be happy and next morning woke up pissed off just looking for more shit to get pissed off about. it's the facebook culture where everyone thinks that their opinions matter.

 

It's just this homeless war and that lying sonofbitch Adler!!!

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

It's just this homeless war and that lying sonofbitch Adler!!!

i can't + rep this enough. 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I often picture myself as a salty news editor, and Sydney Benton comes storming in my office to demand that I run her story about corruption at City Hall.  She leans across my desk exposing the bottom of her ass cheeks, grabs my tie with one hand and rips off her glasses with the other and proclaims, "My journalistic integrity and my ass have one thing in common.  Neither one ever quits!"  I yell out to the newsfloor to run the story, I shut the door, dim the lights, remind her that the safeword is "Tits McGee" and we go at it...all the way through traffic & weather.  

Matt Lauer welcome to surley 

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying a threeway is in your future?

GF already checked on it... she's happily married.  

All hanging is not lynching, but most lynching involved hanging.

Hanging has a very colorful and illustrious history entirely apart from racially motivated executions.

Is it just a modern failure to appreciate history?  Or is it the hammer-nail thing?

48 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

All hanging is not lynching, but most lynching involved hanging.

Hanging has a very colorful and illustrious history entirely apart from racially motivated executions.

Is it just a modern failure to appreciate history?  Or is it the hammer-nail thing?

Well, obviously she doesn't know the difference. Lynchings are when mobs kill someone without a trial. I don't know if pirates were often hung without trials or if captains were able to conduct the trial onsite. In other words, I don't thing pirates were generally lynched.

So this nosy fat bitch just assumes the plastic skeleton was a black person. How racist of her. 

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

So this nosy fat bitch just assumes the plastic skeleton was a black person. How racist of her. 

nope she counted the ribs and noticed one was missing and assumed it must've been stolen.

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Here's the question.  If you see a skeleton hanging from a pirate ship, do you immediately think "lynching" and all the stuff it entails?  It wouldn't have occurred to me.  I would have thought "pirates," not burning crosses.  

The bloody body bags are just scary, IMO.  Good creative stuff.

But I suppose I can manufacture outrage if that "serious journalist" in the red dress will come to my house and interview me.

If that family was truly going for a lynching motif, it would resemble a carnival/bbq. The sick fucks back in the day would usually hang, cut off the guy’s penis and then burn the guy to crisp all the while enjoying a barbecue and ice cream afterwards while smiling and posing in photos with a corpse. People don’t know jack shit about history.

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

12 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

If you’re a Democrat or progressive doing it then there will be no blowback or repercussions as witnessed in Virginia and with Trudeau.

Don't you appropriate my humor for your fucktarded political bullshit. Take your fuckass to the cloak room with the other fuckasses with that bullshit.

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

nope she counted the ribs and noticed one was missing and assumed it must've been stolen.

Adam is being lynched then.

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

Adam is being lynched then.

Or what if it’s Steve being lynched and this is the most progressive hate crime-cum-modern Art thinkpiece we’ve ever seen?

how do you know adam wan't black?

Spoiler

have you ever tried to steal a rib from a black man?

 

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

how do you know adam wan't black?

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have you ever tried to steal a rib from a black man? No, cause they have the extra leg muscle

 

Hebrew Israelite, I see. 

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

It’s a retarded neighbor. That alerted the media and put some family’s home on camera. He should double down his efforts and ramp up the hangings. 

or invite homeless people to "camp" there for the next week. then he'll be praised for his thoughtfulness in including the less fortunate in halloween festivities.

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Now, imagine the pirates were white. 

You mean, because of the scurvy?

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty'

3 hours ago, Your Mom said:

GF already checked on it... she's happily married.  

So there will be a 3 way, just not involving you. 

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'd do her, but only if she kept her glasses on

 

I’d take either option but I have low standards. 

10 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Was laughing out loud at the second home they showed with bloody body bags hanging and fake blood spattered garage. 

looked more like giant tampons

6 hours ago, hookem17 said:

 

I’d take either option but I have low standards. 

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