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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

We're getting Garrett Wilson!

Probably the wrong Garrett - think the Jason type.

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Has anyone told UM that if he signs up to coach the Horns, some guy on a Horns board is going to fist his own ass? That could be the final straw.

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

who the fuck is this, and why are people retweeting this info that was already being regurgitated by every pay site 2 days ago?


Literally just a random poster on IT. 

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

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edit: I am not going to believe this until I see something like this from The Rock

 

DAMN PROUD TO BE A TEXAN!

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Fun Kirk Bohls stuff. He said we're not going to be able to get Kyle Shanahan or Dan Mullen, and probably wouldn't be able to pry Campbell away from Iowa St. "Don't sleep on James Franklin". 

Top notch stuff there Kurt. 

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

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1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

who the fuck is this, and why are people retweeting this info that was already being regurgitated by every pay site 2 days ago?

geez, I'd at least bump it up to 60% so I could get 995ers.

1 minute ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

Who are you, and what do you know?

Just now, Red Five said:

Fun Kirk Bohls stuff. He said we're not going to be able to get Kyle Shanahan or Dan Mullen, and probably wouldn't be able to pry Campbell away from Iowa St. "Don't sleep on James Franklin". 

Top notch stuff there Kurt. 

Fuck that guy.  I don't know how he's still employed

Just now, NoName said:

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he's got an inside line to a pretty influential fella.

Has anyone told UM that if he signs up to coach the Horns, some guy on a Horns board is going to fist his own ass? That could be the final straw.

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2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

who the fuck is this, and why are people retweeting this info that was already being regurgitated by every pay site 2 days ago?

hes onIT

Have we considered the possibility that Urban Meyer hasn't yet accepted the job because he is currently at his nephew's birthday party?

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Fun Kirk Bohls stuff. He said we're not going to be able to get Kyle Shanahan or Dan Mullen, and probably wouldn't be able to pry Campbell away from Iowa St. "Don't sleep on James Franklin". 

Top notch stuff there Kurt. 

Serious question, why does that fuck-wit still have a job?  What value add doe she bring to the table besides just shitting all over the school he is supposed to support?

7 minutes ago, troph said:

fisting, stop forgetting futureman's fisting.

Dammit. Can't believe I forgot the entire point of this operation. Fixed.

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Where's the mayo?

It's in there now. 

3 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

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3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

who the fuck is this, and why are people retweeting this info that was already being regurgitated by every pay site 2 days ago?

Rather annoying wording with the, "Texas won't do anything officially until the job is open." But this is kinda where we've been all day, yes?

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


Literally just a random poster on IT. 

if it's posted here, we give it serious thought. if it's posted in social media, then obviously the dude is a just some random idiot fuckhead.

we assholes like only like each other.

Just now, ASDFASDF said:

Have we considered the possibility that Urban Meyer hasn't yet accepted the job because he is currently at his nephew's birthday party?

Who has a BD party at 2:30 on a wednesday?

4 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

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15 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Is that the old Mockingbird Diner location?

Yep

1 hour ago, troph said:

so tomorrow IS the big day.

It would have to be.  If he was out there and was going to drive to the campus it might take him until tomorrow to just get through traffic.

Unless BMDs have helicopters standing by?

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think it goes tampa to Colombus

Wouldn't it need to get to CA before Sat to get Urb there?  Unless he quits...

Just now, markstanco said:

Who has a BD party at 2:30 on a wednesday?

Urban Meyer's nephew, maybe. 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 if we wanted to let our dicks hang, we should've hired Saban for DC.

well yeah, were Cal though so we will settle for Kirby.

5 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

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3 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

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3 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Have we considered the possibility that Urban Meyer hasn't yet accepted the job because he is currently at his nephew's birthday party?

that's why too fucking oddly specific. what you know?

Where does all of this "Urban won't do anything until the job is open" bullshit coming from?

Herman getting fired appears to be based on Urban's answer to the question "Do you like us? Check yes or no"

When Urban says, "I'm in, I'll take it" Herman will be fired in short order. I don't think the UT brass is keeping Herman around for anything other than waiting for a new coach to say yes.

But if you read the board, and the 9.95ers and twitter, everyone is reporting it as Urban is not reacting because the job isn't open.

6 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

If you are wrong, I will find you.

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James Franklin? Please. We'd be as well off with Aaron. And save a ton on relocation expenses. 

22 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Two more legs and Shelly gets the crock pot and cooking pan set!

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20 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

That's a long painful Texas coaching timeshare presentation to endure for a free vacation to FL. 

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6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Fun Kirk Bohls stuff. He said we're not going to be able to get Kyle Shanahan or Dan Mullen, and probably wouldn't be able to pry Campbell away from Iowa St. "Don't sleep on James Franklin". 

Top notch stuff there Kurt. 

"How to ruin your career in one day"

7 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

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41 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

The Cincinnati tie in is UMs son plays wide receiver at Cincinnati.

Cincinnati bow tie??

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

that's why too fucking oddly specific. what you know?

I know that if my nephew had a birthday party, I wouldn't accept any job offers right in the middle of it. 

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wouldn't it need to get to CA before Sat to get Urb there?  Unless he quits...

This could be the family plane and a different one to LA

Urban Meyer is the new coach of the Longhorns. Done deal. Contract has been signed.
























(See, I can do it too. Look at me, I’m important! Really important!!)

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Agree... BAN all 3

  • "Fat Gravy Fuck"
  • " K.Bowels"
  • "FUCK CHIP BROWN"

The only thing I miss about Charlie Strong deals with Kirk (Kurt) Bowls.  Think we can get UM to keep calling him Kurt?

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Fun Kirk Bohls stuff. He said we're not going to be able to get Kyle Shanahan or Dan Mullen, and probably wouldn't be able to pry Campbell away from Iowa St. "Don't sleep on James Franklin". 

Top notch stuff there Kurt. 

FWIW - I think multiple sites have reported that CDC was a huge James Franklin fan and that he has been on CDC's 'contingency' list for several years (saw one site that said Franklin would have been CDC's choice had he been AD during the Strong years).  Given Penn St's piss-poor start this season I can't really see him as a possibility anymore.  But given Kurt Bohl's piss-poor reputation and performance I'm not surprised that he named him.

2 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Where does all of this "Urban won't do anything until the job is open" bullshit coming from?

Herman getting fired appears to be based on Urban's answer to the question "Do you like us? Check yes or no"

When Urban says, "I'm in, I'll take it" Herman will be fired in short order. I don't think the UT brass is keeping Herman around for anything other than waiting for a new coach to say yes.

But if you read the board, and the 9.95ers and twitter, everyone is reporting it as Urban is not reacting because the job isn't open.

too much silence for that to be the case.

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

I've actually never eaten at Short Stop.. but I was googling and apparently Shortstop sold off Sandys? or maybe I misunderstood.

I know this was two hours and roughly ten thousand posts ago, sooo....... I'm not sure which entity bought the other. But having been to both, it's the same burger with virtually the exact same packaging. I think Short Stop bought Sandy's, but since Sandy's has an established identity having been in the same location for like 60+ years, it wouldn't make sense to convert it to a short stop.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

 

 

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