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2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

 

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Jim Beam uses charcoal filtration. Jim Beam is bourbon.

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201201/0000Z/KVNY/KAUS

there is now a 21-minute hop on the flight plan from columbus to suburban cincy.   very interesting.

tomorrow's flight plan looks like this:

AUS 0830 - 1211 AGC (old inner-city airport 5mi SE downtown pittsburgh)

AGC 1430 - 1501 CMH (90-minute layover in CMH)

CMH 1600 - 1621 LUK (old inner-city airport 2mi E downtown cincinnati)

the next stop on the flightplan is the moneyshot

So we're going after Fickell instead?

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What did we miss? They’re talking about Tennessee currently. 

Talking about Herman and Texas right now

Edit:  Mentions working with Urban, his health issues, and competitive.  Says CDC respected -- not sure how it will end up yet.

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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What’s his favorite burger bourbon?!?!

FIFY keep up we debating booze now.

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Jagermeister is mine

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Its fluid  piss

 

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What did we miss? They’re talking about Tennessee currently. 

he's just regurgitating the article that he posted recently...

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201201/0000Z/KVNY/KAUS

there is now a 21-minute hop on the flight plan from columbus to suburban cincy.   very interesting.

tomorrow's flight plan looks like this:

AUS 0830 - 1211 AGC (old inner-city airport 5mi SE downtown pittsburgh)

AGC 1430 - 1501 CMH (90-minute layover in CMH)

CMH 1600 - 1621 LUK (old inner-city airport 2mi E downtown cincinnati)

the next stop on the flightplan is the moneyshot

Picking up UM's son? for the presser?

8 minutes ago, texasfight2025 said:

There are also manufacturing guidelines to make it officially “bourbon.”  Jack is filtered over charcoal which is a bourbon no-no

You've got this backwards - bourbon whiskey does have standards, and Jack Daniels and Dickel both meet them. However, those style themselves as "Tennessee Whiskey" because they are made in Tennessee and use a charcoal steeping step called the Lincoln County Process.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Its fluid.

Bourbon or whisky?

Just now, 936horn said:

Its fluid  piss Jack Daniels bourbon

 

This tread is the clinical definition of ADD.  

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

You've got this backwards - bourbon whiskey does have standards, and Jack Daniels and Dickel both meet them. However, those style themselves as "Tennessee Whiskey" because they are made in Tennessee and use a charcoal steeping step called the Lincoln County Process.

Is that anything like the Cleveland Steamer? 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

And there's the sign of the new, unknown troll looking to set up maximum disappointment in a fanbase. 

But... but... Sydney... he went to all the trouble of using that clever, double entendre nom de plume.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Some sooner I know says Herman gets shit canned tomorrow. He won’t say much more

how would this sooner know?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Some sooner I know says Herman gets shit canned tomorrow. He won’t say much more

Because that sentence contains all the words he knows?

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So Urban or Nah?

43 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So something like.... the contract guys/AD reps go out on Saturday to LA to meet with Meyer, wrap Sunday. Deal with paperwork with Fox on Monday and fly back. Then the same plane heads to Pitt  (maybe to get Urban Meyers lawyer or agent) and then to Columbus to meet and sign off tomorrow afternoon...

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So you're saying step 6?

15 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Scotch is whisky, no "e."

This man knows how to drink.

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

how would this sooner know?

rumor thieves 

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1 minute ago, victory88 said:

how would this sooner know?

and why do you know any sooners

Edited by TexasGolf

19 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Really? I think the coaching search threads are the most entertaining aspect of the football program over the last 10 years.

I just can't decide if the kool-aid tastes better in this thread or the annual summer practice reports that have us looking like the 2001 Miami Hurricanes.

This is the most action on Surly since the season began I think.  It was a ghost town for a while.

Now I am having a hard time keeping up with the hamburger comparisons, bourbon critiques, cheese puns and one hit wonder obituaries on the Urban Meyer thread.

If this isn't what you come to Surly for, then that is a YOU problem man.

Now I have to work for a few hours so I can spend the rest of the night reading the history of why Jack Daniels isn't a bourbon while following random aircraft across the country.

Just now, Drew said:

So Urban or Nah?

You will row the boat and you will like it! 

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I'm all in on the game theory now. If it was a non-starter we'd know. Shit is quiet. It's happening.

Feldman talked briefly about Urban (still has health problems), then talked about CDC liking James Franklin and then moved on to Matt Campbell.


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4 minutes ago, stork642 said:

This tread is the clinical definition of AIDS.

 

1 minute ago, kwood4408 said:

Feldman talked briefly about Urban (still has health problems), then talked about CDC liking James Franklin and then moved on to Matt Campbell.


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I've got a buddy who is a high-up in a big time Dallas firm. Alum, season ticket holder, kids go to Texas, pals around with some big money--the whole deal. Very connected. He says he has no idea what's going on.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Does he live in Cincinnati?

Currently on the football team at Cincy.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Some sooner I know says Herman gets shit canned tomorrow. He won’t say much more

OU sucks.  I won't say much more.

Just now, THUJONE said:

I'm all in on the game theory now. If it was a non-starter we'd know. Shit is quiet. It's happening.

It's too quiet.  No one is saying shit.  Meyer hasn't said shit.  The entire football program is on pins and needles since no one in the AD is giving them any sense of comfort.  I'm going to drink the kool aid.  They have been flirting for damn near 2 months and if the offer is out with what Meyer wants, then I don't know how he doesn't accept.  He's had two month to think about his health, talk to family, have conversations with assistants.  This shit has to be happening....

Feldman talked briefly about Urban (still has health problems), then talked about CDC liking James Franklin and then moved on to Matt Campbell.


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He don't know shit.
18 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Cincy? 

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24 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Man if I was beyond wealthy and could fly my personal jet around to mess with a cfb message board, I would.

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@Telegraph_it

20 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

For example, Scotch is Whiskey, but not Bourbon

Nope.

Scotch is Whisky, Bourbon is Whiskey

🥃

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:
  5 minutes ago, stork642 said:

This tread is the clinical definition of AIDS.

the good kind or the bad kind?

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

I've got a buddy who is a high-up in a big time Dallas firm. Alum, season ticket holder, kids go to Texas, pals around with some big money--the whole deal. Very connected. He says he has no idea what's going on.

Earth Shattering News 

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201201/0000Z/KVNY/KAUS

there is now a 21-minute hop on the flight plan from columbus to suburban cincy.   very interesting.

tomorrow's flight plan looks like this:

AUS 0830 - 1211 AGC (old inner-city airport 5mi SE downtown pittsburgh)

AGC 1430 - 1501 CMH (90-minute layover in CMH)

CMH 1600 - 1621 LUK (old inner-city airport 2mi E downtown cincinnati)

the next stop on the flightplan is the moneyshot

Only staffers that may be of interest are Dan Enos who is the RB coach and was with Saban recently. 

Greg Gillum who is Chief of Staff and worked at Ohio State until 205. 

Mitch Marotti who is Operations & Video Assistant currently and seemingly the son of Mickey. 

1 hour ago, Keef said:

Why the stop in Allegheny County, PA before going to Columbus?

Mike Tomlin will be DC

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

 Very connected. He says he has no idea what's going on.

So . . . not very connected.

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I've got a buddy who is a high-up in a big time Dallas firm. Alum, season ticket holder, kids go to Texas, pals around with some big money--the whole deal. Very connected. He says he has no idea what's going on.

I don’t believe him. 

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