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Just now, Tom Chairman said:


The BMD would blow their load to get Urbs.

No way, bro. They would NEVER throw money to a guy that could bring sanctions to our school. 

41 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Tom Herman will be coaching Texas next year.

Get used to it.

 

39 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Herman’s not going anywhere. Coordinators will go first 

 

5-7 doesn’t get herman fired?  if we give up 40+ and 500 yards each of the next four games, rash of decommits, rash of portal entries, BMDs demanding change, he’s still here in 2020?  

what’s his buyout?

I vote bust...
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I don't know about carried i'd just like to see them bounce around a little.

50 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Tom Herman will be coaching Texas next year.

Get used to it.

 

so will todd orlando 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

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in !!!!!

if Urban wont coach here offer Saban 25 million a season, I am sick of this shit.

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

5-7 doesn’t get herman fired?  if we give up 40+ and 500 yards each of the next four games, rash of decommits, rash of portal entries, BMDs demanding change, he’s still here in 2020?  

what’s his buyout?

Neah they’re right.  He’ll get a year to rebuild his staff, regardless of what his record is this year.

Just now, Rabidhorn said:

if Urban wont coach here offer Saban 25 million a season, I am sick of this shit.

if only the sabans had found a house the first time around !

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

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If she promises to wear that outfit every game, she can coach the fucking team. If our coach is gonna routinely get bent over and fucked in the ass, at least I can catch a nut.

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We're hiring Jason Garrett. Deal with it.

5 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Neah they’re right.  He’ll get a year to rebuild his staff, regardless of what his record is this year.

yeaaaah... I know.  😒  I’m just riled up. 

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

We're hiring Jason Garrett. Deal with it.

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Hire him.  A decade long shit show is long enough.

Obligatory...

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15 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I want Dabo Saban 

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On 10/26/2019 at 7:15 PM, Bevo VIII said:

No ducking reason not to at this point.

What if Urban doesn't work out for some reason?  There goes our precious sanctimony and all we have left is our revenue ranking.  

On 10/26/2019 at 7:55 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

He couldn't handle the BMD's, anyway. Even if he weren't a shit eating dildo bag, he couldn't do it. 

Wouldn't not couldn't.  

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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On 10/26/2019 at 5:59 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

No way, bro. They would NEVER throw money to a guy that could bring sanctions to our school. 

Did any sanctions even happen at UF or tosu? I mean I'm not saying to hire the guy but I just honestly don't remember if any sanctions ever came from all the bs he pulled over the years. 

8 minutes ago, Surlybastard said:

Did any sanctions even happen at UF or tosu? I mean I'm not saying to hire the guy but I just honestly don't remember if any sanctions ever came from all the bs he pulled over the years. 

Not to my recollection, but I don't know how their administration works, either. I'm all for hiring Urban and selling my soul. I'm tired of this shit we've been wandering through for a decade. If we wanna win, we gotta pay and play a little dirty like the winners. 

2 hours ago, alincoln said:

What if Urban doesn't work out for some reason?  There goes our precious sanctimony and all we have left is our revenue ranking.  

Wouldn't not couldn't.  

A little of both, probably. Ours won't let him do it his way. They'll get in the way. They're not the brightest bunch, as we've seen from the Charlie Strong and Herman hires, and at one time we wanted Gary fucking Barnett. 

Don’t care he wins.

 

He’s scum. Fuck everything about this idea

On 10/26/2019 at 6:22 PM, Chad said:

3 National Championships.

12-3 in Bowl games

2-1 in the playoffs

7 conference championships.

Ten top 10 finishes.

Texas will hire some bum out of a g5 conference because clearly that's worked so well with these last two home run hires. Urban isn't a man of morals, but he wins. Would you rather win or continue to be the laughing stock of college football?

Seriously?  I'd rather my alma mater go 0-12 every season than win while employing Urban Meyer or Art Briles.  

I'm all in for hiring Urban. Fuck it. I want to win. Academic will be fine (see Ohio State). Zach Smith won't be with him. Give this dude Texas talent and talent around the country and there's no reason we won't be in the playoffs regularly. Also, fuck ou. 

This is a good thread to identify terrible people.  It’s not so good at identifying boob models. 

On 10/26/2019 at 7:00 PM, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

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Yes, let's get back to figuring this one out.  Go get it Surly sleuths!

On 10/26/2019 at 7:00 PM, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

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I am having unclean thoughts....

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On 10/26/2019 at 7:00 PM, Underdog said:

I vote bust...

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I think I still vote bust, but I’m weakening on my position.

I’d take Stephenie Meyer at this point. 

I fucking hate Urban Meyer but I’d sacrifice all your first borns if we could get him.  Fucking pay him whatever he wants.  I’m sick of Texas being a damn laughing stock.  We’ve been absolutely pathetic this last decade.

22 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

I think I still vote bust, but I’m weakening on my position.

That's funny, my positioning is getting harder.

I can’t stand the mother fucker but fuck it I’m drunk.  In

he's the only proven commodity out there. we've gone 0-2 going after promise that has never proven itself on the big stage. we need to win again.

and i bet sweeping up herman's mess would be the cherry on the sundae for urban

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

he's the only proven commodity out there. we've gone 0-2 going after promise that has never proven itself on the big stage. we need to win again.

Well...he and Stoops.

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I’m not that fuckin drunk.

On 11/9/2019 at 4:15 PM, victory88 said:

I fucking hate Urban Meyer but I’d sacrifice all your first borns if we could get him.  Fucking pay him whatever he wants.  I’m sick of Texas being a damn laughing stock.  We’ve been absolutely pathetic this last decade.

OMG but he is such a bad bad man!! No way we could have a guy like that.....

I don’t know where I stand just yet but I’m tempted. Can’t even watch. 

Fucking do it CDC... it's right there in front of you.  Don't over think this....  I can't take this losing shit anymore.  It's been a fucking decade...

A decade worth of shit, this is becoming unbearable we've been "rebuilding" every year FOREVER. Mack not giving a fuck, 3 years of shit sandwiches under Charlie and now Herman with his staff of shitty assistants that belong at the FCS level are continuing to tank  the program. Urban would have Texas in the mix for the Big 12 championship every year. Herman has Texas on track to be a perennial 7-5 team.

 

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2 minutes ago, Chad said:

Urban would have Texas in the mix for the Big 12 championship every year. 

We'd be in the CFP discussion this time next year with Meyer.

If he could bring in someone like Larry Johnson for a DL Coach, even better.

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