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#6351
4 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


Sup, lil mama? I got a webcam and a boner. Whatcha waitin for?

This cat's got game! Game, I tell you!!!

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#6352
5 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to speed up your impending death or anything, but just going to leave this here and say skip to the 51:50 mark in the podcast. 

Damn you! Almost fell for it but with sooner Corby that was obviously Gordo doing fake Tom Hicks. At least that is what I choose to believe. And I need to conserve ammo.

#6354
7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

This why would UM be in LA on a Monday?

Clearly to stick around for ~48 hours until he could meet with Fox execs to work through procedure for his departure from Big Noon Kickoff. Or be in-person with his new agent (whoever that might be, but, you know, lots of 'em in LA) to finalize negotiations before hopping on a plane to one of two destinations dependent on outcome of same: Dublin, OH or Austin, TX. 

#6355
5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


Sup, lil mama? I got a webcam and a boner. Whatcha waitin for?

Webcam and boner?! Surly 1% for sho 

#6357
2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

This cat's got game! Game, I tell you!!!

Yep. Smooooooove.

#6358

 

 

13 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

I highly doubt UM stays in LA all week just to do a show one day a week. 

Yeah, L.A. weather is stupid good lately.  80 degrees today.  I was in (on) Hermosa Beach for Tday, and the scantily-clad pussy was off the fucking charts.   

#6359
Just now, USNALonghorn said:

We have those in Texas.

are the ones in Texas as meh as the ones out here?

#6360
Just now, Dilligas said:

Webcam and boner?! Surly 1% for sho 

The bottle with 60-day prescription of blue performance enhancers was implied. No need for any of us to get down about ourselves. 

#6361
Just now, Gil Bang said:

are the ones in Texas as meh as the ones out here?

Yes.

#6362
 
 
Yeah, L.A. weather is stupid good lately.  80 degrees today.  I was in (on) Hermosa Beach for Tday, and the scantily-clad pussy was off the fucking charts.   

Well aren’t you fancy?
#6364
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah, L.A. weather is stupid good lately.  80 degrees today.  I was in (on) Hermosa Beach for Tday, and the scantily-clad pussy was off the fucking charts.   

Yes sir. Love me some HB. You play some vball?

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#6365

no, I'm straight.  That's why I was watching the pussy

#6366
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

are the ones in Texas as meh as the ones out here?

Yep, and the fries are nearly inedible.

#6368
15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I think he will be in jail since he said he’d lead the charge to burn down campus and will piss in the ashes. Since he posted it here that’s premeditation. Lol

I’m thinking surly admin should permanently fix “Whoop! Gig ‘Em Aggies” as a signature to all of his posts. 

#6369
Just now, wood said:

Yes sir. Love me some HB. You play some vball?

I did not.   Just enjoyed the scenery.   Nice house for sale on the strand. 22.8 million. 

#6371
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

are the ones in Texas as meh as the ones out here?

Thought very meh.  Rather have P T Terry’s or Whataburger.

#6373
Just now, Gil Bang said:

I did not.   Just enjoyed the scenery.   Nice house for sale on the strand. 22.8 million. 

Cozy 2-1, 1000 SF. Am I right?

#6375
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Yeah, L.A. weather is stupid good lately.  80 degrees today.  I was in (on) Hermosa Beach for Tday, and the scantily-clad pussy was off the fucking charts.   

Not sure but I think this is how you humblebrag, I mean 80 degrees, WTF!?

#6376
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

Yeah, L.A. weather is stupid good lately.  80 degrees today.  I was in (on) Hermosa Beach for Tday, and the scantily-clad pussy was off the fucking charts.   

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#6377

Kendra Scott
Nicole’s dating life
In and out vs whataburger

Fellas we’ve potentially got time immortalized here and your thread discipline sucks ass.

#6380

nm

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reading is hard, like winning

#6381
Just now, Caddox said:

Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?

He's a genius.  Doing genius things. 

#6382
Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?
To be here for an announcement I guess.
#6384
1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:
2 minutes ago, Caddox said:
Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?

To be here for an announcement I guess.

Better not fucking look like this. Probably the biggest moment since Hitler rose to power and they still chose to dork it up

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#6385
2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?

Prematurelocution?

#6388
22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm out driving uber right now. I'll see if I end up getting taken that way.

Slow night. What time that plane landing?

I mean I'm not sure I want to do something this fucking stupid and pointless but I could be talked into it.

#6389
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Because tomorrow is Tuesday, December 1st. 

Only 132 minutes away

#6390
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Storm’s burgers are better than those other two. 

Need to drive out to Lampasas and get a frozen Dr Pepper

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#6391

In N Out is overhated. Fries aren't that bad if you get them well done (I agree they are below par for a fast food joint). Their burgers aren't anywhere near "shit". Also, I've definitely noticed a difference in quality in California locations vs non-California locations.

P Terry's definitely laps In N Out and Whataburger though.

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#6393
5 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?

Because that's how you get the money shot.

#6394
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Storm’s burgers are better than those other two. 

Burnet or Lampasas?

Edited by Horn80

#6395
3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Why would CUM fly into Austin before the news hits?

Hammer out finer points before putting wet sigs to paper (fuck e-sigs), scope out his new office digs, spit in Herman's face and/or house shop? Some of y'all are really trying to rain on this parade, huh?

Of all the crazy shit that has been speculated/posted in this thread, you're trying to tell us that the idea of Urban being in LA a couple days after final scene or flying to ATX really registers on the "no fucking way" meter?

#6397
3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Slow night. What time that plane landing?

I mean I'm not sure I want to do something this fucking stupid and pointless but I could be talked into it.

9:40

#6399
Which one of you heading to Bergstrom to scope out Urban hopping into a Limo?


Do we send a half ass band contingent to the airport like those inbred sheep humping farmers?
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