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18 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I’m negging any and all cheese puns. You’ve been warned. 

Got dammit ... and I had like 27 of 'em sitting here ready to go.

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7 hours ago, immamac said:

Gotta do what we can to get new blood here. That's just good twitter game. 

Yea then you have to call off the dogs or no one stays cause some people here nag anything a new person says....   

UT would be using an alum’s plane, not a private plane service. Just asked and was confirmed in that regard.

So are we getting Urban again?   Round 3 of Shelly drunk tweeting and tracking flights again?

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3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I can't believe I'm still checking this thread.

I know.  FML.

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Like this thread can't get anymore fucked up.

I know. It's pretty fucking great, right?

39 minutes ago, Keef said:

Why the stop in Allegheny County, PA before going to Columbus?

Gritty.

Are there any airplanes that anyone knows of?

15 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Yea then you have to call off the dogs or no one stays cause some people here neg anything a new person says....   

I think we all know who you mean. Let's just say his first name rhymes with prick.

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10 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Seems equally plausible that Jet Linx (the operator of the plane in question) has a KCMH hangar but not one at KOSU or there is some other logical reason they might be obligated to fly into KCMH. Perhaps Urban might not want to fly into KOSU given the reason for his visit / the general circumstances?

Just seems like a silly basis for dismissing a plane that has taken a very unique path (AUS --> LA --> AUS --> COL) that largely lines up with the timeline of speculated events. 

Why are you leaving out PIT? 

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hey I was wondering if Chrissy Amphlett is still alive - can anyone help me out?

All I know is Limburger fucked her.  

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

UT would be using an alum’s plane, not a private plane service. Just asked and was confirmed in that regard.

So what’s your plane doing today CTJ?

6 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

@derpyhorndog do you have access to view prior flight history? Is this a common lane for this plane? 

You can pay for the history of flights for the plane. Furthest back we can see is last Wednesday, it flew from Austin to St. Augustine.
Then on Saturday flew from St. Augustine to Austin with a very short layover then on to Los Angeles. 

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I can't believe I'm still checking this thread.

Really? I think the coaching search threads are the most entertaining aspect of the football program over the last 10 years.

I just can't decide if the kool-aid tastes better in this thread or the annual summer practice reports that have us looking like the 2001 Miami Hurricanes.

9 minutes ago, Eggo said:

But can you tell me why it isn't bourbon? 

Because Jack Daniels didn't want it to be.  There's no technical reason for it not to be but it isn't.  It is also trash.  Gentlemen Jack isn't bad but still isn't good.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

UT would be using an alum’s plane, not a private plane service. Just asked and was confirmed in that regard.

A cigar timeshare on a jetlinx contract is "an alum's plane".

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NSIAP, but these are the two Pittsburgh Panther staffers who I identified as having potential ties (one strong, other tenuous):

  • Adam Caltury, Director of Recruiting - Served as a recruiting assistant under Meyer at tOSU; his current role at Pitt is the same one Mark Pantoni had at tOSU while Meyer was there (recruiting program coordinator)
  • Michael Stacchiotti, Strength & Conditioning Coach - no ties to tOSU or any of Meyer's former HC stops, but Stacchiotti is an Ohio native (and a pretty well-respective S&C coach based on some quick digging); same role as Marotti, equally strong Italian name; was on Fickell's inagural staff at Cincy
2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

All I know is Limburger fucked bleu her.  

you missed the chance for the amazing double cheese pun

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Because Jack Daniels didn't want it to be.  There's no technical reason for it not to be but it isn't.  It is also trash.  Gentlemen Jack isn't bad but still isn't good.

Isn’t all whiskey bourbon but not all bourbon is whiskey?

Man if I was beyond wealthy and could fly my personal jet around to mess with a cfb message board, I would.

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Because Jack Daniels didn't want it to be.  There's no technical reason for it not to be but it isn't.  It is also trash.  Gentlemen Jack isn't bad but still isn't good.

How does it go?

"A bad bourbon by any other name...."

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Isn’t all whiskey bourbon but not all bourbon is whiskey?

