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#32451
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is that class of 1883? How the fuck did it take you 3+ years to figure out how to sign up, sir? To be clear, there are some legitimate imbeciles posting on here and even they solved the sign-up problem years ago.  Hell, one of those clowns is on this thread trying to move the campus of Northwestern 12 miles with his own special mental retard strength, apparently. 3 years? Wow. 

I feel there's a very painful necro-bump "your mom" 18 months into your future, CTJ.

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#32452
8 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Delicious 

Hey, Nice Danny Ric avatar!

#32453
3 minutes ago, wood said:

Alright y'all. Had to go do adult shit all day today so I have no idea what's happened since last night. 15 pages. Ho lee fuk.

So what's the dang deal? What'd I miss since the Burton update last night? Thanks in advance!

damn, what was the Burton update?

#32455
10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s called The Derka Rule.

 

Or maybe "The ShadowDerka Rule" ?

#32456
6 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

 

 

 

Blast from the past. There are a few bangers on that album. I still have the Cypress Hill/Pearl Jam song on my gym mix all these years later.

#32460
1 minute ago, bmbmd said:

 

Not ashamed to admit I love that song.  Fuck, I like disco, Donna Summer was Queen. 

#32463
24 minutes ago, wood said:

Alright y'all. Had to go do adult shit all day today so I have no idea what's happened since last night. 15 pages. Ho lee fuk.

So what's the dang deal? What'd I miss since the Burton update last night? Thanks in advance!

So that's code for...

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#32464
22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just because my favorite dance is the Mamba, I like Monty Python, I thought Cobra-Kai was cool in the Karate Kid, I have thrown Snake Eyes in Vegas, and I have a feather Boa means nothing. Shit, y'all read way to much into stuff. I would imagine though it would be difficult to assimilate if I were a snakewoman. 

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#32467

You're lucky that despite fucking around for several years, Newt210 or whatever the fuck your name is was somehow still available.

#32469
12 minutes ago, Baconboy said:

Eminent Domain. They can take anyone’s property. They have to pay for it, but they can take it.

My money is on UT’s lawyers.   

#32471
19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is that class of 1883? How the fuck did it take you 3+ years to figure out how to sign up, sir? To be clear, there are some legitimate imbeciles posting on here and even they solved the sign-up problem years ago.  Hell, one of those clowns is on this thread trying to move the campus of Northwestern 12 miles with his own special mental retard strength, apparently. 3 years? Wow. 

Solid clap back. Where does being high on Matt Campbell fall on the imbecile scale?

#32474

Lots of shitty videos from the night crew.  Still waiting for the good news that is supposedly on the wire.

 

#32477
7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

So that's code for...

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Holy shit. I wish! Been a while, what with the 'rona & all.

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#32480
6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is that class of 1883? How the fuck did it take you 3+ years to figure out how to sign up, sir? To be clear, there are some legitimate imbeciles posting on here and even they solved the sign-up problem years ago.  Hell, one of those clowns is on this thread trying to move the campus of Northwestern 12 miles with his own special mental retard strength, apparently. 3 years? Wow. 

Thank you for the warm welcome. Apparently the sign up process worked for lower functioning imbeciles and I didn't realize that I needed to just dumb down the process. Similar to how whales communicate via methods that make human speech appear retarded. You would understand that. I'm apparently down at your level now and signed up.  

#32482

So the night crew has decided to turn this thread into the Maxim version of I'de Pee In Her Butt tonight. 
Better than a McRib I suppose, but just slightly!

#32487
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Solid clap back. Where does being high on Matt Campbell fall on the imbecile scale?

Matt Campbell is not a good fit us!

#32488
53 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes for last 12 hours?

Sure. Here you go.                                        
 

 

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#32489
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Right after making your name on surly after a shitty restaurant. 

Too far.

#32491
33 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

 

I’m still lost on how a practice bubble sucks, it’s a bubble over a field seems pretty straight forward not much fancy needs to be added.

no barbershop

#32496
3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Matt Campbell is not a good fit us!

He thinks it's too much of a rebuild anyway.

#32498
9 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Markie Post had the best 80s television breasts. Fight me.

Daisy Duke and I will take you up on that.

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