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14 hours ago, immamac said:

Is this going to be the game thread again this week? You know how I know no one gives a shit anymore, people didn't even make a game thread last week. 

 Please no.  How about...

"Fatterson's Towels: We Soak Up the Stank"

Edited by LTtxfan

well that banner isn't disturbing at all....

18 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

I'm sorry that hard, plain numbers give you such a hard time.

The facts are what they are. This is a poorly coached team that is struggling badly. This has nothing to do with just one game or "adversity."

The team is simply being poorly coached and young athletes, with above average talent, are seeing their opportunities to excel while playing college football wasted.

We all know what to expect tomorrow. Patterson is going to light up the UT secondary, and when the UT staff starts selling out the run to cover the deep passing game, a completely pedestrian TCU QB who has no business whatsoever being featured on SportCenter will build a personal highlight reel running for almost 200 yards.

The line right now is Texas -1.5 O/U 57. Take the over. Texas has no capability to play defense whatsoever. If they would give me odds, I would take the over at 70. Texas is simply not a well coached team.

The facts are what they are.

 

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

dp

 

Get back to me when they start awarding wins for great national stats.

16 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

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    Texas Fan watching today's TCU game...

 

Edited by LTtxfan

The Astros won, so the world is righting itself. 

plus, I will be at my kid’s school carnival for part of the game, so UT will play magnificently.   You can thank me later.  

Edited by atomheartbevo

22 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

They are terrible. We should win convincingly. 

Kansas says hi!

If we can't win this game with a massive advantage at QB, fire somebody

Most of the games Texas will play, they’ll have an advantage at qb. They’re doing their best to fuck that up.

Brilliant insight Chip. I'm pretty sure that a player that doesn't travel with the team is always unavailable for the game. 

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Astros won, so the world is righting itself. 

plus, I will be at my kid’s school carnival for part of the game, so UT will play magnificently.   You can thank me later.  

My man.

I pray this entire staff is coaching for their jobs today and ever game the rest of this season

poor fox their game ended so early they don't know have any idea how to occupy themselves until our game starts

Edit - wrong fucking thread

Edited by Izhmash

School colors: purple and white. Check.

Numbers, names, and socks for this game: red. Wait. Wut?

2 hours ago, Party_Taco said:

I saw this at the bar last night...

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Guaranteed win. Never a doubt.

Damn. Save some pussy for the rest of us 

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the bottom has officially fallen out.  herman is a fucking fraud.

On 10/25/2019 at 4:34 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

Better than UT?  Lulz. Better than KU?  Sure, but football and transitive properties and all. Like, Maryland was totally better than Texas in ‘18 and the Jets are totally better than the Cowboys in ‘19. 

Good call

On 10/25/2019 at 12:40 PM, Spankytoes said:

What have you seen this year that suggests that they will? We beat a shit KU team as time expired at home. You'd be shocked if we struggled against a better TCU team on the road?

I admire your confidence. I wouldn't be shocked if we lost by double digits.

@Augustus

You were wrong

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