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#37902
5 minutes ago, ousux said:

Sark HC, Rumlin OC

6th would be back to legendary status in no time..

Kiffin QB coach, Petrino co-OC, and Hugh Freeze recruiting coordinator and we're going to be winning all the games  bachelor parties.

Edited by Bevo14

#37903
3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Kiffin QB coach, Petrino co-OC, and Hugh Freeze recruiting coordinator and it's a party

We'd need Cleve back to ride herd on that bunch.

#37905
5 minutes ago, jofus said:

 


Futureman’s back door

 

And his face at insertion

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#37906
46 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

No need brotha. We will not be denied the dawning of Fisterman!

Even the planets have aligned to bring us out of the desert. All that is right about a Texas Longhorns football program re-ascendant to the Blue Blood ranks and the expectations that come with it, shall soon come to pass.

Urban to Texas is done. emoji869.png Hook'em

Longhorn Ragnarok is upon the Big 12.  
 

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#37909
2 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Jalen Green is still on the team? Who knew?

Other teams offensive coordinators.

#37910
24 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Kiffin QB coach, Petrino co-OC, and Hugh Freeze recruiting coordinator and we're going to be winning all the games  bachelor parties.

Bring in Mike Price for an analyst or advisory role.

#37912
45 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Kiffin QB coach, Petrino co-OC, and Hugh Freeze recruiting coordinator and we're going to be winning all the games  bachelor parties.

Art Briles can head up our Title IX compliance department.

#37913
26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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I'm cool with us being coached by some strippers and pornstars.

#37914
4 minutes ago, freyguy said:

I'm cool with us being coached by some strippers and pornstars.

I would prefer that over a wannabe playa, playa, pimpin, pimpin, big baller like thisspacer.png

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#37915

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

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#37918
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Well Jalen does have 2 shoulders that work properly so... 

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Shoulders are optional, ask Ossai

#37919
14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

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Brava

#37920
14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

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Where’s the Tylenol?!?!?!?!

#37921

If Sark is really out of the mix, and lack of head coaching experience is also a no, the shortlist is getting shorter fast: Mullen, Campbell, Kelly, Meyer. I refuse to acknowledge pro game coaches.

I still would bet Kelly because he was unhappy about the fact they almost dumped him a few years ago.

#37922
2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If Sark is really out of the mix, and lack of head coaching experience is also a no, the shortlist is getting shorter fast: Mullen, Campbell, Kelly, Meyer. I refuse to acknowledge pro game coaches.

I still would bet Kelly because he was unhappy about the fact they almost dumped him a few years ago.

Mullens out. Campbell, Kelly or Meyer. 

It's gonna be Meyer. 

#37923
Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one![emoji1598]
 
I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!
Where’s Urban Meyer?
Urban or Bust!
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Need to be real careful here, otherwise cousin Eddie will hop in his RV and go to UMs house and pull him and his wife out of bed for you too.

That’s not a good look. Gotta let it happen naturally.
#37924
34 minutes ago, freyguy said:

I'm cool with us being coached by some strippers and pornstars.

There is not a stripper or porn star alive that would be awake by noon on a Monday

#37926
5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

There is not a stripper or porn star alive that would be awake by noon on a Monday

This guy knows!

#37928
30 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Hey, if any of y’all are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one!🤘🏼
 

I’d like, Tom Herman, our head coach, brought from his “Tuesday” practice over near Belmont with all the other rich fuckers. I want him brought to Surly HQ with a big foam Hook’em hand stuffed in his mouth and I want to look him straight in his squirrelly eyes and I want to tell him what an underachieving, out of his depth, fraud, lying, four-flushing, plane crash causing, no friend having, dirt-eating, inbred, ignorant, Program sucking, player opt out causing, transfer portal inducing, CDC ass kissing, Mensa-less, dickless, hopeless, high blood pressure inducing, soon to be fatass, bad dancing, bubble gum popping, water bottle fondling sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah! Holy shit!

Where’s Urban Meyer?

Urban or Bust!

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#37929
16 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Need to be real careful here, otherwise cousin Eddie will hop in his RV and go to UMs house and pull him and his wife out of bed for you too.

That’s not a good look. Gotta let it happen naturally.

Exactly. No one needs to pull a cousin Eddie. There is no need. Urban is coming and Tom will be gone! 

Edited by Nicole44

#37930
There is not a stripper or porn star alive that would be awake by noon on a Monday

As long as they maintain the standard of being a championship Sunday practice team, they can’t be any worse.
#37931
25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If Sark is really out of the mix, and lack of head coaching experience is also a no, the shortlist is getting shorter fast: Mullen, Campbell, Kelly, Meyer. I refuse to acknowledge pro game coaches.

I still would bet Kelly because he was unhappy about the fact they almost dumped him a few years ago.

Have to think Mullen's out of the mix due to the show cause alone. I'd add Kubiak to the list even though I think that it's a wrong move for both Kubiak and Texas. 

#37932
51 minutes ago, freyguy said:

I'm cool with us being coached by some strippers and pornstars.

pics or it didn't happen.

#37934
2 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Heard from a connected media contact that the door is still open. Course we already know that, BDE and all. 

Can confirm. It’s open. 


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#37935
3 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Pro tip: don't watch any of the other ones besides peppers.

I enjoyed almost all of the episodes except the hairstyling one. That one was terribad. 

#37937
14 minutes ago, nnm said:

I enjoyed almost all of the episodes except the hairstyling one. That one was terribad. 

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#37944
17 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

One hundred more pages to go!

The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

#37945
1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

The thread may die before UM is named coach....the activity has slowed considerably. 

It will pick up significantly post Alamo-bowl and then again after the first two playoff games.

#37946
4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

It will pick up significantly post Alamo-bowl and then again after the first two playoff games.

We are T- 10 days away from CUM happening 

#37949

Wait...so some one is saying there's still a chance for Meyer?

Al Pacino GIF

#37950
16 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

Haven’t been in this thread much in the last week or on the shag much at all with work and deer hunting.

Anything happening other than that racist fuckstick, Daniel Figurelli, a former PwC Houston intern, coming in here and trolling around? Any news on urban or are we still in a HOLD pattern?

I thought the deer lease was where one picked up on the real down low?

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