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#32801
8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Christ it's gunna be near impossible to open this thread with anyone around today. 

Fair.  

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#32806

Is there a chance Urban could have been waiting on the Cowboys spot to unfold. We know that he wanted that job last year and given how bad they look this year, could he have been dragging his feet to see if they let McCarthy go after one season? Jerry just came out and said that McCarthy is coming back for next year, so I would imagine we would see some movement soon if that was a reason.

#32811

And here i thought the number of the beast would just roll off surlys back.  Or chin, as the case may be.

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#32814
42 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Yeah, I’m ready to see Nicole’s boobs too.

Nicole, after joining this thread:

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#32815

Anna Cherri on top...

Spoiler

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Haha, you degenerates!!

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#32816
56 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

F'n night crew leaves a job unfinished.  For crossing the T and dotting the I, I submit: 

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You forgot the other Morgan..... Brittany:

 

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#32817

Jan 1st:  tOSU loses CFP semi-finals in a heartbreaker...  

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Jan 2nd:  Mensa Fired !!!

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Jan 3rd:   URBAN BECOMES TEXAS HC

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#32831

Since I’m just a fly hanging around this thread for page 666......

You know when you know when this thread has gone rotten?

Really rotten?

Fruit flies.

Dirty little fruit flies.

Coming to feast on what's left.

Well, there isn't much left for you to feast on anymore.

So, fly off.

#32832
2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

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Fitlump could very well win a spot on the Austin City Council today, so apocalypse is fitting.  

#32834
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamac i made this thread a year ago so I demand a spot on page 666. all you fuckers who neg rep'd me in the very first post of this thread should NOT get a spot on page 666.

 

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#32840

"Introduction To Destruction"
Children of the beast embrace
To scorn and hate the FBS race
Consume the light that hugs the earth
And aid the womb in giving birth
To a group that will appear
And guide you through this final year
The dark armies then will come
When the sum is Surly One!

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#32841
15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Del Conte is the worst fucking gambler in the world. Jesus christ that fucking press release looks more stupid every day, god damn it

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#32849

If man is 5

If man is 5 

If man is 5

Then the devil is 6

Then the devil is 6

Then the devil is 6

Then Meyer is Seven

Then Meyer is Seven

Then Meyer is Seven

This Longhorn’s gone to heaven 

#32850
7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Only the fallen shall enter on page 666. 

Mandatory Big Dick Energy. 

 

Do we wait for the page to roll over, or submit now?

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