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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Who is Xian and why would he know?

ancient Chinese Secret!

1 hour ago, General Specific said:


Some of us are old fucks and member when alcohol was free for a time (power hour or some such), thanks MADD...

 

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7 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

This thread is going to become self-aware at some point.

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Who is Xian and why would he know?

have no idea. but he's the first one on the thread to say "its done we got him".  If it doesn't happen we put him in the round room with fisterman and neg bomb him to orangebloods.  if it happens he can go down in lore with I'm pissed I'm stunned, its Mack Brown

10 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Hypothetically if we don't get UM (which we are)... Are we going to leave this thread up as a relic of our misery or delete it to never be seen again?

If Fitlump is elected to the Austin City Council, I have no problem leaving that thread in public view.   Because 2020.

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Man I thought we almost had - Bad Gateway

Your moms gateway is far from bad...

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

We will deal with that then. Right now Skynet is working for us. 

you are a sock or a bot

In case this means something other than what we've already established.

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Half Chinese half Jewish whore.

so he's extra smart and extra tight with his money...

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

have no idea. but he's the first one on the thread to say "its done we got him".  If it doesn't happen we put him in the round room with fisterman and neg bomb him to orangebloods.  if it happens he can go down in lore with I'm pissed I'm stunned, its Mack Brown

Hope he was referring to CUM

so he's extra smart and extra tight with his money...

Yes. He made millions in the kosher covid mask market.

I dig into some work for an hour, and this thread blows up 8 more pages. You're all animals. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

So, flying to Tampa on a BMDs plane?  I'm not Alfred Einstein but that is a very good sign for us.

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

So, flying to Tampa on a BMDs plane?  I'm not Alfred Einstein but that is a very good sign for us.

Kendra Scotts ex husbands plane* Possibly still Kendras. Would be a good angle to intertwine Shelly and Kendra 

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

In case this means something other than what we've already established.

Anybody want to DM the squid and see what is up? 

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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Does your #1 have a black eye and is that a coincidence?

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

What team is it that bails on senior quarterbacks to usher in the newest shiny thing who will turn things around?  Is that aggy?  Pretty sure it's aggy.

No one has bailed on our senior QB. Well, except some of his teammates. 

6 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Comments are gold. They nervous.

Alright CDC

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21 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

The guy has horrible joke after horrible joke. 

eh, he's an old head, comes with the territory 

3 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Comments are gold. They nervous.

said another way according to Matt Craven playing the role of Zimmer in the 1995 hit Crimson Tide "You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck!"

6 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

In case this means something other than what we've already established.

Welp if you needed any more evidence that it's happening there it is. 

1 minute ago, Viper said:

eh, he's an old head, comes with the territory 

I miss the old viper av. Bring it back when we fire this idiot.

This guy is apparently in more places at almost one time than Carmen Sandiego.

 

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I miss the old viper av. Bring it back when we fire this idiot.

That's the plan

32 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can everyone plz retweet this

 

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what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

You idiot, no one knows how magnets work.
Just now, Viper said:

That's the plan

Hopefully you won't have to wait much longer.

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

Are they supposed to represent Horseshoes? As in Horseshoe Bay?

Or "U"s as in Urban?

He flew in, talked to Texas, agreed to come, is now going to the beach to play golf and then back here to coach? Maybe?

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1 hour ago, troph said:

yeah, it's just math.  but the appeal of next level wealth whatever it is drives most of us to want it.  we 37 steps below his wealth can't understand why he'd want the next level, but it's the same calculus we have for wanting our next level.  He's not at FUPM wealth at $35M, he's close.  If I was close to FUPM wealth at 56 and I loved doing my craft, I would absolutely want to trade in a booster cessna for my own.

I'll add on that Nick Saban and Bob Stoops are both considerably richer than Meyer.  Your points about different tiers of wealth and what they mean are spot on but don't discount the ego involved.  Stoops and Saban (shitty real estate deals nothwithstanding) are easily worth five times what Meyer is.   

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2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

This guy is apparently in more places at almost one time than Carmen Sandiego.

He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Meyer's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the Texas job already.

I have no new info and likely wont until everything breaks, but I feel very good about the way things are trending. Our BMDs got together in Dallas to pass around the hat, and then members of our board met with Meyer in person? Thats straight up foreplay after the girl has been telling you she's horny and wants to fuck you. 

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Teasing fuckers......

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'll add on that Nick Saban and Bob Stoops are both considerably richer than Meyer.  Your points about different tiers of wealth and what they mean are spot on but don't discount the ego involved.  Stoops and Saban (shitty real estate deals nothwithstanding) are easily worth five times what Meyer is.   

Why is that, with stoops at least?  I think I read Stoops was a pretty shrewd businessman.

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

"How to ruin your career in one day"

Did you miss the past 35+ years?

48 minutes ago, Xian said:

Its happened.  Its done. 
 

we got him. 

Saving my rep after I hear something similar 

7 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

I think those are horseshoes.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Why is that, with stoops at least?  I think I read Stoops was a pretty shrewd businessman.

His wife is the top Mary Kay rep in the country, or some shit like that.

7 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

what is the significance of the magnets in squid's tweet?

Those are C-clamps that will be used to hold futureman's ass open.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

His wife is the top Mary Kay rep in the country, or some shit like that.

That's so Oklahoma. 

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Meyer's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the Texas job already.

Does anyone here speak ancient Greek?

Just now, conVINCEd said:

His wife is the top Mary Kay rep in the country, or some shit like that.

Is that like car wash wealth?

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's got a two day head-start on you, which is more than he needs. Meyer's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again. With any luck he's got the Texas job already.

 

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