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1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

Been out most of the evening. Did we get Meyer?

No?

Well, we will. 

BDE here (which will surprise my wife).

 

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Just now, BachelorTrek said:

 

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Is that covid vaccine?

11 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

That's not how this works. Once you're in, you're in. 

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24 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

That's not how this works. Once you're in, you're in. 

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Think people are slowly beginning to realize if Herman coaches the bowl game, he's here through next season.

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8 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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4 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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People on the site calling it BS. Dude has like 200 posts and hasn't posted shit since 2018. Plus, remember this... starting at min. 26.   

 

Got dumped by my 21yo girlfriend. Need somewhere to house this BDE

Sure. Urban’s “perfect perfect perfect” situation is the fucking Jags. 

SEAMS LUJIT

30 minutes ago, Horndog said:

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You can check out anytime you like?

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28 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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YOU LISTEN TO ME BUDDY

When I get thru cleaning this:

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I'm grabbing my suitcases

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and heading down to Austin to fart on Mensa

Sport GIFs & random things: Urban Meyer grabs his butt

And then I'm leading Texas to the Promise Land and leaving LIttle Nicky in the dust of college football lore 

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I WILL BE THE GREATEST!! I WILL BE THE GREATEST!!!

Urban Meyer: Penn State Pregame hype Ohio, State, Football, Urban, Meyer, Penn, Pregame, Hype, Espn, Big, Ten discover-urban meyer GIF

I cant wait to get my hands on a 4th and 5th trophy

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54 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

 

People on the site calling it BS. Dude has like 200 posts and hasn't posted shit since 2018. Plus, remember this... starting at min. 26.   

 

She is pretty emphatic about it.  Doesn't even leave a little wiggle room that he might coach NFL.

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

She is pretty emphatic about it.  Doesn't even leave a little wiggle room that he might coach NFL.

Right, so ask yourself: Who do you believe more -- some random poster on tigershit.com or UM's wife? 

cant wait for his wiki page to look something like this7e8fabbc3299039a6bebdb2a420f54b8.jpg

except my inspect element skills are trash it should say head coach oops

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Wait so Jacksonville has now secretly signed Meyer?

Damn so many secret hirings going on.

Also just like us Jacksonville has not fired their head coach.

19 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Right, so ask yourself: Who do you believe more -- some random poster on tigershit.com or UM's wife? 

Well the poster does have sauces...

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Well the poster does have sauces...

Well, for the record I just spoke with béchamel, velouté, espagnole, hollandaise, and tomato they are all in agreement, it will be Urban to Texas

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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jim ross the wrestling sooner who works for tony khan has been hinting about  a big move for the jags

:o

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Sure. Urban’s “perfect perfect perfect” situation is the fucking Jags. 

SEAMS LUJIT

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I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

2 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

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I’ve never posted about my sexual escapades in a message board before, but I can’t not share what I learned a couple weeks ago for the price of a cheap hotel room and a monthly subscription to Tinder.

All women are whores. 

My “source” is something very close and special to me. I don’t want to say anymore than that.

 

 

6 hours ago, millhouse said:

My wife is a Duck, im pretty sure if I show this to her I will be getting a huge ass canvas print of it for christmas.

At least you didn't marry an aggy unlike some of the goobers on here. 

5 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Well, for the record I just spoke with béchamel, velouté, espagnole, hollandaise, and tomato they are all in agreement, it will be Urban to Texas

Oh shit.

Here comes about 15 pages of sauce posts. 

Got dumped by my 21yo girlfriend. Need somewhere to house this BDE
Weird, pix of said GF are not showing up.
3 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

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15 hours ago, immamac said:

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Minor complaint, but is there a setting where when I hit “back,” it takes me to the bottom of the page I previously viewed instead of the top?

25 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Oh shit.

Here comes about 15 pages of sauce posts. 

First, you make a roux.

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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“The woman across the street has nothing on, all through the day”  

“you better watch out buddy, she’s gonna get you next” 😂

6 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Got dumped by my 21yo girlfriend. Need somewhere to house this BDE

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6 hours ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

cant wait for his wiki page to look something like this7e8fabbc3299039a6bebdb2a420f54b8.jpg

except my inspect element skills are trash it should say head coach oops

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4 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

CDC sharing this type of info with a woman is immediate grounds for termination. 

1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

@Nicole44 after reading that post

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Sploosh

56 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Oh shit.

Here comes about 15 pages of sauce posts. 

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8 hours ago, millhouse said:

My wife is a Duck....

I knew there were some weird fuckers on here, but this shit takes the cake.

Got dumped by a 21 year old girl friend? Did she find out about you and South Austin Mom?

4 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers:

Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. 
 

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

You sound like that Alamo aggy Moses Rose.

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1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Got dumped by a 21 year old girl friend? Did she find out about you and South Austin Mom?

She’s leaving him for SA’s mom.  She has BDE.....and all the dicks. 

5 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I knew there were some weird fuckers on here, but this shit takes the cake.

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4 hours ago, AlamoAnon said:

My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.

Translation:  My side piece was trying to get some extra BDE out of me for our last fling of the year.

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