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#19951
1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Wouldn't that be some shit if he docusigns it from his cell phone. 

Made buying houses so much fucking easier

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#19952
5 minutes ago, Filet-o-fish said:

new and stuff. this site has been so addicting this week. y'all are incredible, insightful and hilarious.

We also fuck south austin’s mom (no rubbers at all)

#19953
Yes. This is why he hasn’t left yet.
also because he probably won't be able to sign anything until herman is officially fired, even if thats behind closed doors, which cant happen until baylor loses this.

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#19954
25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

400!!!!! Also, you are totally holding out on that brisket recipe. that looked amazing.

Never holding out. Dropped it earlier in this thread but my PMs are always open 

#19956
4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Hey now. Honest question. What if it was CDC who flew to LA from Austin? Meets with Urban. Now he flies to Houston to meet with BMDs. Maybe then to Dallas?

Fuck it.

Except he was in KS

#19957
Nothing can happen until ou loses. 
CDC can’t risk ousting Herman only to have it play out next weekend that Texas somehow makes the Conference Championship game and will have to show up with an interim coach. If that were to happen the repercussions would be devastating. 
I know it has virtually no chance of happening, but if you’re the AD and President of the University of Texas, you have take every precaution.
When ou is done fucking around and puts this game to bed, the final obstacle will have been crossed.
If Baylor pulls this off, I have no idea what the play would be.

If Urban is taking the job, I doubt he will fuck around and waste precious time before NSD1. I think we have closure on Urban by the end of the weekend.
#19959
5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Like it matters Urban is still in the studio. this changes nada. As far as I am aware.

This is true I just wanted to dance around my living room on a Saturday night celebrating.  I still think it’s done. Some of us just want to say that’s the flight. 

#19960
Just now, Rip76 said:

Especially if CDC’s word to Herman is “As strong as oak.”

Idk. Oak burns pretty well too

#19961
7 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

somebody is going to be running practice tomorrow

Sunday practice runs itself.  that's why its always the best practice of the week.

#19963
1 minute ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

also because he probably won't be able to sign anything until herman is officially fired, even if thats behind closed doors, which cant happen until baylor loses this.

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Especially if CDC’s word to Herman is “As strong as oak.”

#19964
3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 we have known each other a long ass time. This is happening.

That's exactly what I said to my wife right before we started dating

#19966
4 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

also because he probably won't be able to sign anything until herman is officially fired, even if thats behind closed doors, which cant happen until baylor loses this.

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You can sign and lawyers can hold signature pages. Wet ink or docusign. 100m or $25k doesn’t matter it’s common practice. But it may not be signed yet too.

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#19968
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Director of Sales for a logistics company. If y’all need to move some LTL or FTL freight, holla at ya boiiiii

Most common surly poster occupations. 
 

1-lawyers 

2-sales

17-doctors 

#19969
2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

 

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bonus points if you know they're the same actor :D 

#19974

Poster on IT said he was told CDC and Hartzell met with Urban in California yesterday.

#19978

If CDC has a press conference with Herman tomorrow or Monday announcing Herman is being let go, then you know we have Urban in the bag. If he doesn't, Urban isn't happening and we won't see any movement on Herman till after the KU game. Regardless, you guys need to relax. 

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#19980
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Y'all really think it is that easy? What am I saying? If you didn't want a challenge you wouldn't be UT football fans. Right? If you wanted easy, I am sure y'all know where to find it.

www.besthugecocks.com? 

#19983
If CDC has a press conference with Herman tomorrow or Monday, then you know we have Urban in the bag. If he doesn't, Urban isn't happening and we won't see any movement on Herman till after the KU game. Otherwise, you guys need to relax. 

Urban could happen tomorrow. Urban could happen next week. You, nor anyone else, knows shit about shit.
#19984
13 minutes ago, Filet-o-fish said:

new and stuff. this site has been so addicting this week. y'all are incredible, insightful and hilarious.

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#19986

It's Saturday night, I have a 12 pack of Blood & Honey, an ass pocket of whiskey/whisky, a can of Wolf brand, and some Fritos. Let's do this. 

#19987
3 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Most common surly poster occupations. 
 

1-lawyers 

2-sales

The two white collar professions best known for substance abuse happen to be the most common surly posters. Shocking 

#19988
2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Brian Steele

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This guy:

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... is Bill Munny. Who played Will Robinson.

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#19993
6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If CDC has a press conference with Herman tomorrow or Monday announcing Herman is being let go, then you know we have Urban in the bag. If he doesn't, Urban isn't happening and we won't see any movement on Herman till after the KU game. Regardless, you guys need to relax. 

If you don’t get Urban, why are you moving at all? Who realistically could aid this situation? Yeah we’d probably eat dog shit on the recruiting trail with Herman still at HC but there’s not a ton of proven options that justify change. We’d probably get better performance from our players in familiar systems next season rather than a new coaching staff that may or may not be better than what we have. CDC better hope he gets this bitch ass Meyer fellow after this circus. 

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#19994
5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The team plane landed at 6:47. This flight took of at 7:48. Plenty of time for CDC to fire Herman and then get on this flight to go pick up Urban when he gets off set. 

I like the cut of your jib.

#19995
2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


Urban could happen tomorrow. Urban could happen next week. You, nor anyone else, knows shit about shit.

He’s either alive, or he’s dead, the cops got him, or they don’t..

#19996
6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Most common surly poster occupations. 
 

1-lawyers 

2-sales

17-doctors 

You forgot our biggest swinging dicks, nurses.

#19997
9 minutes ago, troph said:

This is true I just wanted to dance around my living room on a Saturday night celebrating.  I still think it’s done. Some of us just want to say that’s the flight. 

You're pretty cool.

#19998
2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Oh snap! @rimbo is a sock of @nicole44. Mind blown gif 

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#19999
7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

737 from KS with team and presumably CDC landed at AUS at 6:53PM, and then this flight left AUS 7:48 and lands in Van Nuys at 8:20 PST. 

Game back on bitches.  Wanna play a game? 

#20000
7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If CDC has a press conference with Herman tomorrow or Monday announcing Herman is being let go, then you know we have Urban in the bag. If he doesn't, Urban isn't happening and we won't see any movement on Herman till after the KU game. Regardless, you guys need to relax. 

I agree with this take. We'll know by Monday morning more than likely. Nothing will happen tonight.

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