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1 minute ago, jinx said:

Wait, wait, wait. So Kendra Scott fucked Tom Herman so we could lower his buy out then she let UT use her plane to go get our new coach?  If so, she may be the greatest Longhorn fan of all time.  They will make a Longhorn Legend short for her on LHN.  

No no no. Herman fucked Kendra which led to her divorce. Now her ex-husband is letting us use his plane to fly Urban in and ensure Tom gets fired

What’s Jabba got to say? Anyone got it

I saw Andy Liscano is kicking it in Corpus, we should sick him on Herman's sordid web.

 

Loved me some Andy Liscano sports back in the day.

Fat ketch dropped an update (and most likely some gravy or a donut)... anyone?

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Under Siege 2, good sir....

Indeed. Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
"Chance favors the prepared mind."

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No no no. Herman fucked Kendra which led to her divorce. Now her ex-husband is letting us use his plane to fly Urban in and ensure Tom gets fired

Ok, that makes more sense.

No no no. Herman fucked Kendra which led to her divorce. Now her ex-husband is letting us use his plane to fly Urban in and ensure Tom gets fired


When was this? Hadn’t heard that yet.
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So we’re looking for a flight to LA, Austin, or near wherever the fuck siesta key is. 

Sarasota, FL

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

So we’re looking for a flight to LA, Austin, or near wherever the fuck siesta key is. 

It’s near Tampa. 

What’s Jabba got to say? Anyone got it


I don’t have it but I can venture a guess:

Spoke to some insider sources that are plugged in.

They said it might or might not happen.

Lots of balls in the air.

Situation is fluid.

1 minute ago, 1978horn said:

 


When was this? Hadn’t heard that yet.

 

Probably a 100 pages back by now

23 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

 

 

CUM on Wednesday at 10:35a?  Fire Mensa at 10:30a?

Send wife to Sarasota for a busy work weekend???

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3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

CDC is playing fucking 3D chess and Herman is the opponents king. 

I think maybe he is ... or at least he's doing the basics very well, imho. Like I said in the other thread, here's CDC's view from his bed at night:

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52 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

not quite - we don't have the return filed yet

our proposed Chariot of CUM is filed Columbus Internationall CMH 1600e - 1621e LUK Cincinnati Lunken (the original Cinncy airport pre-1947).

reposting for anyone 20 or 30 pages behind.....

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/JTL512/history/20201201/0000Z/KVNY/KAUS

If landing at Austin Exec,  can we please get a burnt orange carpet out and get the basketball pep band to play the Eyes while Pom stands at attention(scantily clad) and the Spurs fire off Smokey?

after that we can get Urban on Bevo for a picture with a replica NC trophy.

10 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Under Siege 2, good sir....

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

3 hours ago, Nivek said:

I am connected to the BMD here in Saskatoon (Longhorns are HUGE up here). What I am hearing is that they are talking to a coach that took a little time off to refresh his batteries and he is ready to curb stomp the B12. He has had similar success at every stop he has coached at and the bonus is that he has NFL experience.


If I told you the name I am afraid I would get cut off, but it’s happening.

I think your connection, pulled out and jizzed you in the face at the last minute.

Man did I miss the convo about best chicken alfredo tonight? Or was it lasagna? 

2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The plot thickens...Idk what this means but it's big.

 

From Wiki:

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I'm waiting for someone to hide some CTH mentions on her wikipedia page

3 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The plot thickens...Idk what this means but it's big.

 

From Wiki:

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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

If landing at Austin Exec,  can we please get a burnt orange carpet out and get the basketball pep band to play the Eyes while Pom stands at attention(scantily clad) and the Spurs fire off Smokey?

after that we can get Urban on Bevo for a picture with a replica NC trophy.

the spurs shouldn't be allowed to touch Smokey that's horse shit, blasphemous. 

Wait, wait, wait. So Kendra Scott fucked Tom Herman so we could lower his buy out then she let UT use her plane to go get our new coach?  If so, she may be the greatest Longhorn fan of all time.  They will make a Longhorn Legend short for her on LHN.  

Isn’t kendras ex an Atlanta money bag anyways. This is a false flag
3 hours ago, jinx said:

Did we ever determine if this is a Falcon 900?

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Jeffery  Epstein had some nice rides! (Pun intended).

6 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The plot thickens...Idk what this means but it's big.

 

From Wiki:

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where's the part about her fucking herman?

Only Surly would have competing discussions of private jets, meat grinding, and mayo on a thread about hiring our next coach.
It's a fucking free-for-all
It's a fucking free-for-all

He forgot fisting don’t forget anal fisting !!
6 minutes ago, troph said:

Man did I miss the convo about best chicken alfredo tonight? Or was it lasagna? 

Lasagna is the all around Italian dish. It’s how you separate the restaurant tiers. 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Anyone know anything about Matt Davis’ history?

Jumped around a lot. Future career in the air. Situation is, yes, that's right, fluid.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck the retards on Reddit are posting our shit

 

 

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So who is more regrarded... the morons on reddit for stealing our shit and going back to reddit or the idiots that then post it from reddit to a pay site...

Dont you fucks know by now it all originates here...

Dont you fucks know by now it all originates here...


What starts here changes the world?
2 hours ago, NAVY said:

Can you get a good burger on these planes? 

Maybe, maybe not. but I bet you can get some fresh Miracle Whip.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck the retards on Reddit are posting our shit

 

 

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Just checked. They are giving credit where it is due. I did find this funny:


[–]DeerOnTheRocks 14 points an hour ago 
Dam these Surly folk are absolute mad men. And I love it.

[–]7thandFig 15 points an hour ago 

Returning to the Kendra Scott story arc was really unexpected. Excellent job by the writers

It's important to remember in these chaotic times that ou still sucks.

9 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
58 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:
Only Surly would have competing discussions of private jets, meat grinding, and mayo on a thread about hiring our next coach.

It's a fucking free-for-all

 

Yeah! Welcome to Cosmic Coincidence Control!

Ted Nugent - Free-For-All  - YouTube

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

 

So Fox is about to pay Urban $13M a year?

Still no recap of fat ketch? I am guessing noting of note then besides grease stained fat fingers and a box of twinkies were involved in the writing of the narrative..

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