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All the injuries have hurt Texas for sure.

Guy on sports radio in DFW earlier today said folks on TCU staff believe the horny toads are tougher than this current Texas team.

What the heck has happened to being more physical than the opponent??  Where's the tough guys for Texas??

Horns needs this:

 

(Sorry for unleashing Surly with video... 😆😆😆)

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

good ole if he is bad but good at this then the next guy even tho bad will be good too logic.

When the 120th ranked team in total defense (out of 130) and 126th in passing yards allowed comes to town, every opposing QB starts to look forward to lighting up the scoreboard.

 

 

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We need a blow out, sorta like how South Austin's mom spends her nights.

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2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

And just how much fear did Kansas' QB strike into your heart this time last week?

 

 

Not much but if you'd told me that we'd have to play a senior QB coming into the game with 12TDs/4ints with a secondary having injuries of various significance to Jones, Sterns, Green, Overshown, Foster, Brown and Thompson, my eyebrows might have raised.

19 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

A poorly coach team can make any opposing player look spectacular. Texas is a very poorly coached team. The current UT defense in on track to be the worst in the history of UT football.We have no reason to believe the shit show will end this weekend.

 

20 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

When the 120th ranked team in total defense (out of 130) and 126th in passing yards allowed comes to town, every opposing QB starts to look forward to lighting up the scoreboard.

 

Malcom Perry thinks you're wrong.

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4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Malcom Perry thinks your wrong.

Good old Malcolm. The "12th Man" who came from the stands to be there for his team. Who will ever forget his willingness to be there for his team in their moment of need. I'm sure one day he will have a statue dedicated in his honor and fans will forever stand during football games in remembrance of him.

Or, maybe not.

By the way, what does Malcolm think about my wrong? And which wrong is he referring to? I've wronged a lot.

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2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

And which wrong is he referring to? I've wronged a lot.

Just remember, after two wrongs, you have to write.

4 hours ago, gecko said:

this place has become worse than twitter....and that's saying a lot

Twitter still have the limit on number of characters in a single post? Yes? You sir, are correct then.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Just remember, after two wrongs, you have to write.

Wong Brothers' Laundry. A true American advertising classic.

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

Two wongs don’t make a white.

Two Wongs don't make it white.

If you are going to offend, offend correctly.

But, genetically speaking, two Wongs would probably not make a white. They would probably make an Asian. Possibly with genetic inbreeding defects. Depending on how closely the two Wongs were related.

But I digress.

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

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Well, we can be pretty sure South Austin's mom is, in fact, aware of how mud holes work.

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This thread has awakened Randolph Duke's ass burgers.....

Delete thread ban OP

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

These players have never wanted to spill blood.  Neither has the staff. They live by the just good enough w is a w mantra.  But we will win 

I agree with this.  The problem is when you play 11 or 12 games like this you're going to lose a game or two you shouldn't.  It could be this week or in consecutive weeks following the off week.

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17 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Two Wongs don't make it white.

If you are going to offend, offend correctly.

But, genetically speaking, two Wongs would probably not make a white. They would probably make an Asian. Possibly with genetic inbreeding defects. Depending on how closely the two Wongs were related.

But I digress.

My post was just simple autocorrect you offensive bastard!

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This thread has awakened Randolph Duke's ass burgers.....

Delete thread ban OP

Yep, that's the way to improve the performance of the football team - delete social media threads where people cite official NCAA statistics.

Thank God we have such brilliant tactical minds as you.

Seriously. This thread must be deleted and all factual references banned. Only be eliminating unapproved "truth speech" will Tom Herman ever figure out how to get his team from the cellar of NCAA performance statistics and into a chicken sandwich bowl (or whatever) this season.

Todd Orlando bears no responsibility for the shit performance of the UT defense this year. Randolph Duke is to blame! Randolph Duke weighs the same as a duck! He must be burned!

 

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3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

My post was just simple autocorrect you offensive bastard!

I will bask in the limited glory of being an offensive bastard for the time being.

We Longhorns have no defensive bastards this season.

1 minute ago, Randolph Duke said:

Yep, that's the way to improve the performance of the football team - delete social media threads where people cite official NCAA statistics.

Thank God we have such brilliant tactical minds as you.

Seriously. This thread must be deleted and all factual references banned. Only be eliminating unapproved "truth speech" will Tom Herman ever figure out how to get his team from the cellar of NCAA performance statistics and into a chicken sandwich bowl (or whatever) this season.

Todd Orlando bears no responsibility for the shit performance of the UT defense this year. Randolph Duke is to blame! Randolph Duke weighs the same as a duck! He must be burned!

My take home form this is Duke actually believes his posting of statistics on this message board are going to have an effect on the football team, interdasting.