Other way around.  Bourbon requires 51% corn.  All Bourbon is Whiskey but not all Whiskey is Bourbon

2 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

NSIAP, but these are the two Pittsburgh Panther staffers who I identified as having potential ties (one strong, other tenuous):

  • Adam Caltury, Director of Recruiting - Served as a recruiting assistant under Meyer at tOSU; his current role at Pitt is the same one Mark Pantoni had at tOSU while Meyer was there (recruiting program coordinator)
  • Michael Stacchiotti, Strength & Conditioning Coach - no ties to tOSU or any of Meyer's former HC stops, but Stacchiotti is an Ohio native (and a pretty well-respective S&C coach based on some quick digging); same role as Marotti, equally strong Italian name; was on Fickell's inagural staff at Cincy

derpyderpderp

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Other way around.  Bourbon requires 51% corn.  All Bourbon is Whiskey but not all Whiskey is Bourbon

Gotcha. I always get it backwards 

15 minutes ago, wood said:

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

And the most important lesson we can learn from The Wheel Of Morality on this movie is:

 

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Other way around.  Bourbon requires 51% corn.  All Bourbon is Whiskey but not all Whiskey is Bourbon

Also required to be distilled in the US and aged in new, charred oak barrels. Sounds a lot like how Jack Daniels makes their whiskey...

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Gotcha. I always get it backwards 

For example, Scotch is Whiskey, but not Bourbon

57 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yes, the "blocked" plane I was tracking yesterday (that went Austin --> LA --> Austin) is now set to touch down in Columbus, OH at 3:00 p.m. local time. 

Edit: Touch down is at 3:00 p.m. tomorrow. Plane is still in Austin.

Why the stop in Pittsburg and then flying to Cincinnati?  Are we getting Fickell as DC?

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Also required to be distilled in the US and aged in new, charred oak barrels. Sounds a lot like how Jack Daniels makes their whiskey...

There are also manufacturing guidelines to make it officially “bourbon.”  Jack is filtered over charcoal which is a bourbon no-no

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

For example, Scotch is Whiskey, but not Bourbon

I'm more surprised our resident Surly alcoholics haven't been pointing this out more 

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

For example, Scotch is Whiskey, but not Bourbon

Scotch is whisky, no "e."

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17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

UT would be using an alum’s plane, not a private plane service. Just asked and was confirmed in that regard.

Perhaps in the past? If they’re trying to be more discreet about the happenings especially with a coach under contract wouldn’t this be the best route?

Urban Meyer as HC.

Coach Boom as DC. 

Mike Leach as OC.

Bruce Feldman live on Finebaum ( SEC Network) right now!!!

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Bruce Feldman live on Finebaum ( SEC Network) right now!!!

What’s his favorite burger?!?!

 

3 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Scotch is whisky, no "e."

 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

There we go

Yeah yeah yeah

Bruce Feldman live on Finebaum ( SEC Network) right now!!!

AND????
4 minutes ago, texasfight2025 said:

There are also manufacturing guidelines to make it officially “bourbon.”  Jack is filtered over charcoal which is a bourbon no-no

There's nothing in the bourbon regulations that prevents charcoal filtering. 

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Bruce Feldman live on Finebaum ( SEC Network) right now!!!

What did we miss? They’re talking about Tennessee currently. 

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Just now, Eggo said:

There's nothing in the bourbon regulations that prevents charcoal filtering. 

 

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https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201201/0000Z/KVNY/KAUS

there is now a 21-minute hop on the flight plan from columbus to suburban cincy.   very interesting.

tomorrow's flight plan looks like this:

AUS 0830 - 1211 AGC (old inner-city airport 5mi SE downtown pittsburgh)

AGC 1430 - 1501 CMH (90-minute layover in CMH)

CMH 1600 - 1621 LUK (old inner-city airport 2mi E downtown cincinnati)

the next stop on the flightplan is the moneyshot

31 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Pitt is joining the Big12.

Conference realignment talk not going away. 

i've been in meetings since 10, is Chrissy Amphlett alive Urban Meyer coming?

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