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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It sucks does it not? So many of y’all posters are married so imagine trying to date during a fucking pandemic. This board feels like speed dating though soooo it’s not all bad. 

Hey we’re not all married! I’ve got a place in Sonora so maybe we could meet up at the Shoneys in San Angelo. And forget about the 44 waist comment, I’ll start working out. 😄

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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This thread turned real weird

we all have a hard on for UM. and Nicole is here...

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lol. Well I am single sooooo. COVID has been great for the dating. Not. 

I thought you were married to a fellow poster on this board. I swore you posted that before.

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm confused. Are we talking about the dude that used to host Fear Factor or is there somebody noteworthy named Joe Rogan?

Both

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

we all have a hard on for UM. and Nicole is here...

Harder than nine dick dog.....

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lands in like 2 hours 

 

 

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Shouldn’t that be Flight #12x5

41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow Ketch to spend my hard earned dollars on honey buns and buckets of fried chicken (he just eats the skin), I’m not an enabler. I think @satyanash might be pro diabetes though?

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3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm confused. Are we talking about the dude that used to host Fear Factor or is there somebody noteworthy named Joe Rogan?

The guy with the most listened to podcast on the planet?   Yeah,  same guy

Just now, Horn80 said:

Harder than nine dick dog.....

Though it was hornier than a double dick billy goat?

For real though which one of you is driving to Bergstrom tonight

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10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It sucks does it not? So many of y’all posters are married so imagine trying to date during a fucking pandemic. This board feels like speed dating though soooo it’s not all bad. 

Post a pic of your chili and we will decide. 

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought you were married to a fellow poster on this board. I swore you posted that before.

She got tired of her shit.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

diabetes cheesecake GIF

Ripperoni 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Imagine being stuck at home with a spouse during the pandemic.

 

So far it's been a blast.

2 minutes ago, 936horn said:

For real though which one of you is driving to Bergstrom tonight

This you slackers!

29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dude I love these coaching searches. I’m so fucking addicted to reading anything and everything about them. 

It’s all about the anticipation of the big announcement. The moment we show the world we’re not a bunch of limpdick has beens and wannabes. That Texas returns to its rightful throne. That coupled with the very real fear of failure and embarrassment on a national scale is what makes the corching search so titillating. 

If we really think that’s possibly him coming from CA via private jet and I mean for real - I’ll partner up with someone to go out there and sleuth it. Needs to be someone who knows how to get around the Richy-Rich parts of ABIA because while I’m surly 10% I’m not a surly oligarch. Not sure I have much to offer other than the figurative balls to say let’s do it but some times that’s all you fucking princesses need.

1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

u would be surprised how often this happens

kurt angle fought his boss vince mcmahon in a drunken rage

brock lesnar fought mr perfect on the same fight in the same drunken rage  

brock lesnar is one of the biggest humans on this planet & it took the entire plane to stop him from opening the door in the air 

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9 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought you were married to a fellow poster on this board. I swore you posted that before.

Divorced. Yes was married to a fellow poster. I guess I got custody of the surly? 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Divorced. Yes was married to a fellow poster. I guess I got custody of the surly? 

You couldn't find a decent lawyer?

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Divorced. Yes was married to a fellow poster. I guess I got custody of the surly? 

Was it @NowThis ?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Divorced. Yes was married to a fellow poster. I guess I got custody of the surly? 

Congrats

3 minutes ago, troph said:

If we really think that’s possibly him coming from CA via private jet and I mean for real - I’ll partner up with someone to go out there and sleuth it. Needs to be someone who knows how to get around the Richy-Rich parts of ABIA because while I’m surly 10% I’m not a surly oligarch. Not sure I have much to offer other than the figurative balls to say let’s do it but some times that’s all you fucking princesses need.

I’ll just fly my beech over there and taxi around a bit. I can probably get there in an hour. 

Close friend of mine works at Atlantic, where the private flights come in at Bergstrom. I’ll try to get the scoop from him later but they have strict protocols now after what happened when Saban came to town years ago. 

Just now, theBigHen said:

Close friend of mine works at Atlantic, where the private flights come in at Bergstrom. I’ll try to get the scoop from him later but they have strict protocols now after what happened when Saban came to town years ago. 

