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2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

That dude is in the cockpit. Like a boss.

with a high ball full of scotch and water and the gansta lean workin'

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9 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

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Anyone good enough to figure our the map in the upper right corner....

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

The monitor is showing their own flight tracker. Clearly a nod to surly horns and the flight aware contingency 

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

image.jpeg.3c27bc87a3deb812ba6432c19a309016.jpegCan’t you tell?  These men are working on it. 

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2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

That is a screenshot from Turner's commitment video. 

15 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

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Not to sound rude or ungrateful, but what are we supposed to glean from this, exactly? 

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

Not to sound rude or ungrateful, but what are we supposed to glean from this, exactly? 

Fuck if I know I was just fixing the dude's link

16 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

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initiate Wing Attack Plan R

Just now, Chili dog said:

Not to sound rude or ungrateful, but what are we supposed to glean from this, exactly? 

That it's better to fly commercial than in a crappy bizjet.

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Has it been discussed already what Randolph Duke’s punishment will be if Texas hires Meyer? 

Isn’t being Randolph Duke punishment enough? 

It is officially 12:01 on 12/1...a Tuesday. Fire Herman Hire Urban...Today!

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So, you telling me that we sent a hipster in red skinny pants and a guy with a cowboy hat and a Ferrari golf polo to seal the deal?

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

So, you telling me that we sent a hipster in red skinny pants and a guy with a cowboy hat and a Ferrari golf polo to seal the deal?

Why not?  Our most famous alum wears burnt orange 3-piece suits.

RGL's latest 2 tweets since I saw people asking upthread. 

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36 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


Doesn’t seem so bad
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She definitely is a piece, I'll give you that...

25 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Anyone good enough to figure our the map in the upper right corner....

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1 minute ago, DenverHorn said:

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Sigh. What could have been.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

RGL's latest 2 tweets since I saw people asking upthread. 

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4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

He's a tosu troll... takes one click to check their bio and post history. 

I'm about 65% sure the town on the GPS map is Round Rock.

55 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above

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No no no he said “bmds” and that jet clearly shows these are mmds at best.

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

also also also, y'all are a bunch of amateurs if you don't know the glories of mayonnaise

Mayo or mustard? Fuck you, I'm having both.

But did you read Ms Meyer’s tweet complimenting someone for offering her unlimited use of his trampoline?

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's a tosu troll... takes one click to check their bio and post history. 

OMG, yeah. This guy can't have an IQ much higher than about 80.

If Urban Meyer is EVER coming back to coach again, it would be to Texas....now!

I'm getting impatient and need to go to bed. Someone airmail Shelley a case of Kahlua.

If you had one chance to bring it home for the longhorn nation, you had one shot at impressing Mrs. Meyer with the best Tex-Mex Meal Austin has to offer. Where you taking her and what are you ordering?
These are my top picks 
Matt’s El Rancho- Large Bob and Old Fashioned Brisket Tacos

Enchiladas y Mas -Cunado’s Special

 

Had to reupload it. This is HFD's pic linked above
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I mean outside of the fact that he’s dead, why the world are we sending Bum Phillips to go fetch Urban Meyer?
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4 hours ago, Mikey4 said:
4 hours ago, GTX Horn said:
Can someone explain what happened at ABIA with Saban for those of us who weren't following the situation as closely back then?

When things were basically as heated as they are now, someone had Nick Saban paged at ABIA as a prank.

That was my idea, and some poster did it almost immediately, and minutes later local Austin radio was talking about it. That day is right up there with the birth of my children and ahead of my wedding.

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

Why do I feel like tomorrow will leave me like the Christmas where I wanted an Atari and got a three piece suit made out of denim?

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5 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Isn't there a third one on the other side of the airport?

Millionair is there as well I think.  All three are next to each other. 

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It sucks does it not? So many of y’all posters are married so imagine trying to date during a fucking pandemic. This board feels like speed dating though soooo it’s not all bad. 

Try doing it in Longview fucking Texas. Dating sucks in this town even without a pandemic going on. Being 40 with no kids doesn’t help in a small town apparently lol

4 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Last year when I was in Florida I went to DQ and tried to order tacos and a chicken and dumplings.  They looked at me like I was on crack.  Turns out they only sell that in TX.  Then I got back to TX and tried to order an Orange Julius.  Same look.  WTF is wrong with DQ?

Wait, they have Chicken & Dumplings at DQ? BTW, they sell Orange Julius at the Burnet Rd DQ.

44 minutes ago, wood said:

Wait, they have Chicken & Dumplings at DQ? BTW, they sell Orange Julius at the Burnet Rd DQ.

At least here in the Tyler area they do - Lindale TX store

Next time I'm in Austin I'll have to go by there.  It's rare these days, but I used to live in Liberty Hill and know the area.  Thanks!

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6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Mustard.  That's it.  I'd rather fist myself than put mayo on anything. 

Man, I'm pretty damn anti-mayo, myself.  But if my options are burger w/ mayo on it or a fist up my ass; I'm gonna choke down mayo on a burger.  

I don't recognize anyone in that pic

6 hours ago, CTC2 said:

So, you telling me that we sent a hipster in red skinny pants and a guy with a cowboy hat and a Ferrari golf polo to seal the deal?

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I don't recognize anyone in that pic

Pretty sure the guy on the right is supposed to be Urban. Bum Phillips is apparently alive, and is the BMD up in the corner there.
5 hours ago, UncleBuck said:


I mean outside of the fact that he’s dead, why the world are we sending Bum Phillips to go fetch Urban Meyer?

Dude, Bum Phillips? That's Boss Hogg.

None of those are Urban, why the fuck are we looking at this

You think surly needs a reason to circle jerk over some old dudes in a private jet?
also dead

CDC is pulling out all the stops, my friend.
4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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Different movie, but same genre:

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6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Isn’t being Randolph Duke punishment enough? 

No, because his presence also continually punished us. 

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