Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

You were actually serving that "Hombre" (or similar) $1-a-bottle tequila? Whoa!

I think it was 3bucks a bottle and I don’t recall the brand. Maybe El Horribe 

  • Replies 43k
  • Views 4.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Who else? 

920x920.jpg

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


You are close but not exactly on the mark. You just described the eating patterns and resulting health consequences of my father. Watching my father eat himself into an early grave shaped my view on food and health. Beyond that motivation I have become obsessed with smoking my own meat (deer, elk I’ve personally hunted). My wife is obsessed with vegetables we grow ourselves (limited due to the climate in Colorado) and the food we make tastes so much better than all of this fast food shit.  

Food I grow is fantastic but uglier than the stuff in stores.  But at least I know what's on 'em.  

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Well, at least our line would be stout.

Too slow my friend, too slow

Just now, theBigHen said:

If we end up with anyone on this list, lord help us. 

I'd rather have Ash as HC over that list.

@closetojumping, I've seen @Sydney Cartoonswing a golf club (gave him the set he has ), you'd need money than a single to get through a round with him.

Edited by Waterboarder
Fucking weird ass autocorrect

If y'all didn't hear, OU has some coaches out with COVID, so stoops was at practice helping to coach the team.

19 minutes ago, Loather said:

what I would call a less than serious appearance

image.png

His mother loves him.

COVID is making a run through the team including some starters. Woulf a canceled KSU game speed this up?

6 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Larry with an update...

 

 

Texas might have a covid outbreak? 

 

o1bKqwLm_x96.jpg
 
COVID hit Texas football?
 
👀

I kind of want this to be true just so I can believe his predictions about Meyer. 

3 hours ago, stork642 said:

All I know is Limburger fucked her.  

Well getting into her pants was a bries

Covid hitting would be the icing on this shit filled diarrhea cake 

8 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

COVID is making a run through the team including some starters. Woulf a canceled KSU game speed this up?

Cancel it. Fuck it. Would anyone care at all? Make sure Herman ends on a L. 

Edited by PassiveAggressiveCoach

While we're throwing around ridiculous names, how about Petrino? He'll at least bring his own nurse. 

7 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Larry with an update...

 

 

Texas might have a covid outbreak? 

 

o1bKqwLm_x96.jpg
 
COVID hit Texas football?
 
👀

Gerry Hamilton posted that "several key players didn't practice today due to COVID purposes."

It's on some other boards too so Larry could easily just be repeating it from elsewhere

CDC is playing fucking 3D chess and Herman is the opponents king. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Covid hitting would be the icing on this shit filled diarrhea cake 

Anyone wonder if 'team leaders' suggested Covid partying to solve a few inconveniences?

6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

COVID is making a run through the team including some starters. Woulf a canceled KSU game speed this up?

I fucking guarantee the team said “fuck it” and went on a doorknob licking spree Saturday night. 
Herman could have also pumped cv19 through the meeting room vents to try and stall negotiations. 

“Purposes?”  Or precautions.

So we couldn't go 1-0 against COVID, either.

59 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, I hope you're right. All I'm passing on is that this is not the jet we're looking for, apparently. Fuck it, maybe JetLinx has a big swinging dick from UT running shit there and it's all the same. 

From what I've read, and if I understand what I read correctly, JetLinx offers management services for private jets in general, their pages for services don't say that the jets must be managed and sold/leased/chartered by them. Some of these services include providing owners with revenue by allowing them to operate their jet when unused, keeping it safe in wherever the hell it is rich folk keep a ton of planes just lying around, etc.

 

It looks like one can also purchase your through JetLinx and use their facilities if paying for their management and maintenance services. They do have an Austin location, so, if a booster were to purchase a plane through them and block their credentials, however the fuck that shit works, perhaps the operator on flight tracking services would still be JetLinx since they manage the plane. 

 

Again, I don't know shit. Just trying to make sense of all the flight info posted

Edited by Bam Bam Sam

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Anyone wonder if 'team leaders' suggested Covid partying to solve a few inconveniences?

More likely they gave up on the season and stopped being as rigorous with social discipline following the Iowa State disaster.