Well, there’s that Signature next door that they might pull into as well.

12 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Though it was hornier than a double dick billy goat?

Stay on the Urban hire boys, if it harelips everybody on Shoal Creek

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8 minutes ago, troph said:

If we really think that’s possibly him coming from CA via private jet and I mean for real - I’ll partner up with someone to go out there and sleuth it. Needs to be someone who knows how to get around the Richy-Rich parts of ABIA because while I’m surly 10% I’m not a surly oligarch. Not sure I have much to offer other than the figurative balls to say let’s do it but some times that’s all you fucking princesses need.

It’s not ABIA main.  You need to go to the south terminal.  It’s by the giant furniture store.  5-6 different charter companies fly out of there.  No need for a telephoto lens, you can walk right the fuck into most of them.

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1 minute ago, SDG said:

Was it @NowThis ?

Hell no. But I bet when we get Urban he’ll reappear for the fisting thing with @futureman

this board is gonna crash tomorrow isn’t it?

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

I’ll just fly my beech over there and taxi around a bit. I can probably get there in an hour. 

Now we’re talkin. Just tell the tower that you’re ghost rider requesting a fly by. When they say negative, the pattern is full, ask them who’s down there. They’ll say the pattern is full with CUM and we will have the story that destroyed the internet.

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Well, there’s that Signature next door that they might pull into as well.

Isn't there a third one on the other side of the airport?

5 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Close friend of mine works at Atlantic, where the private flights come in at Bergstrom. I’ll try to get the scoop from him later but they have strict protocols now after what happened when Saban came to town years ago. 

 

5 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Close friend of mine works at Atlantic, where the private flights come in at Bergstrom. I’ll try to get the scoop from him later but they have strict protocols now after what happened when Saban came to town years ago. 

No they don’t.  I’ve flown Atlantic 5 times in the past year.  

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It’s not ABIA main.  You need to go to the south terminal.  It’s by the giant furniture store.  5-6 different charter companies fly out of there.  No need for a telephoto lens, you can walk right the fuck into most of them.

I figured it was south term. I’m not going alone. Fuck that. I’m old and sitting at home drinking French wine by the fire with tennis reruns on right now. This is my beautiful life. One of you talkers has to man up.
 
Oh, good. The incoming flight chatter has started. 

Has anyone checked to see if Gil has a Twitter?
7 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I’ll go. The plane will beat me there by an hour though.

I’m in Friendswood, we’ll head up.

2 minutes ago, troph said:


I figured it was south term. I’m not going alone. Fuck that. I’m old and sitting at home drinking French wine by the fire with tennis reruns on right now. This is my beautiful life. One of you talkers has to man up.

Lol.  That's funny.  I nominate you and Nikki.

No they don’t.  I’ve flown Atlantic 5 times in the past year.  

Well you’ve obviously graduated from the Mail room.
Just now, Poolflood said:

Lol.  That's funny.  I nominate you and Nikki.

She cray. No way. 

7 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Close friend of mine works at Atlantic, where the private flights come in at Bergstrom. I’ll try to get the scoop from him later but they have strict protocols now after what happened when Saban came to town years ago. 

Can someone explain what happened at ABIA with Saban for those of us who weren't following the situation as closely back then?

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Just now, GTX Horn said:

Can someone explain what happened at ABIA with Saban for those of us who weren't following the situation as closely back then?

He came. We saw. He spook. He fly away. He win championship again at bama

2 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

 

No they don’t.  I flown Atlantic 5 times in the past year.  

4 minutes ago, troph said:


I figured it was south term. I’m not going alone. Fuck that. I’m old and sitting at home drinking French wine by the fire with tennis reruns on right now. This is my beautiful life. One of you talkers has to man up.

Man we need to party! My night consists of sipping Jameson’s while listening to U2.

If Nicole gets knocked up out of this deal, the kid better be named Lil' Urban.

I shoot blanks now, but I am willing to try.
Just now, GTX Horn said:

Can someone explain what happened at ABIA with Saban for those of us who weren't following the situation as closely back then?

Which part?  The having him paged part?  Or the stalking the private planes part?

Just now, immamac said:

He came. We saw. He spook. He fly away. He win championship again at bama

And we got fucked.

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