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19 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

the spurs shouldn't be allowed to touch Smokey that's horse shit, blasphemous. 

I thought the spurs were doing it since the cowboys got kicked off...

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35 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Fat ketch dropped an update (and most likely some gravy or a donut)... anyone?

BEVO is opting out of the 2020 season as he looks for greener pastures....

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Okay but, like what about sriracha Mayo?

Satan's semen if he has the clap?

9 minutes ago, Lost in the World said:

To be fair, the Reddit guys did credit Surly.

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9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


What starts here changes the world?

 

And will probably end it. 

To be fair, the Reddit guys did credit Surly.

They are quite complimentary of us as they should be ! We bad ass.
Just now, dcar00 said:

I thought the spurs were doing it since the cowboys got kicked off...

they have, but they didn't earn the right. if not the Cowboys, then no one

Just now, alphahorn said:

they have, but they didn't earn the right. if not the Cowboys, then no one

username checks out..

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Delores!

They’re real, and they’re spectacular. 

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Mayo is Satan's semen 

Saban is CUMing to UT. Confirmed

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

they have, but they didn't earn the right. if not the Cowboys, then no one

earn the right? Maybe the Cowboys should stop fucking killing their pledges and doing heinously dumb shit. Dumb shit is permitted but they cross that line way too often.

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Still no recap of fat ketch? I am guessing noting of note then besides grease stained fat fingers and a box of twinkies were involved in the writing of the narrative..

Well, the hutts do control Tatooine.

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

they have, but they didn't earn the right. if not the Cowboys, then no one

Maybe the Cowboys shouldn't make pledges fucking bite the heads off of live animals then. 

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

Maybe the Cowboys shouldn't make pledges fucking bite the heads off of live animals then. 

Mistakes were made

Just now, trythisathome said:

Maybe the Cowboys shouldn't make pledges fucking bite the heads off of live animals then. 

Cowboys started the coronavirus?  Now all of our suffering in 2020 is starting to make sense...

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's important to remember in these chaotic times that ou still sucks.

Fuck yeah they do.  Bring me the Urb!

1 minute ago, vtaenz said:

earn the right? Maybe the Cowboys should stop fucking killing their pledges and doing heinously dumb shit. Dumb shit is permitted but they cross that line way too often.

the only thing missing from this thread is a spurs v cowboys face off Abel's Thursday night style.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yep. Been awhile since we had a top 10 basketball team. Win against UNC and we probably get there.

Beating UNC in basketball is basically a December tradition for Texas.  Of course, so is watching them play deep into the tournament while we sit at home or flame out before the Sweet Sixteen.

3 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

earn the right? Maybe the Cowboys should stop fucking killing their pledges and doing heinously dumb shit. Dumb shit is permitted but they cross that line way too often.

this is a very stupid comment.  The car accident was a terrible accident, accidents happen.  Everyone who is tapped in knows what they are accepting.  clearly it's not for everyone

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the only thing missing from this thread is a spurs v cowboys face off Abel's Thursday night style.

$1 long neck night!

37 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The plot thickens...Idk what this means but it's big.

 

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The facts:_________________
 

Surly:  Kendra Scott fucked Herman to lower the buyout of his contract and her ex is now using his jet to fly CUM around as UT cuts mad money checks to all the best coaches. Fuck around and find out.  

17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Mayo is Satan's semen 

NTTAWT.

6 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

this is a very stupid comment.  The car accident was a terrible accident, accidents happen.  Everyone who is tapped in knows what they are accepting.  clearly it's not for everyone

You accidentally put a period instead of a colon at the end of your first sentence. 

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Surly:  Kendra Scott fucked Herman to lower the buyout of his contract and her ex is now using his jet to fly CUM around as UT cuts mad money checks to all the best coaches. Fuck around and find out.  

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29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck the retards on Reddit are posting our shit

One of them said I should "get an award or something" for my dumbass investigation. I'll allow it. 

So nothing new gleaned from today, other than Kendra Scotts ex-husband is flying CUM around on their joint Private Jet to get back at Herman for fucking his wife? Which may or may not also help negotiate his buyout? Are we all still aligned, BB's in the box and such? we're ready for shit to pop off tomorrow?

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

So nothing new gleaned from today, other than Kendra Scotts ex-husband is flying CUM around on their joint Private Jet to get back at Herman for fucking his wife? Which may or may not also help negotiate his buyout? Are we all still aligned, BB's in the box and such? we're ready for shit to pop off tomorrow?

Also people's heads are going to explode if a certain airplane adds a flight from Cincy to AUS. 

One can never be truly prepared for a Surly coaching search 

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

$1 long neck night!

pfft  kids play.  2 for 1 mixed drinks in the huge beer glasses.

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So Fox is about to pay Urban $13M a year?

The Romosexuals are going to be super pissed.

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Also people's heads are going to explode if a certain airplane adds a flight from Cincy to AUS. 

Thanks for the assist Zach Smith, can't wait to have you on staff in a few days.

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

They actually weren’t.  That was all bra

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5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

So nothing new gleaned from today, other than Kendra Scotts ex-husband is flying CUM around on their joint Private Jet to get back at Herman for fucking his wife? Which may or may not also help negotiate his buyout? Are we all still aligned, BB's in the box and such? we're ready for shit to pop off tomorrow?

correct breaking bad GIF

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

One of them said I should "get an award or something" for my dumbass investigation. I'll allow it. 

You will be honored at the annual awards show where you will take home the treasured "Surly, " a trophy modeled after one of @THUJONE's cartoon penises. I display mine next to my wife's oversized paper mache Easter egg. 

3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

One can never be truly prepared for a Surly coaching search 

Next time, now you know you'll need a fuck ton of bourbon, burgers, private plane interior knowledge and possibly mayo. 

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No matter how much I drink, this thread grows faster than I can keep up.40e6a51ce1427a631c042de9becdf1c8.jpg

A fucking latitude? What is this 1984? We are totally getting McWilliams!

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No matter how much I drink, this thread grows faster than I can keep up.40e6a51ce1427a631c042de9becdf1c8.jpg

That's some nice bourbon you got there!

ducks

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Just now, Vertigo said:

A fucking latitude? What is this 1984? We are totally getting McWilliams!

That looks like a mean ass calculator. 

Is that bourbon, whisky, or whiskey?

George RR Martin should ask us to write his Game of Thrones books for him. Pages and pages of utter amazement.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

That's some nice bourbon you got there!

ducks

I don’t celebrate Jack Daniels’s entire catalogue, but I do celebrate that particular page in the catalogue.

5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No matter how much I drink, this thread grows faster than I can keep up.40e6a51ce1427a631c042de9becdf1c8.jpg

+1 rep for owning the same Jack Single Barrel Barrel-Proof that I also enjoy!

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

Next time, now you know you'll need a fuck ton of bourbon, burgers, private plane interior knowledge and possibly mayo. 

So what have we learned we need to know about in Shag/Surly coaching searches:

Flightware

Burgers and condiments

Austin Real estate brokers and who they are fucking

Who the coach is fucking

Who the coach is fucking on the side

the twitters

Ketch is a fat piece of shit

Nicole divorced a former Surlyster and got the website rites in the custody agreement

How to set up the interior of a private jet

bourbon/whiskey/whisky/firewater

 

 

 

 

 

Next time, now you know you'll need a fuck ton of bourbon, burgers, private plane interior knowledge and possibly mayo. 

86 the Mayo and add intimate knowledge of a jewelry designer’s sexual history.

Texans7 at 247 says we have offered 14 million and 7 years. 

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