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Just now, Randolph Duke said:

We Longhorns have no defensive bastards this season.

I dunno, they seem pretty defensive when you ask 'em direct questions.

5 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Yep, that's the way to improve the performance of the football team - delete social media threads where people cite official NCAA statistics.

Thank God we have such brilliant tactical minds as you.

Seriously. This thread must be deleted and all factual references banned. Only be eliminating unapproved "truth speech" will Tom Herman ever figure out how to get his team from the cellar of NCAA performance statistics and into a chicken sandwich bowl (or whatever) this season.

Todd Orland bears no responsibility for the shit performance of the UT defense this year. Randolph Duke is to blame! Randolph Duke weighs the same as a duck! He must be burned!

 

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Yep, that's the way to improve the performance of the football team - delete social media threads where people cite official NCAA statistics.
Thank God we have such brilliant tactical minds as you.
Seriously. This thread must be deleted and all factual references banned. Only be eliminating unapproved "truth speech" will Tom Herman ever figure out how to get his team from the cellar of NCAA performance statistics and into a chicken sandwich bowl (or whatever) this season.
Todd Orlando bears no responsibility for the shit performance of the UT defense this year. Randolph Duke is to blame! Randolph Duke weighs the same as a duck! He must be burned!
 


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8 minutes ago, MoJames said:

My take home form this is Duke actually believes his posting of statistics on this message board are going to have an effect on the football team, interdasting.

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Your take should be that deleting the thread to sensor my comments won't have any effect on the performance of the team.

My complaints about the performance of the team, and the reasonable nature of being concerned about tomorrow's game, aren't going to be any less valid if, as Surly Bevo requested, the thread gets deleted and the OP gets banned.

But you are entitled to your take on the thread.

Have a nice day.

7 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Your take should be...

Don't you tell me what my take should be, commie.

5 hours ago, bmbmd said:

From Philip Goldston International Airport in Belize City, Belize-eh forget it. 

Nice humblebrag.

6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Don't you tell me what my take should be, commie.

My bad. I should know not to step in front of full-throated pretzel logic.

Please, continue.

3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

My bad. I should know not to step in front of full-throated pretzel logic.

Please, continue.

Never been a fan of Steely Dan, honestly.

This game is pretty much a must win given the turmoil within the team and unrest with the fans and donors. If Orlando rolls out the same trash this weekend and gives up 40+ to TCU in a loss, the wheels could come completely off. Win convincingly and "Texas is Back!" and the KU and OU games are forgotten.

7 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Win convincingly and "Texas is Back!" and the KU and OU games are forgotten.

A convincing win is the standard, to keep everyone from imploding as they have been the past two weeks.. we would need a blowout with all new offensive plays and a defensive identity with players who tackled.  Having said that, I think Herman can get there.

I think i'm with that poster who said there may be trolls afoot amplifying the hate. Social media exploding with negativity about Texas absolutely has an impact on kids and recruiting these days... and it sucks to see folks loose faith so quickly when there is time to improve on play this season. 

 

TCU still plays solid defense. I generally pick the better defensive team. 

However, Sam is a really special QB with two playmaking wideouts. No turnovers or personal fouls, & don’t handle punts, & we should win this.

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is this going to be the game thread again this week? You know how I know no one gives a shit anymore, people didn't even make a game thread last week. 

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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is this going to be the game thread again this week? You know how I know no one gives a shit anymore, people didn't even make a game thread last week. 

No, last week was Kansas.

They are horrible and we should beat them badly

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Win convincingly and "Texas is Back!" and the KU and OU games are forgotten.

Your whole ‘woe is us’ thing is tiresome.

No one will forget about the OU or KU games. Every week for the rest of this season will be one approached with apprehension, especially on D.

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Never been a fan of Steely Dan, honestly.

Well, shame on you, then.

 

8 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

He'll have everything under control.  Been awhile since he broke out the Slugger.  He'll dust it off and all will be well.

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Tom and the gang need to break out the bat again and go all Walter Sobchak on TCU tomorrow

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"Do you see what happens Gary?!? This is what happens!"

If we can't win this game with a massive advantage at QB, fire somebody

Tom and the gang need to break out the bat again and go all Walter Sobchak on TCU tomorrow
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"Do you see what happens Gary?!? This is what happens!"

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Who’s Gary?
10 hours ago, MoJames said:

I don't know what's going on here, but i was trying to find a gif of a roach and this popped up on search, needed to share.

 

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Would pos rep twice if I could for using a Doom Patrol .gif.

Defense has been working hard all year to keep our offense off the field and letting them rest. That’s Coach New Potato’s philosophy.

TH is learning to squint like Bedford Orlando.

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