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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So the team is bailing on Herman? 
 

Despite all the humorous sidetracks in this thread I now know some of you are whisky/whiskey snobs. And hamburger eaters that hate most condiments. Not sure what all this means but I hope y’all last through the damn week with your liquor. Lulz. This board is so much fun😎

I actually decided to go rum tonight, Blackheart spiced rum not bad.  

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So the team is bailing on Herman? 
 

Despite all the humorous sidetracks in this thread I now know some of you are whisky/whiskey snobs. And hamburger eaters that hate most condiments. Not sure what all this means but I hope y’all last through the damn week with your liquor. Lulz. This board is so much fun😎

This isn't our first rodeo.

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32 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Pete Caroll (keep dreaming)

Bob Stoops (still enemy #1)

Mack Brown (lol)

Les Miles (fired)

Would an NFL HC qualify?

Better question: Any NFL coaches out there that have won a CFB natty and rethinking their careers?

47 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


You are close but not exactly on the mark. You just described the eating patterns and resulting health consequences of my father. Watching my father eat himself into an early grave shaped my view on food and health. Beyond that motivation I have become obsessed with smoking my own meat (deer, elk I’ve personally hunted). My wife is obsessed with vegetables we grow ourselves (limited due to the climate in Colorado) and the food we make tastes so much better than all of this fast food shit.  

Is your smoke better than the corporate grow houses too?

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Due to Covid purposes"?  Who writes this shit?

I read it as COVID Porpoises like maybe they players went to Sea World and got it there.

104.9 giving Herman the business.

"What thing from science fiction would you want to be a real thing?"

"Tom Herman is a good coach."

Lulz.

 

8 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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I’d hire that dude for oline coach in a second.

17 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

How hard is Zach Smith jerking off to this thread? Is there any skin left? 

You tell us. Did you type this post with one hand?

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Typo

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Works for me. I don't know shit either. I doubt the guy I asked did anything more than look at the plane "owner" and dismiss it, and your points could invalidate that.

I believe he recently started posting here as @PassiveAggressiveCoach , so we should ask him.

Jet Linx has a plane share and management option.  It’s actually considered fiscally smart for aircraft owners that fly under a 100ish hours a year to add their aircraft to a pool like this to save on maintenance and not have the overhead of a full time pilot.  Jet Linx would be registered as the operator which is why it shows up on the faa list.  The actual ownership can be different.

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Clarification

Wasn't it insinuated that majority of the team got it during the spring or over the summer? 

CDC may have a whopper of a master plan. It’s very Godfather-esque if so. 

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Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Wasn't it insinuated that majority of the team got it during the spring or over the summer? 

That’s usually when our team peaks.

Covid, disillusionment, apathy, delusional NFL pipe dreams, what's the difference, really?

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So Gerry is stealing from Larry 

Or Gerry is Larry, Larry is Gerry?

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

104.9 giving Herman the business.

"What thing from science fiction would you want to be a real thing?"

"Tom Herman is a good coach."

Lulz.

 

I’ve never seen them be like this about a coach. Not the end of Mack or Charlie 

2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

after the brunette in the middle I really don't care anyway.

and there's no reason to

12 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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George McFly?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ve never seen them be like this about a coach. Not the end of Mack or Charlie 

It's really amazing. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ve never seen them be like this about a coach. Not the end of Mack or Charlie 

Me neither. Which can only mean he really has no backers. If you’re going to be an arrogant asshole. You’d better win. And he went the opposite direction and managed to scare off recruits. 

I am connected to the BMD here in Saskatoon (Longhorns are HUGE up here). What I am hearing is that they are talking to a coach that took a little time off to refresh his batteries and he is ready to curb stomp the B12. He has had similar success at every stop he has coached at and the bonus is that he has NFL experience.


If I told you the name I am afraid I would get cut off, but it’s happening.

Unlike those other dicks though, I will give you a hint.

He doesn’t look like Jeff Daniels.
He doesn’t look like Fisher Stevens.

He believes in vertical integration.

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

You tell us. Did you type this post with one hand?

You caught me. I blitzed out of my fucking mind right now on blow. I have a huge dildo shoved up my ass. I am currently typing with my right hand while giving myself a stranger with my left.    

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That’s usually when our team peaks.

Yeah but also on Sundays.  We're incredible on Sundays.

2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Yeah but also on Sundays.  We're incredible on Sundays.

Herman's going to the NFL

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

You caught me. I blitzed out of my fucking mind right now on blow. I have a huge dildo shoved up my ass. I am currently typing with my right hand while giving myself a stranger with my left.    

Tell us something we don't know.







You are close but not exactly on the mark. You just described the eating patterns and resulting health consequences of my father. Watching my father eat himself into an early grave shaped my view on food and health. Beyond that motivation I have become obsessed with smoking my own meat (deer, elk I’ve personally hunted). My wife is obsessed with vegetables we grow ourselves (limited due to the climate in Colorado) and the food wae make tastes so much better than all of this fast food shit.  


