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1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


Same. CTJ told me.

Same here, literally just a little while ago.

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44 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I never could get the hang of Tuesdays...

It’s simple

15 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Thanks for the heads up.  Since  we are all gonna die tomorrow I’ve booked the next flight to Vegas, cash advanced $250k on the CCs, and bought a pound of coke. See you guys on the other side...


do this.

20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Thanks for the heads up.  Since  we are all gonna die tomorrow I’ve booked the next flight to Vegas, cash advanced $250k on the CCs, and bought a pound of coke. See you guys on the other side...

They sell coke in keys. I don't believe you. 

Someone needs to edit thread title to [Heating up from page 120]
Someone needs to edit this thread to Not Shit is Hot

We need another tweet, flight info, porta potty intel, or someone paged at the airport soon. My koolaid is getting stale.

someone on orangebloods just posted about a level 3 source. anyone have a sub there?

17 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

Are you the late Arthur Dent?

It's sort of a threat, you see.

16 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


Someone in Texas might think they’re enchiladas topped with fried eggs. And that such a combination is fucking delicious.

I used to have the chili and eggs at the old Night Hawk years ago.  Good stuff!

28 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Thanks for the heads up.  Since  we are all gonna die tomorrow I’ve booked the next flight to Vegas, cash advanced $250k on the CCs, and bought a pound of coke. See you guys on the other side...

A pound? What are you, a woman?

You ever eaten habeneros?
I assure you, some shit is extremely hot.
I have Reapers and Ghost Peppers... I know Hot Shit and this ain't it.
8 minutes ago, pops said:

They sell coke in keys. I don't believe you. 

I beleive they sell coke in any answer over $60 to the question "how much do you want?"

2 minutes ago, austintiger said:

someone on orangebloods just posted about a level 3 source. anyone have a sub there?

“Says a big 12 basketball coach is telling people the announcement is coming tomorrow. His friend is tight with the coach.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am choosing to believe this. Atleast until Wednesday”

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1 minute ago, austintiger said:

someone on orangebloods just posted about a level 3 source. anyone have a sub there?

I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow Ketch to spend my hard earned dollars on honey buns and buckets of fried chicken (he just eats the skin), I’m not an enabler. I think @satyanash might be pro diabetes though?

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to derail, but this plane has my interest. Took a trip from St. Augustine, FL to Austin on Saturday before going over to Los Angeles later that day (specifically to Van Nuys, which is ~15 miles from Fox's studio/Hollywood and known as a go-to airport for celebrities and other discreet travelers). It's scheduled to fly back to Austin tonight. 

That plane is "blocked," meaning its tail number, owner, etc. are hidden from the public on FlightAware. It's a Dassault Falcon 900 though, which is a $3.5MM+ jet that isn't produced in Camry-like numbers -- the FAA registry shows there are roughly 45 of them registered to TX-based owners (number drops to about 25 total if you only include those in the "blocked" category).

Just cherry picking, but one of those blocked F900s is owned by Cardinal Capital Partners, a real estate PE shop in Dallas founded/led by a UT alumnus of the name Gil Besing. Another is owned by a company called Green Longhorn Air LLC. I'm sure some BMDs could probably be unearthed using the FAA registry and Google if one were so inclined. 

Wheels up, btw...

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1 minute ago, CashMcCoy said:

“Says a big 12 basketball coach is telling people the announcement is coming tomorrow. His friend is tight with the coach.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am choosing to believe this. Atleast until Wednesday”

A big 12 basketball coach?  Bob Huggins is in the know.

4 minutes ago, austintiger said:

someone on orangebloods just posted about a level 3 source. anyone have a sub there?

Level 3 is like I read this on another board 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow Ketch to spend my hard earned dollars on honey buns and buckets of fried chicken (he just eats the skin), I’m not an enabler. I think @satyanash might be pro diabetes though?

That’s not fair to ketch.  He eats the meat too

53 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said:


UT does business with Jet Linx. Doesn’t have to be a donor’s plane.

from the japanese dub of giant?

47 minutes ago, immamac said:

@closetojumping is the exact same person as closetojumping on the old site. That is all I will confirm as I take everyone's privacy pretty seriously. 

Oh come on, it’s so obvious he’s also @closetohumping, didn’t even really try to hide it.

