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Stallion was on N. Lamar, not Burnet.  Yeller gravy for the win.

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Just now, Hook1997 said:

There is now way these things happen on the same day. 

I would love to see Urban walk in one door as Herman is escorted out the other one. Then some rent a cop security guard takes Herman's keys to the building and hands him his cardboard box full of shit and send him packing as the sounds of the media and fans going wild over Urban echo in his greasy little ears.

1 minute ago, Tailgate said:

Crown & Anchor

Dervin was my roommate a million years ago. 

2 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:
36 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:
Best burger joint in Silsbee, TX. GO. 

Is Dippity's in Lumberton still open? That was my jam back in the day. A double and an order of onion rings.

Hamburger Depot is pretty good too.

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Price: $6,950,000 Property Type: Residential Property Style: Mediterranean Beds: 6 Baths: 8 Square Feet: 10,198 Garage: 4 Area of Town: RN Lot Size: 1.004 MLS #: 1252025
Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fun Fact: the last futureman interaction on this thread was 5 hours ago 

He’s probably, uhm, loosening up I’d guess

It's allll tied together. You just have to look closely, for a long time, with your eyes a little crossed ... like with those subliminal poster thingies that were popular back in the 90s.

We are holistic in that way...and cats
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Charcoal House in San Angelo. Burgers, fries and the best steak fingers ever. They also had the best BBQ sauce I have ever tasted. 

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2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

I would love to see Urban walk in one door as Herman is escorted out the other one. Then some rent a cop security guard takes Herman's keys to the building and hands him his cardboard box full of shit and send him packing as the sounds of the media and fans going wild over Urban echo in his greasy little ears.

Then after CDC introduces him, Urban steps up to the mic and says "Ok, cool.  Hook 'em!"

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That may be the coolest thing that has happened in this whole thread. So far. Fuck I am out of rep too. 

You need to Tree Fiddy that shit Nicole. 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fun Fact: the last futureman interaction on this thread was 5 hours ago 

went to pick up some KY

2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

He’s probably, uhm, loosening up I’d guess

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Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days
Yeah. People ask me what's changed about Austin, and I tell them we no longer have an aversion to pretension.
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fun Fact: the last futureman interaction on this thread was 5 hours ago 

So we got that goin' for us...

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5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Stallion was on N. Lamar, not Burnet.  Yeller gravy for the win.

My dad bought a booth from the Stallion at auction when it closed down and put it in our kitchen.  

1 minute ago, TexMexBuddha said:
4 minutes ago, ousux said:
Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days

Yeah. People ask me what's changed about Austin, and I tell them we no longer have an aversion to pretension.

Dallas owns that crown.

Just now, Your Mom said:

My dad bought a booth from the Stallion at auction when it closed down and put it in our kitchen.  

look at this rich guy!  talkin' bout having a kitchen!

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fun Fact: the last futureman interaction on this thread was 5 hours ago 

Oh fuck.  So Futerman was on the plane and will be announced tomorrow as the new coach?  No wonder he knew it wouldn't be Urban.

La Tapitia on Anderson Mill has some of the best breakfast tacos around.  1.50 with cheese and one is plenty. 

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it is amazing how subject this board is to believing random ass people coming on here and making up a bunch of vague shit that their random "buddies" who were "on the call" told them but it somehow hasn't made it out to legitimate outlets.  i suppose that's what us being 2-7 against fucking tcu will do.  FUCK it has been a long, shitty decade.  
Then they go back to texaggy and link their triumphant troll
26 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ll not turn down whataburger, Dan’s, P Terry’s, players (RIP), in and out, TN (RIP), shake shack, I’m sure a bunch of others but no way on the major chains. Anyone with Wendy’s and BK or McD’s on the list just needs to go home and fist themselves.

RIP Players, indeed.  Loved their fajita nachos and the burgers were great too.

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The fuck happened to this thread?

A wave of Austalgia has washed over it

27 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

I’m going as quick as I can. 
 

