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Texas at TCU - 2:30 on FOX: Because what else were you going to do with your Saturday?

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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Since when are you allowed to “get in the body” of the WR when the ball is in the air? CJ was mugged on 3rd and goal.

he's 6'5" 230 and let a midget kick his ass at the line

Defense actually looks better. Lining and playing ball instead of the cute bullshit.

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

Don't worry guys, defense gots this.

Seriously. Not scared. Were the slightly less crippled team.

Would it be too much to ask for you to show us where the ref spots the punt before rushing to more commercials? 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

hey the other teams punter sucks too

both these teams suck.

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I didn’t sign s 40 page release, get a doctor’s note, or receive a safe word so can I sue?

The safe word is alcohol.    All of it.

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Third and Mensa is our issue today. 

2nd in the country on 3rd down % right? 

Made another stop on Third and Orlando.  TCU must really suck

They’re awful and yet here we are tied. So sick of this shit. The early Mack years these games were over by halftime. I don’t understand how we let shit teams hang around for so long.
4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Calling this a clown show is an insult to circus performers. 

you know there is a nation wide clown shortage.

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Huge stop by the defense. 

Not sure why TCU didn’t just pass randomly to a single receiver in a sea of white uniforms. 

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

How do we fuck up this field position?

Mensa says "Hold my beer."

19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Sam needs to pull his head out and lead this next drive for a TD....  LET'S GO!!!!

Worked last time.... C'mon Sam, drive for another TD Damn it!!!

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

you know there is a nation wide clown shortage.

yeah I saw the Joker

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

It comes in gallons now?

I mean, i could do the 5 gallon bucket but I will probably need to go to sleep some time tonight.  

Is the punter immune to false start? He moved almost a half yard before the snap. 

This longhorn program has mastered the art of only playing competently on one side of the ball at a time. Been doing it for 3 coaches now. 

Finally get great field position and first thing we do is go backwards

yeah, we arent going to squander 1st and 10 at the 42 or anything are we????

Well they smelled out that screen about as well as you can.

5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I didn’t sign s 40 page release, get a doctor’s note, or receive a safe word so can I sue?

This whole fucking season has been torture. Ugly fucking football. UGLY. How about prescription meds? Any chance for that

This team went from fun to watch at the start of the season to painful.

i didnt know you could tackle the guy during the play before the ball is thrown 

guess they aren't going to call Sam getting hit after the play.  

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

yeah, we arent going to squander 1st and 10 at the 42 or anything are we????

yes thats exactly what we are going to do.

we should just play games without officials in the big 12, just use pick up basketball rules

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