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2 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

I didn't even quote you. What is this?

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3 minutes ago, sidis said:

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it is amazing how subject this board is to believing random ass people coming on here and making up a bunch of vague shit that their random "buddies" who were "on the call" told them but it somehow hasn't made it out to legitimate outlets.  i suppose that's what us being 2-7 against fucking tcu will do.  FUCK it has been a long, shitty decade.  

desperation is a powerful emotion

34 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

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Price: $6,950,000
Property Type: Residential
Property Style: Mediterranean
Beds: 6
Baths: 8
Square Feet: 10,198
Garage: 4
Area of Town: RN
Lot Size: 1.004
MLS #: 1252025

Please tell me this is Herman's house on the market...

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Sooo the enchiladas are baked?

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Please tell me this is Herman's house on the market...
It looks like his house.
34 minutes ago, troph said:

legit source.  those guys are super connected to austin real estate gossip.

Is it Kuper Sotheby's? An exec is family and I could reach out. 

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1 minute ago, cdain3 said:
2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:
Please tell me this is Herman's house on the market...

It looks like his house.

I don’t think it is. 

what if "bust" is Patterson?

8 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

I just took a shit and it bares a striking resemblance to Urban Meyer. It is done. 

finally a hard (or soft) lead

 

22 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

This comes up every time there is a coaching search. It is simply a bureaucratic formality thing that the new coach will not "officially" be the coach until the posting requirement is met. It will absolutely not stop anything from moving forward.

 

Posting:

We're looking for a head football coach.

Requirements:

At least 3 national championships from two separate coaching institutions and more than 186 career wins.

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Please tell me this is Herman's house on the market...

I thought it was chuck's.

Nvm, my memory is shit. 

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28 minutes ago, Stannis said:

For what it's worth, I heard mostly the same thing bolded above from a buddy who knows.

Was it Melisandre?  I'm on board with you and her birthing a shadow baby to remove all obstacles to hiring Meyer if that's what it takes. Herman, Shelly Meyer, CDC, a contrarian regent, or futureman's anus, I don't give a fuck who has to die, just get Urban to Austin. 

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8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Please tell me this is Herman's house on the market...

It’s not.

14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What does streets house have to do with this?

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20 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

We need to create "Insider Scoop" index/database/whatever. Any time anyone says something like "the final offer was sent today" etc..., we alert whoever is responsible for this "Insider Index" or whatever, and they enter the username and the"information provided." Then whenever they come on here next time with some type of scoop, we can access the index and see what they're batting. 

@Machinator WE NEED YOU!!!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how did you rank Herman when it was announced that he was our new head coach four years ago?

Please don’t neg me for asking a dumb question, but what is the beef between Meyer and Herman?  Meyer really doesn’t like Herman? 

Futureman knows CUM is coming to Texas. He just wants to fist his ass for everyone. 

How has nobody figured this out? 

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how did you rank Herman when it was announced that he was our new head coach four years ago?

I have a lot of ex-girlfriends I thought were great at first.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how did you rank Herman when it was announced that he was our new head coach four years ago?

My take was: "I think he's going to piss a lot of people off and I think he's going to win a lot of football games"

I'll take batting .500 there.

I knew he’d do better than CS, but I also watched as he dropped a lot of games at UH that he shouldn’t have.
 

So... underwhelmed but slight improvement.

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sooo the enchiladas are baked?

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Someone up north might think those are enchiladas.

3 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

Please don’t neg me for asking a dumb question, but what is the beef between Meyer and Herman?  Meyer really doesn’t like Herman? 

Nobody does.

13 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

Is it Kuper Sotheby's? An exec is family and I could reach out. 

how the hell would I know, I just wanted to jump in to the fray.

23 minutes ago, sidis said:

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it is amazing how subject this board is to believing random ass people coming on here and making up a bunch of vague shit that their random "buddies" who were "on the call" told them but it somehow hasn't made it out to legitimate outlets.  i suppose that's what us being 2-7 against fucking tcu will do.  FUCK it has been a long, shitty decade.  