16 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Pete Caroll (keep dreaming)

Bob Stoops (still enemy #1)

Mack Brown (lol)

Les Miles (fired)

Would an NFL HC qualify?

NFL HCs, ex-NFL HCs, P5 public school coaches, ex/retired/unemployed P5 public school coaches. 

18 minutes ago, Loather said:

  This guy is the author of an article on the very sketchy website Austonia.com. He discusses Urban's wife doing some real estate shopping down here in Austin. This may in fact be the origin of this canard, and if it turns out to be true congratulations to this young man for breaking the story. The fact that Andrew Zimmel is an alumnus of Texas State, and his having what I would call a less than serious appearance, make me question whether he is just trolling already well beaten down Longhorn fans. If that is the case, I hope that something equally unfortunate befalls this rotund writers' big fat ass. 

  

image.png

It's a win-win. He primary market is poor hipster millennials and not cash in hand sports fans. So losing credibility to a bunch of football fans is not a great concern. Also, his story spawned at least a dozen articles from high authority sites and hundreds of social media interactions. Ultimately he's seeing an immediate surge in site traffic just from link traffic plus there will be residual benefit in the form of organic traffic from increased search rankings for future articles.

The backlinks from those sites are north of $5,000 each depending on traffic and authority. Technically you're not allowed to sell links but it happens all the time.

If you want to get ahead, sometimes you just need to tell people want they want to here.

3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You would, Zach Smith. You revel in Herman’s misery. 

I do revel in Herman's misery at this point. That you have right.  I'd say 90% of us at this point do.  We've been abused by him and he deserves no quarter. 


Again, I don't know shit. Just trying to make sense of all the flight info posted

giphy.gif
4 minutes ago, Bam Bam Sam said:

From what I've read, and if I understand what I read correctly, JetLinx offers management services for private jets in general, their pages for services don't say that the jets must be managed and sold/leased/chartered by them. Some of these services include providing owners with revenue by allowing them to operate their jet when unused, keeping it safe in wherever the hell it is rich folk keep a ton of planes just lying around, etc.

 

It looks like one can also purchase your through JetLinx and use their facilities if paying for their management and maintenance services. They do have an Austin location, so, if a booster were to purchase a plane through them and block their credentials, however the fuck that shit works, perhaps the operator on flight tracking services would still be JetLinx since they manage the plane. 

 

Again, I don't know shit. Just trying to make sense of all the flight info posted

Works for me. I don't know shit either. I doubt the guy I asked did anything more than look at the plane "owner" and dismiss it, and your points could invalidate that.

3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

How hard is Zach Smith jerking off to this thread? Is there any skin left? 

I believe he recently started posting here as @PassiveAggressiveCoach , so we should ask him.

PAC rhymes with Zach so....

Edited by Rip76

Do we get a game where we see what one of the backup qb’s can do finally?!?  

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

NFL HCs, ex-NFL HCs, P5 public school coaches, ex/retired/unemployed P5 public school coaches. 

547bfaa35fdf2.image.jpg

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

2972A6CB-7E22-4965-B030-135B5D4A7349.png

Herman’s one claim was how he has handled the COVID situation and now he’s fucked that up as well.

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

More likely they gave up on the season and stopped being as rigorous with social discipline following the Iowa State disaster.

You mean they all went out and got layed.

11 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

So we couldn't go 1-0 against COVID, either.

We'll keep it close, though.

So the team is bailing on Herman? 
 

Despite all the humorous sidetracks in this thread I now know some of you are whisky/whiskey snobs. And hamburger eaters that hate most condiments. Not sure what all this means but I hope y’all last through the damn week with your liquor. Lulz. This board is so much fun😎

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

They will switch planes.  Herman needs to have his head on s swivel for a man with an umbrella as he is walking over the 21st bridge at Waller Creek though.

Too much doesn't add up.  If this is *the plane*.  Going to the trouble to dark out last night's flight from van nuys, then adding the last leg from cmh to the old cincy field, makes no sense at all, if there was a planned (but not filed) change of metal.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.