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#37652
2 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Lol Sark isn't worth 25 + mill in buyouts.ee057580560c65a6a8bf46e4b970eec8.gif

I have never seen this gif before. That’s pretty fucking cool

#37653
5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Did Auburn do the hat thing in reverse?

ESPN sat 3 defensive coordinators in front of Harsin and he picked Steele.

#37654
36 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

So you saying you like Herman?

No, but I like that he's a prick. It's partially why we're getting a new coach.

#37656

I'd be good with Sark. He's next on my non-UM list after Kelly, Mullen, and Campbell.

Would be surprised if Bryce Young left though. That part seems like bs. He's in line to start at Bama as soon as next year.

#37658
28 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Handicapping head coach possibilities:

Kelly 1:1
Sark 1.5:1
Meyer 4:1
Mullen 8:1
Elliott 20:1
Fickel 40:1
Franklin 50:1

Urban is way too low.

Edited by Ricky Butler

#37661
30 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Handicapping head coach possibilities:

Kelly 1:1
Sark 1.5:1
Meyer 4:1
Mullen 8:1
Elliott 20:1
Fickel 40:1
Franklin 50:1

Id put Meyer a little higher and Kelly about the same odds as Sark but other than that I agree. Mullen is pretty much out. 

#37662
Just now, Ultimate Failure said:

If you don't know how to use that word properly, simply don't use it.  No one will even notice.  HTH

Sorry. My University has me on a Bourbon Binge..... for the decade.

#37664

I really like the idea of Sark. We can hire him when Urban decides to transition to our head of football operations. 

#37665
1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Id put Meyer a little higher and Kelly about the same odds as Sark but other than that I agree. Mullen is pretty much out. 

Jesus. How in the Hell is Sarkisian even in this conversation. Dont believe this would be a step in the right direction at all. Correct me if im wrong. Fires at USC and Fired at Washington.

#37666
13 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Not to sure about this. Have you ever heard of Auburn. Coaching fired and a hire within two weeks. This makes no sense at all keeping Herman around.

You have no idea what you’re talking about if you’re pointing to Auburn. They’ve suffered a boatload of decommits and attrition this year, including some massive decommits right after Malzahn was fired before NSD1. 

#37667
1 minute ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Is that plane dropping like a thousand smoke grenades, or...?

Here is an article that explains the gif:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/amp34240046/airplane-makes-battleship-disappear/

tldr;  

  • The smoke screen is likely made from titanium tetrachloride, a corrosive liquid that reacts with air moisture.
#37668
1 minute ago, ckhorn said:

Jesus. How in the Hell is Sarkisian even in this conversation. Dont believe this would be a step in the right direction at all. Correct me if im wrong. Fires at USC and Fired at Washington.

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#37669
1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

You have no idea what you’re talking about if you’re pointing to Auburn. They’ve suffered a boatload of decommits and attrition this year, including some massive decommits right after Malzahn was fired before NSD1. 

Players still can opt out of there LOI also Bud. I guess it doesnt matter anyhoo. They would just step into the portal.

#37670
1 minute ago, ckhorn said:

Jesus. How in the Hell is Sarkisian even in this conversation. Dont believe this would be a step in the right direction at all. Correct me if im wrong. Fires at USC and Fired at Washington.

He wasn’t fired at UW. And he wasn’t fired at USC for performance - he resigned after showing up to work drunk - a lot. 

#37673
2 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Players still can opt out of there LOI also Bud. I guess it doesnt matter anyhoo. They would just step into the portal.

*their

#37674
Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

He wasn’t fired at UW. And he wasn’t fired at USC for performance - he resigned after showing up to work drunk - a lot. 

Okay, How is he in the conversation as the next Head football coach at the University at Fucking Texas. Beware at agents floating names out there to get them gigs for other openings. Thats all Im saying.

#37676
7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He wasn’t fired at UW. And he wasn’t fired at USC for performance - he resigned after showing up to work drunk - a lot. 