Just now, MAUFRAIS said:

from the japanese dub of giant?

ISWYDT. Bravo.

Just now, closetohumping said:

That’s not fair to ketch.  He eats the meat too

He blends it into a smoothie with a scoop of lard so he can consume it faster

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we are getting Urban. He likes pizza, we like fried eggs on food items that don’t normally have fried eggs on them. It’s a marriage made in heaven 

I love this shit. Keep it coming guys. Bs or not I need more sauces(sources) right into my veins!

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Gave you a like BUT I’ve seen that too many fucking years in a row with three boys who all LOVED trains. What a fucking beat down. Only movie we watched more was Cars and I actually liked that one.
5 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

“Says a big 12 basketball coach is telling people the announcement is coming tomorrow. His friend is tight with the coach.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am choosing to believe this. Atleast until Wednesday”

me and @JesusSweatDuck at midnight

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[mention=429]closetojumping[/mention] is the exact same person as closetojumping on the old site. That is all I will confirm as I take everyone's privacy pretty seriously. 
I'm a different person on every site on the internet because why is this even a fucking topic?

Did I skip some bullshit?
1 minute ago, Snacks said:

I'm a different person on every site on the internet because why is this even a fucking topic?

Did I skip some bullshit?

Just some rube accusing me of having socks. 

I just took a level three dump so I can confirm, Urban Meyer to Austin is a sure thing.  Announcement will come out on Tuesday.

 

“5 and 12 remember those numbers...and you didn’t hear it from me”

Comment from the OB thread....I read similar last night. 

All we can do is pray.

10 minutes ago, wood said:

Wheels up, btw...

Which one of you heading to Bergstrom to scope out Urban hopping into a Limo?

3241d320a8a7fc23bcd66d201115bd5e.jpgthis brings it all together 
we are getting Urban. He likes pizza, we like fried eggs on food items that don’t normally have fried eggs on them. It’s a marriage made in heaven 
I'd be all over that.

I’m not going to get any sleep tonite. Lol. This is pretty much the most excited I have been about UT football in a decade. 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dude I love these coaching searches. I’m so fucking addicted to reading anything and everything about them. 


Wait 'til we have an actual vacancy!

3 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

“5 and 12 remember those numbers...and you didn’t hear it from me”

Comment from the OB thread....I read similar last night. 

All we can do is pray.

Five years - $12M per.  We already “know” this

I’m not going to get any sleep tonite. Lol. This is pretty much the most excited I have been about UT football in a decade. 
May not happen for a while, but i am also interested in what may happen tomorrow or later this week.
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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
I’m not going to get any sleep tonite. Lol. This is pretty much the most excited I have been about UT football in a decade. 

May not happen for a while, but i am also interested in what may happen tomorrow or later this week.

Tomorrow should be interesting regardless. 

“5 and 12 remember those numbers...and you didn’t hear it from me”
Comment from the OB thread....I read similar last night. 
All we can do is pray.

#12 is retired....


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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not going to get any sleep tonite. Lol. This is pretty much the most excited I have been about UT football in a decade. 

How you doin’

Did I mention I resemble late 90s Mack?

I want to hear more crazy Tom stories. 

8 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

“5 and 12 remember those numbers...and you didn’t hear it from me”

Comment from the OB thread....I read similar last night. 

All we can do is pray.

You’re right, we didn’t hear it from him...we read it on TFB and IT and Surly and FCB denying it on 247 

 
If
Imagine
Expect
Think

What is his handle on this website?
4 minutes ago, texasfight2025 said:

Five years - $12M per.  We already “know” this

no see the surprise is, it's 12 years at $5m per

CDC really knows how to work 'em

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

How you doin’

Did I mention I resemble late 90s Mack?

pregnant with wins?

41 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Az/Mexico...meh same difference

A little racist.

 

20 minutes ago, wood said:

Wheels up, btw...

Which of you assholes is going to head out to ABIA with a telephoto lens?

 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not going to get any sleep tonite. Lol. This is pretty much the most excited I have been about UT football in a decade. 

That is just sad.  But I get it.

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

How you doin’

Did I mention I resemble late 90s Mack?

 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to hear more crazy Tom stories. 

Daaamn. Friend-zoned!

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