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Just now, Mikey4 said:
4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:
Yes, the "blocked" plane I was tracking yesterday (that went Austin --> LA --> Austin) is now set to touch down in Columbus, OH at 3:00 p.m. local time. 

Sorry to be a fucking idiot, but what's in LA? Is Urban there?

Fox pregame 

Just now, BradInATX said:

The only booze I won't drink due to massive overconsumption one New Year's Eve in my early 20s. The nasty sugary taste is worse on the way back up. That stuff is the Devil's juice.

My college freshman blackout drink of choice.

CHIEF

the F900 is a badass bird reserved for TOP MEN

note: this morning it flew from bergstrom to pittsburgh on the way to columbus.

who had to be picked up in pittsburgh?

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I thought your dumbass had me on ignore? Do you think about me fucking your wife? You must touch yourself thinking about me, I swear to God. Your obsession is beyond strange. 

 

Why the stop in Allegheny County, PA before going to Columbus?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ok that looks legit as fuck...looks like a couple stops in Pittsburgh too?

I overlooked the date. Plane is still in Austin at the moment, flight to Columbus is set for 3:00 p.m. local tomorrow (not today - edited my OP). Correct there's one quick pitstop in Pittsburgh showing up in the planned flight log. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I thought your dumbass had me on ignore? Do you think about me fucking your wife? You must touch yourself thinking about me, I swear to God. Your obsession is beyond strange. 

I do have you on ignore. But Im avoiding work and decided to play a game of whether or not you'd said something monumentally stupid, and lo' and behold I just wont $500 from myself. You're as predictable as Tom Herman in the red zone. 

Also, way to in no way respond to the actual point, because you can't. Because it's fucking stupid. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I do have you on ignore. But Im avoiding work and decided to play a game of whether or not you'd said something monumentally stupid, and lo' and behold I just wont $500 from myself. You're as predictable as Tom Herman in the red zone. 

Also, way to in no way respond to the actual point, because you can't. Because it's fucking stupid. 

Right. You have me on ignore, but you just had to see what I say. Ok, cuck. 

8 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yes, the "blocked" plane I was tracking yesterday (that went Austin --> LA --> Austin) is now set to touch down in Columbus, OH at 3:00 p.m. local time. 

Would be an awesome troll job if some Big Cigar is fucking with everyone by sending his plane to these locations.

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HipHop beat me to it. Haha.

It was always a long shot but I was really hoping we’d see Herman fired today as a sign that Urban was in the boat. Getting a little late now and if he makes it through today I don’t see anything happening until after the game Saturday. Going to be a long week. 
 

3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:
Yes, the "blocked" plane I was tracking yesterday (that went Austin --> LA --> Austin) is now set to touch down in Columbus, OH at 3:00 p.m. local time. 

Sorry to be a fucking idiot, but what's in LA? Is Urban there?

Yes.  Urban is in LA Friday through Sunday.  Looks like we would have flown out there to meet with him - and may be meeting with him in Columbus on Weds.

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Which of you Surly 1% 'ers chartered this flight just to fuck with us?

Is it pulling a Fire Herman banner?

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6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yes, the "blocked" plane I was tracking yesterday (that went Austin --> LA --> Austin) is now set to touch down in Columbus, OH at 3:00 p.m. local time. 

Edit: Touch down is at 3:00 p.m. tomorrow. Plane is still in Austin.

It’s flying to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh is in Pennsylvania. Gritty is from Pennsylvania

 

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ITS HAPPENING

2 minutes ago, Keef said:

Why the stop in Allegheny County, PA before going to Columbus?

To pick up our QB for next year,  Ben Roethlisberger!

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

But why the layover in Pittsburgh?

Grab a Primanti Brothers sandwich?

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Based on the food choices on this board,  Southern Comfort is likely only consumed on special occasions like Weddings or Thanksgiving Dinners. 

Lol. I have to admit, your holy war against the general surly palette is one of the most unexpected and exciting things to have come out of this thread for me. I'm looking forward to, nee expecting, you to continue this crusade on the food and travel board and generally continue to excoriate this forum on what I assume is rampant obesity and diabetes for years to come. Don't let me down, Newy.  

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ok that looks legit as fuck...

Sorry if this has been explained 100 pages ago but do the Meyers still live in Columbus? I would assume they do and Urban commutes to the studio in Fox each weekend. Wasn't the assumption last night that Urban (and perhaps Shelley) were on the flight from LA to AUS last night for an early-morning meeting at UT?

I’m about 15 pages behind. This shit happen yet?

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

That's some damn impressive work. On his way to go grab Pantoi and Marotti obviously. 

and maybe a bowl of "bean stew"(as I was corrected on) to go.

