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#18302
1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I wish just once these fucking imbeciles would clearly articulate what they think the problem is with coaches at Texas.

What - specifically - are you talking about? And no, saying that DKR retired at 54 and generically stating that coaches were "undermined" is not specific and is meaningless drivel - how were they undermined, how was any of it specific to Texas? Can you articulate how this is different than other schools who are on the same historic level as Texas? Is there any substance at all to your claims?

Also - the related argument is that, outside of Mack's tenure, Texas has been only OK for the last 40 years - and this somehow means that we should accept mediocrity. I mean, what kind of fucked-up logic is that? Isn't that why we're having the conversation of trying to get the right coach in the first place? 

If David McWilliams or John Mackovic or Charlie Strong had kicked ass at other schools after leaving Texas, these idiots may have a point. But exactly none of them did. Which - call me crazy - indicates to me that their problem at Texas was their same problem elsewhere - they just weren't all that fucking good. Thus, blaming their failures on the school is absurdly irrational. 

They echo this sentiment about institutional reasons for Texas's mediocrity (though nobody ever states what those reasons actually are), when the actual answer is fucking simple: we're mediocre when we have mediocre coaches. We're good when we have good coaches. This isn't complicated. 

I don't know if they're just dumb, or have some sort of agenda or what.

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're just dipshits. 

they have an agenda.  hate.  and are too stupid to see their own hate.

like the commentary right now in the game about "the uncertainty, and the speculation bad for players".

pointless, going around in circles, generalities.  but negative.

#18303
8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

If it wasn't for the unknown of the QB, with Urban I can easily see this team going 12-2 or 11-3.

If urban comes there is no unknown at QB. Hello 5th year Sam. 

#18305
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Klatt bumbling through a comment from Gus about coaching change and number one target being a fox member. Completely avoided the question. 

His contributions after that statement were appropriate-- not complimentary, but somewhat factual.  I also agree with his sentiment of offering a decision swiftly, before more damage is done.

I don't know what's going on in the locker room or what's been said already, but the players are performing like they know their opportunity is NOW to show effort and to look better on film.  As if they might suspect someone new is studying them.

#18306
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Klatt bumbling through a comment from Gus about coaching change and number one target being a fox member. Completely avoided the question. 

He’s right about making a decision sooner rather than later.  

#18307
3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Or he wasn't involved at all and this is all Yurcich and Ash

True. Either way it's too little too late and fuck turtle tom 

#18309

Klatt basically Texas needs to shit or get off the pot regarding a coaching change. Can’t say I disagree. If the change needs to be made then make it now

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#18311
Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

He’s right about making a decision sooner rather than later.  

I thought that was most interesting comment. Especially if we are to assume rap game Larry the squid and some others have said. 

#18313
2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Talking up Tom Herman only makes a commentator look like an idiot. 

 Be fair, he’d look like a bigger idiot if we weren’t ahead 31-10 with 8 min left in the first half.

#18315
7 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Exactly what I was thinking. So mensa was half assing it and NOW is gonna coach? Fuck that guy 

Fuck he ain’t doing anything.  My guess is he said fuck it, you call it Yurc and Mike is calling his own fucking offense instead of the Turtle meddled with O

#18316
7 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Seems like some of these guys are might be playing coaching as an audition to Urban. That’s what makes me feel better about us finally playing offense anyway. 

Yep.

#18317

Also apparently he told Herman to his face he fucked up if you believe his commentary. Klatt is really smart and one of the better commentators out there on the national 5-10 minute radio hits and twitter. 

#18319

Jesus this conference is so bad. It’s so infuriating we are 5-3 in this abortion of a conference. 

#18320
8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Klatt bumbling through a comment from Gus about coaching change and number one target being a fox member. Completely avoided the question. 

Missed that

#18321
1 hour ago, BayouBill said:

This feels like a veiled goodbye/tribute to Urban

that's how it felt when he started his coaching segment

and kerstetter is done

#18323
3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also apparently he told Herman to his face he fucked up if you believe his commentary. Klatt is really smart and one of the better commentators out there on the national 5-10 minute radio hits and twitter. 

Care to expound on this?  Would love to read details.  I like Klatt.

#18324
1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that's how it felt when he started his coaching segment

and kerstetter is done

They didn't show a replay which means it was bad. I didn't see it

#18325
31 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 Thats what your wife said abouty my cock....

Emphasis on little. Perhaps you couldn’t tell through all of the laughing. 

#18326
4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Matt Miller is generally one of the more connected College Scouts I would say, and he's also a huge Texas homer. Not saying he knows more than we do, but if he's feeling good about it, then I think we all should.

#18327

Klatt's just setting up the narrative for when we fire Tom at 6-3 & after shoving it up KState's ass. Well done, Trent.

#18329
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Jesus this conference is so bad. It’s so infuriating we are 5-3 in this abortion of a conference. 

Yes it is. Hopefully Urban sees the opportunity that provides to be a damn near guarantee to be in the playoffs every year increasing his odds to pick up more national titles and cementing his legacy.

#18330
3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Jesus this conference is so bad. It’s so infuriating we are 5-3 in this abortion of a conference. 

But it’s our expectations that cause problems! Herbie and his can of biscuits face can eat shit

#18332
1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Emphasis on little. Perhaps you couldn’t tell through all of the laughing. 

Yeah your right, her cunt was like a blown out trash bag

#18333
36 minutes ago, kegman said:

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57 minutes ago, texas08 said:

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Fuck glocks!

Bringing the tomahawk back!

 

1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

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Gentlemen.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about this thread it’s that if our country is ever invaded by a hostile  force...I’m going to round up some of you Surly-Rambo mofos. As a veteran of our great military, I tip my cap to you. Who knew the Surly faithful had such an arsenal? 😂

#18338
Just now, Newy25 said:

And top off this year, Kerstetter breaks his leg. 

They said they won’t show the replay because it’s o bad.

#18341
2 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

 

 

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about this thread it’s that if our country is ever invaded by a hostile  force...I’m going to round up some of you Surly-Rambo mofos. As a veteran of our great military, I tip my cap to you. Who knew the Surly faithful had such an arsenal? 😂

It’s Texas! That’s probably 1/100th of the capability. 😂

#18350
3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Please let there be a Urban/Herman pre game interview.

Post game would be better.

after Herman is fired

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