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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Can everyone plz retweet this

 

retweet what?

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

 

 

Some day there will be a 30 for 30 about this thread. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

 

Immediate retweet

12 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

who the fuck is this, and why are people retweeting this info that was already being regurgitated by every pay site 2 days ago?

one of the guys from barking carnival and did their podcast with Jason Chilton back in the day (when it was still around)

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12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think it goes tampa to Colombus

No one plane goes Tampa, the one that went LA > Austin > whatever. 
 

the other goes back to Columbus from GA 

1 hour ago, pops said:

 

If we're doing this ... here's my shot.

Urban crosses MLK at San Jac, heading into the burnt orange wasteland.

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6 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Urban Meyer is the new coach of the Longhorns. Done deal. Contract has been signed.
(See, I can do it too. Look at me, I’m important! Really important!!)

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8 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Urban Meyer's nephew, maybe. 

May all of his disgraces be private.

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Maybe they're 'crootin'? Lord knows they clean up in Texas. 

This.  And - maybe they know something, and are trying to get the jump on UM recruiting before he is announced.

Pay me?

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

one of the guys from barking carnival and did their podcast with Jason Chilton back in the day (when it was still around)

The guy has horrible joke after horrible joke. 

31 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

I could go hang out at the Horseshoe Bay Airport and photograph/annoy every crew that lands there. Would that be a good idea? Hell, I can hear the takeoffs/landings from my driveway.

Given your username, you better leave muy pronto!

1 minute ago, Errestaurants said:

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

She never charges. 

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

The guy has horrible joke after horrible joke. 

eh I liked him and i liked the pod

Urban on the recruiting trail making his first offer to his nephew, perhaps?

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

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12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Wouldn't it need to get to CA before Sat to get Urb there?  Unless he quits...

no because of the time zones 

12 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Urban Meyer's nephew, maybe. 

If there's always an uncle, there's always a nephew.

Just now, ASDFASDF said:

She never charges. 

Thats a true statement. She's been fuck by alot of guys

1 hour ago, troph said:

people saying he doesn't need the money?  Anyone saying he doesn't need money doesn't understand money.

 

I bet he's worth $10M now and has a comfy gig making $300-500K at Fox, pure speculation.  Add $50M to that after tax and walking around money, he's adding at least $15M to his net worth after taxes and and everything.  There's a big difference between $10M and $25M when you're talking about easy street.  $10M yields $600,000 in passive income at a historical rate of 6% return in the market.  $25M returns $1.5M.  If they are living off $2M a year while at Texas they could retire with passive income close to that amount.  That's a huge step up.  $600K is nothing to sneeze at but you aren't even close to FUPM wealth status.  $25M gets you close, plus if he does well, he's wheels are greased for years to come making cash in deals.  The man actually needs a graceful exit from a program that has wheelers/dealers and this could be it. 

He's worth 35 million, enough that his great great grandkids will never have to worry about money

Just now, Tom Chairman said:


Need pic to evaluate this perk

Keep up,  newb. There are plenty of them on here. And it should close the deal. 

3 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

Does South Austin know that his dad posts on Surly?

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:


Need pic to evaluate this perk

You can find her on here. Surly can back me up on that

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

That will happen when the ink is drying. 

Hypothetically if we don't get UM (which we are)... Are we going to leave this thread up as a relic of our misery or delete it to never be seen again?

5 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Hey Urban. If you accept I'll allow u to fuck my wife and cum in her. No charge!

Urban, he'd let you do it even if you were a coordinator, maybe even a position coach.  

42 minutes ago, troph said:

fuck you man.  I do just fine (haven't full time lawyered the last 5 years).

sorry, just a little punchy during coaching searches and lose my ability to be polite.  

no because of the time zones 

Meyer can’t fuck errestaurant’s wife because of time zones? The way everyone worships UM you would think his dick at least goes across 2, of not 3 time zones.
2 minutes ago, NoName said:

eh I liked him and i liked the pod

One of those guys had a laugh that by itself kept me from listening to that podcast. 

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

in the last 30 mins, this site got internet aids. 

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is Strong still living in Tampa?  This better not involve him. 🤣

Why not? He'd be a great position coach or coordinator.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can everyone plz retweet this

 

RT'd to abt 2k followers. Now follow me back, ima...

Nice work on that meme, btw.

Meyer/Strong worked out once. 

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

How fun would it be if they were actually flying private jets around the states building an all star staff? I am picturing a movie montage of Urban jumping on a jet and flying around pickup up coaches until the plane is full and landing in Austin. Just need a song that brings the picture together. 

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

eh I liked him and i liked the pod

But the timing of the jokes could be better or not at all. Almost felt like he trying too hard with his friends.

But overall,  didn't hate the pod just the jokes stopped being funny.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Ehhh

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2, 5, 1, 3, 4

2 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

This thread is going to become self-aware at some point.

We will deal with that then. Right now Skynet is working for us. 

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - I think multiple sites have reported that CDC was a huge James Franklin fan and that he has been on CDC's 'contingency' list for several years (saw one site that said Franklin would have been CDC's choice had he been AD during the Strong years).  Given Penn St's piss-poor start this season I can't really see him as a possibility anymore.  But given Kurt Bohl's piss-poor reputation and performance I'm not surprised that he named him.

if CDC's quote about a guy doing it twice at 2 different places(P5) is correct then Franklin is about the only one that fits the list besides Urban that would seem available.  I am sure he along with Patterson, Mullen, would be in the top 5 for CDC.

but no matter...Xian called his shot.

47 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

sometimes you have to take a risk to move forward. we know what sam gives us, which does not amount to any hardware.

Same was said about Mack Brown and Colt McCoy at different points

14 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Sarasota is a whole lot closer than Tampa unless Shelly likes driving over the Sunshine Skyway bridge. 

But Tampa has McDill Air Force Base, if we need him back in Austin, he can be here in an hour in an F-22 in supersonic super cruise without having to even use the afterburners. Long game.

CHIEF

Who is Xian and why would he know?

18 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Where does all of this "Urban won't do anything until the job is open" bullshit coming from?

Herman getting fired appears to be based on Urban's answer to the question "Do you like us? Check yes or no"

When Urban says, "I'm in, I'll take it" Herman will be fired in short order. I don't think the UT brass is keeping Herman around for anything other than waiting for a new coach to say yes.

But if you read the board, and the 9.95ers and twitter, everyone is reporting it as Urban is not reacting because the job isn't open.

This is correct. Herman wont get canned until Meyer makes a decision. If Meyer says yes before our game, Herman will get canned either Saturday afternoon or Sunday evening. If Meyer says yes after our game, Herman will get canned immediately. All of this was communicated to Meyer a while ago, it plays absolutely zero factor in Meyer's decision. 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

and Colt McCoy at different points

Uh. Not after his senior year. 

6 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Meyer/Strong worked out once. 

So did Meyer/Herman, but fuck all that.

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