Thank you, Simone.

10 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

Please don’t neg me for asking a dumb question, but what is the beef between Meyer and Herman?  Meyer really doesn’t like Herman? 

Meyer met Herman

I owe my company money at this point
I'm YEARS down that rabbit hole




23 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sooo the enchiladas are baked?

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Now I want some Los Dos Amigos

52 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:
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Price: $6,950,000 Property Type: Residential Property Style: Mediterranean Beds: 6 Baths: 8 Square Feet: 10,198 Garage: 4 Area of Town: RN Lot Size: 1.004 MLS #: 1252025

That looks familiar....

Huston Street ...

ETA: Beaten to the punch. But yeah, what does his house have to do with this. He selling it to Urby?

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8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how did you rank Herman when it was announced that he was our new head coach four years ago?

I thought we fucked up the first hire of an ex-Urban assistant.  No way we would screw it up again.

In all honesty, I was excited.  I was worried after watching UH play that year though.  There were some real boneheaded losses. 

My insider who is in near constant telepathic contact with the lizard people tells me that the negotiations are really close. The money is agreed upon but the bedazzled capes that Meyer wants on the new uniforms is causing some pushback among the traditionalists. If everyone will Tweet CDC in support of the capes I think that will push it through.

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Not sure if this is related but Zach usually knows what’s going on in the coaching world.

 

We need to hire UM ASAP and end this thread. If I see more Kristy Swanson pics, I just might make a map of Hawaii on my monitor at work. Who will pay for the new monitor? What if someone sees me? You guys don't give a crap about me. 

Just now, Fug said:

Not sure if this is related but Zach usually knows what’s going on in the coaching world.

 

It was posted on Twitter seconds before you posted it here. Spill the beans, Zach.

1 minute ago, Fug said:

Not sure if this is related but Zach usually knows what’s going on in the coaching world.

 

Has to be either us or Harbaugh getting canned.  Can't believe Michigan would do that before the tOSU game.  Or maybe the news will be that game is cancelled.

 

16 minutes ago, HillaryFan420 said:

Please don’t neg me for asking a dumb question, but what is the beef between Meyer and Herman?  Meyer really doesn’t like Herman? 

Negged

1 minute ago, Fug said:

Not sure if this is related but Zach usually knows what’s going on in the coaching world.

 

Get your affairs in order. Get your mind right.  

17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how did you rank Herman when it was announced that he was our new head coach four years ago?

10. I was pumped. And wrong. 

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3 minutes ago, Fug said:

Not sure if this is related but Zach usually knows what’s going on in the coaching world.

 

Perfect way to end no nut november...

29 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sooo the enchiladas are baked?

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Where did you get this?  What is it called? 

3 minutes ago, Ryno said:

It was posted on Twitter seconds before you posted it here. Spill the beans, Zach.

Full transparency, I’ve just been refreshing Twitter too much and not doing enough actual work. I am not pulling an @OnAComputer

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1 minute ago, bmbmd said:

Where did you get this?  What is it called? 

Dart Bowl enchiladas

1 minute ago, bmbmd said:

Where did you get this?  What is it called? 

Dart Bowl enchiladas.  RIP.

Where did you get this?  What is it called? 

Uhh Dart Bowl Cheese Enchiladas.
3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Has to be either us or Harbaugh getting canned.  Can't believe Michigan would do that before the tOSU game.  Or maybe the news will be that game is cancelled.

 

They are not going to cancel tOSU/Michigan two weeks before the game.

8 minutes ago, Mole said:

My insider who is in near constant telepathic contact with the lizard people tells me that the negotiations are really close. The money is agreed upon but the bedazzled capes that Meyer wants on the new uniforms is causing some pushback among the traditionalists. If everyone will Tweet CDC in support of the capes I think that will push it through.

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