Smoked meat causes cancer. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. And hamburgers and nasty ass chili dogs with beer fuckin rule. You seem like a fag. Sorry troph.

Jack is nasty. Jack and coke is decent drinking and mixing anything higher caliber than Jack with coke is a waste anyway.

Fuck Tom Herman.

If you do the "CUM" thing you're as bad as Newy and his veggie burgers.

That's all I have to say about that.
Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

not against Rice

You sick bastard.

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe he recently started posting here as @PassiveAggressiveCoach , so we should ask him.

According to his ex-wife he's just aggressive

50 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It sure does. Coaches who fit that bill and might be available–

Muschamp (Florida) - Fired

Harbaugh (Michigan) - Probably will be fired

Franklin (Penn State) - Could be fired

Cristobal (Oregon) - Job is safe, but only his third year, and not sure Oregon has the size and scope of the Texas job

Who else? 

Peterson (formerly Boise State and Washington)

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:



 

 


Smoked meat causes cancer. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. And hamburgers and nasty ass chili dogs with beer fuckin rule. You seem like a fag. Sorry troph.

Jack is nasty. Jack and coke is decent drinking and mixing anything higher caliber than Jack with coke is a waste anyway.

That's all I have to say about that.

 

I'd neg you if his namby pamby food snobbery shtick hadn't been old from the first post.

1 minute ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Our pets heads. They are falling off.

I don’t need this shit from you right now.

6 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

You caught me. I blitzed out of my fucking mind right now on blow. I have a huge dildo shoved up my ass. I am currently typing with my right hand while giving myself a stranger with my left.    

 

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33 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

CDC is playing fucking 3D chess and Herman is the opponents king. 

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You caught me. I blitzed out of my fucking mind right now on blow. I have a huge dildo shoved up my ass. I am currently typing with my right hand while giving myself a stranger with my left.    
This guy is going places
6 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I am connected to the BMD here in Saskatoon (Longhorns are HUGE up here). What I am hearing is that they are talking to a coach that took a little time off to refresh his batteries and he is ready to curb stomp the B12. He has had similar success at every stop he has coached at and the bonus is that he has NFL experience.


If I told you the name I am afraid I would get cut off, but it’s happening.

Unlike those other dicks though, I will give you a hint.

He doesn’t look like Jeff Daniels.
He doesn’t look like Fisher Stevens.

He believes in vertical integration.

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Tom Herman to Vandy


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8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I am connected to the BMD here in Saskatoon (Longhorns are HUGE up here). What I am hearing is that they are talking to a coach that took a little time off to refresh his batteries and he is ready to curb stomp the B12. He has had similar success at every stop he has coached at and the bonus is that he has NFL experience.


If I told you the name I am afraid I would get cut off, but it’s happening.

Unlike those other dicks though, I will give you a hint.

He doesn’t look like Jeff Daniels.
He doesn’t look like Fisher Stevens.

He believes in vertical integration.

Well it’s not Petersen.

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Due to Covid purposes"?  Who writes this shit?

Gerry is as good as they come as far as reporters on Texas football and recruiting goes, but his grasp of the written English language has never been wonderful. :D 

 

8 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Herman's going to the NFL

How dare you because somehow he'd end up on the Cowboys.

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10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I am connected to the BMD here in Saskatoon (Longhorns are HUGE up here). What I am hearing is that they are talking to a coach that took a little time off to refresh his batteries and he is ready to curb stomp the B12. He has had similar success at every stop he has coached at and the bonus is that he has NFL experience.


If I told you the name I am afraid I would get cut off, but it’s happening.

Unlike those other dicks though, I will give you a hint.

He doesn’t look like Jeff Daniels.
He doesn’t look like Fisher Stevens.

He believes in vertical integration.

I'm not too far, don't make me come kick your ass guy.....meet me at the tim hortons on circle drive.

14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ve never seen them be like this about a coach. Not the end of Mack or Charlie 

Those guys weren’t complete assholes. 

12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I hate some of y’all so fucking much. 

Why? Cuz we're not fat with hairy tites?

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Those guys weren’t complete assholes. 

Mack was the worst asshole.  He inspired my name.  Tom learned it from the best.

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Why? Cuz we're not fat with hairy tites?

Speak for yourself

22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Due to Covid purposes"?  Who writes this shit?

Gerry Hamilton. It's right there on the page.

 

17 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Jet Linx has a plane share and management option.  It’s actually considered fiscally smart for aircraft owners that fly under a 100ish hours a year to add their aircraft to a pool like this to save on maintenance and not have the overhead of a full time pilot.  Jet Linx would be registered as the operator which is why it shows up on the faa list.  The actual ownership can be different.

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Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Mack was the worst asshole.  He inspired my name.  Tom learned it from the best.

Yeah, well winning covers up a lot. 

Did we ever determine if this is a Falcon 900?

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“I know it’s just about everywhere now but I believe this is the week Texas brings back the Spotlight. I have missed the good times.”

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