Just now, C-Man said:

Sorry if this has been explained 100 pages ago but do the Meyers still live in Columbus? I would assume they do and Urban commutes to the studio in Fox each weekend. Wasn't the assumption last night that Urban (and perhaps Shelley) were on the flight from LA to AUS last night for an early-morning meeting at UT?

Yes, Urban's primary home is still in Dublin, OH, right outside of Columbus. 

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

That's some damn impressive work. On his way to go grab Pantoi and Marotti obviously. 

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I'll believe anything positive at this point

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

The only booze I won't drink due to massive overconsumption one New Year's Eve in my early 20s. The nasty sugary taste is worse on the way back up. That stuff is the Devil's juice.

Wow - small world.  I was 18, in the USAF in England, and drank a full bottle on top of all the beer I had been drinking all day.  4 day hangover, likely alcohol poisoning.  To this day I can't even stand to smell southern comfort.  I can't even drink Dr Pepper because it reminds me too much of SC.

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Based on the food choices on this board,  Southern Comfort is likely only consumed on special occasions like Weddings or Thanksgiving Dinners. 

From the fast food snob, not surprised 

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

I overlooked the date. Plane is still in Austin at the moment, flight to Columbus is set for 3:00 p.m. local tomorrow (not today - edited my OP). Correct there's one quick pitstop in Pittsburgh showing up in the planned flight log. 

First thought was a quick chat with Matt Canada (Pitt QB coach) or Teryl Austin (former DC for Meyer at UF), but Steelers play Ravens tomorrow at 3:40p ET.  On NBC.

Perhaps they need to empty the latrine and Allegheny is as good a place as any.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Grab a Primanti Brothers sandwich?

And to grab some fries with gravy and cheese from The O!

5 minutes ago, Xian said:

Anyone on the pitt football staff have connections to urban?  College or pro? 

He's clearly grabbing Matt Canada from the Steelers to be his OC. 

Looks like we're picking up Mike Tomlin and Bill Cowher on the way back. Fuck yeah.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sorry if this has been explained 100 pages ago but do the Meyers still live in Columbus? I would assume they do and Urban commutes to the studio in Fox each weekend. Wasn't the assumption last night that Urban (and perhaps Shelley) were on the flight from LA to AUS last night for an early-morning meeting at UT?

Think he lives in Colorado actually IIRC. But has a restaurant in Colombia...also his son in law (and I’m sure a house)

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Grab a Primanti Brothers sandwich?

And to grab some fries with gravy and cheese from The O!

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8 minutes ago, Keef said:

Why the stop in Allegheny County, PA before going to Columbus?

Quick stop for some voter fraud.

39 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Herman was given the following contract in 2018:

 

FY 2019: $5,750,000
FY 2020: $6,000,000
FY 2021: $6,250,000
FY 2022: $6,500,000
FY 2023: $6,750,000

 

That's $31.25 million dollars. He's getting all of it for only having coached two years. That's $15.625M/year for the two season he coached before getting fired for sucking.

Paying Urban $12M/year looks like a fucking bargain comparatively.

Someone that had his contract in the other thread saidwe only pay $5MM per year for buyout. Not the whole salary.

16 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yes, the "blocked" plane I was tracking yesterday (that went Austin --> LA --> Austin) is now set to touch down in Columbus, OH at 3:00 p.m. local time. 

Edit: Touch down is at 3:00 p.m. tomorrow. Plane is still in Austin.

well fucking done!

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Looks like we're picking up Mike Tomlin and Bill Cowher on the way back. Fuck yeah.

Drop Cowher off in Houston.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Quick stop for some voter fraud.

This is a dangerous game to be playing on the Football board.

 

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Quick stop for some voter fraud.

Exactly the same thought I had.  Sad really.  But timely.

My sources tell me the plane is stopping in PA so the people on board can reenact some scenes from The Deer Hunter. 

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I had to google to make sure Shawn Watson was not still at Pitt.  All clear.

Meyer is still on tOSU payroll as Assistant AD, so probably goes without saying he would have some housekeeping to do on that front with tOSU admins if he were to take a HC job at another university. 

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yes, Urban's primary home is still in Dublin, OH, right outside of Columbus. 

I'm sure he has a bad ass house, but if you go on Realtor.com and look at the other houses in the neighborhood for sale it isn't a pretty picture. Just the aesthetics alone would make me want to move.

CHIEF

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is a dangerous game to be playing on the Football board.

 

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Yawn

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is a dangerous game to be playing on the Football board.

Like this thread can't get anymore fucked up.

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