But, we've already got a drunk at HC

#37677

What if the cookie monster gets fired next year and one of the greatest recruiters of all time becomes the defensive line coach for Sark after Dark? Can you IMAGINE IT?! The spit on that microphone? Which poor ass surly is gonna get that job, cleaning that mic for $8 per hour? We'd have to rehire SALLY TO MAKE COOKIES!! OMG!!! Old times with even better recruiting!!! LHN could get real commercials!

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#37680
7 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

What if the cookie monster gets fired next year and one of the greatest recruiters of all time becomes the defensive line coach for Sark after Dark? Can you IMAGINE IT?! The spit on that microphone? Which poor ass surly is gonna get that job, cleaning that mic for $8 per hour? We'd have to rehire SALLY TO MAKE COOKIES!! OMG!!! Old times with even better recruiting!!! LHN could get real commercials!

Ed Orgeron Cookie Monster

Explain the corn dogs GIF to me, @Kurt Bowels. I don't get it

#37681
17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He wasn’t fired at UW. And he wasn’t fired at USC for performance - he resigned after showing up to work drunk - a lot. 

Dumbass meant "fired from a canon from Seattle to LA"

#37683
1 minute ago, Xian said:

Sark is not happening.  Look at his record. He has only won 9 games a year once. 

Don't pretend to know who Urban is going to hire as OC.

#37685
1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

1999 aggy bonfire bad

Cutty Sark > Kubiag

At least we'd have a few drunken performances on Rewind to look forward to

#37686
Just now, DFW Horn said:

Cutty Sark > Kubiag

At least we'd have a few drunken performances on Rewind to look forward to

Can you imagine how fucked up he would get if he could get his first 10 win season?

#37689
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Can you imagine how fucked up he would get if he could get his first 10 win season?

I imagine he'd get even more shit-faced if he can't match Fuckface's robust 63% W-L here after 4 years. 

#37690
14 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

 

 


BCUME

 

#4 TexAgs

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What they lack in self-awareness, they make up for in extreme hubris. 

They got aggy pegged.

Edited by DFW Horn
reading comprehension fail

#37691

Eagles declared for Draft, Alford (Xavier) entered portal, Overshown returning, Sam giving indications he might come back next year. Cross more names off Plan B list. 
 

That sum up today’s shit? The best news is this thread and board are hopping more than they ever have. While I hate trolls it’s a sign that the board is back...which is awesome! 
 

Meyer is the one. We will bring him to Texas. If we have to get really slutty with our money so be it! 

 

#37692
5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

 

 


BCUME

 

Holy shit... would love to see that criteria... looking at those 5 boards... which one does not belong..

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#37694
3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Holy shit... would love to see that criteria... looking at those 5 boards... which one does not belong..

HardcoreHusky sounds like a gay porn site. 

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom

#37696
5 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

HardcoreHusky sounds like a gay beastiality porn site. 

Fify, and yes there's something wrong with that

#37697
4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

In other words, when you hear Herm is gone, we've found our guy.  Auburn looks like shit right now.

Do they? Seems like they made a good hire.

Maybe we shouldn't be worried about looking like shit.

#37698
9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Meyer is the one. We will bring him to Texas. If we have to get really slutty                                   so be it! 

 

GIF by FirstAndMonday

 

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#37699
1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Handicapping head coach possibilities:
Kelly    no
Sark     no
Meyer   1:1 🤘
Mullen   no
Elliott     no
Fickel     no
Franklin  no

FIFY

                           🤘  IT'S FUCKIN' URBAN MEYER  🤘

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#37700
14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can you imagine how fucked up he would get if he could get his first 10 win season?

Are drunken Armenians> Croations coaching wise? I think we need to explore this possibility. Belichick and Saban have Croation ancestry and Sarkisian has to be Armenian?  Why has no one brought this up? 

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