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Texas at TCU - 2:30 on FOX: Because what else were you going to do with your Saturday?

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I guess I just don’t know what PI is.  How is that not a PI on Johnson?

Because it's on Johnson...who plays for Texas. Next question
14 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I’m watching this game with as little emotion as I ever have. It’s sad. 

I’ve already blowed out my voice. 

1 minute ago, Rudiger said:

Didn’t you hear the announcer? That’s just savvy play.

Brock Huard is a tool.

Dicker may be clutch but he is inconsistnt and his first two kick today were narrowly in, I saw this coming a mile away


You’re sitting at the Magnolia Cafe?
Just now, Treefidy said:

Could you pick me up a gallon of cocaine?  This shit is putting me to sleep  

Oh, and a box of tampons and some Salem lights.  

It comes in gallons now?

1 minute ago, D_Goose said:

Corner fade is such a low percentage bullshit play

YOu got that fucking right. Bullshit call. And of course, you can't rely on PI to win a game. It was PI no doubt. But fuck this shit

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

You boys ready for the Texas Bowl

probably playing aggy 

Looks like Mehringer has been given Dicker some quality coaching time

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

no mental toughness. no complementary football. We just area group of talented althetes that suck at football 

Yep. And are not being helped by competent coaching. 

TCU is terrible. We are letting them hang around. Kinda expected. We definitely look like the better team. Let's finish this Horns.

1 minute ago, Zharkov said:

OU lost so that means this should time sit back, relax and fuck this TCU game up. 

Fify 

That place looks like a morgue. Feel bad for those in attendance 

CJ gets his ass kicked in press coverage way too much 

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

Dicker almost missed the XP on the left side also.

Yeah, it looked pretty wonky

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m starting to think Herman isn’t that good of a play caller. 

Starting? Where have you been?

I guess I just don’t know what PI is.  How is that not a PI on Johnson?

It was PI, but the refs told them after the turnover they could do whatever on defense.

Looks like I picked a bad game to try and stay sober before halftime.

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Gaps, integrity, bah. That’s so NFL 

Always an imbalanced defensive line.

extra yard on the spot.  that is the same play KU ran

8 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 


my girlfriend got all excited too she commented on the piccolos sounded so crisp, and I had to ask for clarification because I know jack shit about music

 

Lulz must spread rep

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Bimage blew that shit up

Coburn got held too.

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Clearly, I'm not that fn smart. I mean, I wouldn't expect Mackovic to tell me how to sell insurance, but it doesn't look like we're doing anything that makes sense.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Since when are you allowed to “get in the body” of the WR when the ball is in the air? CJ was mugged on 3rd and goal.

Texas is not going to get that call.

Nice tackle by Bimage

2 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

Don't worry guys, defense gots this.

You weren't wrong. How about that?

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We need a legit OC

How many times are you going to post the same thing over and over?

Defense playing well. No wonder our offense blows 

Fuck it. Imma make bacon. Bacon is good 

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