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Holy shit I''m right behind you

 

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Had never had shake shack till they put one in Minute Maid park. Damn good burger, but nothing beats whataburger, nothing remotely close. Double meat whataburger with cheese, bacon, jalapeños and grilled onions. Wish they would bring the A1 thick n heart back

6 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:
9 minutes ago, ousux said:
Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days

Yeah. People ask me what's changed about Austin, and I tell them we no longer have an aversion to pretension.

That's well put. I struggle to describe how Austin has changed. That's pretty spot on. It's not as pretentious as the West Coast or NYC, but it doesn't actively stiff-arm that pretense like it used to, either.

Give me the burger at Casino with the buffalo sauce, whatever it's called.

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9 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Keller’s on Harry Hines, #5

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Keller’s is one of my favorite spots on Earth. They will deliver you multiple beers while you sit in the driver seat and you can just drive away. Also whoever mentioned Herd burgers knows what’s up. 

7 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You need to Tree Fiddy that shit Nicole. 

Yeah.

Maple and Motor is also a good burger joint. 

8 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, TejasPedro said:
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Overpriced af, but thats what Austin has become these days

Supply meet Demand.

You can buy that house much cheaper in Kansas City or Houston or Oklahoma City. But then you own a nice house in any one of those God awful shit cities.

There’s an entire fucking forum for this shit you guys know that right

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Had never had shake shack till they put one in Minute Maid park. Damn good burger, but nothing beats whataburger, nothing remotely close. Double meat whataburger with cheese, bacon, jalapeños and grilled onions. Wish they would bring the A1 thick n heart back

I will always be ready to pour one out for the A1 Thick n Hearty. 

Just now, Duane Moore said:

RIP Players, indeed.  Loved their fajita nachos and the burgers were great too.

A wave of Austalgia has washed over it

Players at 2am with the deep fried Nachos covered in a mound of real cheese with jalapenos and a giant chocolate shake was some good shit.  Now you all got me thinking about that and with all the burger talk on this thread I am wanting a GM Steakhouse cheeseburger with a side of fries covered in cream gravy.  Damn I miss the days of young persons metabolism.

Just now, 936horn said:

There’s an entire fucking forum for this shit you know that right

Yes... jeez.  I’ll be back in the AM.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Holy shit I''m right behind you

 

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Is Albuquerque directly over the flight path between LA and Austin?

 

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12 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Stallion was on N. Lamar, not Burnet.  Yeller gravy for the win.

Just wanted to see if anybody was paying attention!  Good job!

13 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Keller’s on Harry Hines, #5

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Absolutely.  This guy has knowledge 

I still think a Pete's taco from Maudies - drowned in salsa - is the best breakfast taco in town.

Holy shit I''m right behind you
 
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Aren't skies clear in Austin tonight?
Just now, RGBIII said:

Is Albuquerque directly over the flight path between LA and Austin?

 

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ATCer was an OU fan

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Supply meet Demand.

You can buy that house much cheaper in Kansas City or Houston or Oklahoma City. But then you own a nice house in any one of those God awful shit cities.

Just think what that kind of $$$ buys in Alabama!

one of those dudes at player's leaned out of that hole and said to me "hey, you know how to get a sorority chick to suck your dick?  cover it in ranch!"

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2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm confused. Are we talking about the dude that used to host Fear Factor or is there somebody noteworthy named Joe Rogan?

He hosted fear factor and now has the most popular podcast in the world. Recently signed a $100m deal with spotify and moved to the estates on Lake Austin at the end of cuernavaca. He also calls UFC fights and does some stand up comedy. The bit about the Bruce Jenner cutting his dick off is some of his best work.

Edited by CenTex Hill Billy

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Holy shit I''m right behind you

 

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Be careful man. There's a ghost in there with you.

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Supply meet Demand.

You can buy that house much cheaper in Kansas City or Houston or Oklahoma City. But then you own a nice house in any one of those God awful shit cities.

Yep but people on the coasts say the same about Texas.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I still think a Pete's taco from Maudies - drowned in salsa - is the best breakfast taco in town.

I love it but best it is not. It’s like a world class frozen Owens breakfast taco. 

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