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1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

We need to be sure that the following make it into CDC's final presentation:

  • Surly UM estate planning projections
  • Fact @Errestaurants is offering up his wife as a sacrificial cum dumpster (I mean that in the most respectful way possible, she seems like a great lady)
  • @futureman will fist himself if he signs the dotted line.

What else?

Burgers and bourbon.

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significance of tampa/sarasota jump?  this isn't something where we need the church of scientology to sign off on some shit, is it?  i know nothing about urban's dedication to weird ass cults other than he quit ohio state and jorts u.

So Urban leaves Austin Wednesday.  Stops in Pittsburgh (why?).  Plane then goes to Columbus (picks up Shelly?).  Then they go to Cincinnati (pick up his son).  Then plane flys to Atlanta (why?).  From Atlanta to Tampa, then Sarasota.

Shelly said she would be in Sarasota on Saturday?  Doesn't make sense. 

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Here it is. spacer.png

Okay but why overnight in Cincy? And why stop in Tampa for two hours? 

Just now, sidis said:

significance of tampa/sarasota jump?  this isn't something where we need the church of scientology to sign off on some shit, is it?  i know nothing about urban's dedication to weird ass cults other than he quit ohio state and jorts u.

Shelly said she's going to vacation near Sarasota this weekend, so the flight log would imply this jet (which has made trips to Columbus and Austin this week) is being used for travel by the Meyer family. 

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Futureman fisting himself could be the aggy band welcoming Jimbo moment we have for Urban. 

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2 minutes ago, sidis said:

significance of tampa/sarasota jump?  this isn't something where we need the church of scientology to sign off on some shit, is it?  i know nothing about urban's dedication to weird ass cults other than he quit ohio state and jorts u.

Urbans wife bragged she’s going to Siesta key this weekend on Twitter. 

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

So Urban leaves Austin Wednesday.  Stops in Pittsburgh (why?).  Plane then goes to Columbus (picks up Shelly?).  Then they go to Cincinnati (pick up his son).  Then plane flys to Atlanta (why?).  From Atlanta to Tampa, then Sarasota.

Shelly said she would be in Sarasota on Saturday?  Doesn't make sense. 

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1 minute ago, victory88 said:

So Urban leaves Austin Wednesday.  Stops in Pittsburgh (why?).  Plane then goes to Columbus (picks up Shelly?).  Then they go to Cincinnati (pick up his son).  Then plane flys to Atlanta (why?).  From Atlanta to Tampa, then Sarasota.

Shelly said she would be in Sarasota on Saturday?  Doesn't make sense. 

Man this shit stopped making sense about 20 pages ago 

Sense doesn't matter here

 

Just now, mdmost said:

Futureman fisting himself could be the aggy band welcoming Jimbo moment we have for Urban. 

I hope futureman's hands are massive, Andre the Giant looking motherfuckers.

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1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but why overnight in Cincy? And why stop in Tampa for two hours? 

Their son plays football for Cincy. Cincy doesn’t have a game for a while. 
 

 

58 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Squid saying Urban left the "Horseshoe at night" got on a plane flew to Austin, then flew back to the "Horseshoe at night (in Columbus where no one ever beats tOSU), he is going to the beach to catch some waves, play a little golf, pray to 6 lb. 8 oz. Baby Jesus that he is making the right decision, he will end up being the Longhorns' coach....Squid said.

It's actually pretty easy, even without an Egyptology class.

CHIEF

Sunset could mean Herman getting fired, followed by hook em (Urban hired)

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2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Shelly said she's going to vacation near Sarasota this weekend, so the flight log would imply this jet (which has made trips to Columbus and Austin this week) is being used for travel by the Meyer family. 

awesome. thanks. i missed the shelly to sarasota news in the maelstrom.

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but why overnight in Cincy? And why stop in Tampa for two hours? 

Clearly designed to throw off Surly.  Pretty good move, CDC.  But not good enough.

30 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Dammit Urban....just look at the damn cake!  The cake, it’s baked!!!

Someone left the cake out in the rain...

4 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but why overnight in Cincy? And why stop in Tampa for two hours? 

Their son is a walk on at Cincy.  I'd assume they're meeting people in Tampa before going to Siesta Key

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9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

FUCK ITS HAPPENING

Why do you lil whores say this shit every page? 

Meanwhile, Tom is spot checking student athlete hydration levels and avoiding phone calls 

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Their son is a walk on at Cincy.

Can one of you social media creeps do some digging on the son.  Maybe a GF?  Maybe they're all going out to dinner tonight in Cincy?  

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

Sunset could mean Herman getting fired, followed by hook em (Urban hired)

My old eyes thought that was Mary holding Baby Jesus. But, in fact, it is saying that Urban will be in LA and announce he is the new Longhorn's coach on Fox.

CHIEF

Just now, NAVY said:

Meanwhile, Tom is spot checking student athlete hydration levels and avoiding phone calls 

Shiiit. He is on here with us.

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Their son is a walk on at Cincy.

Yeah, I fucking got that. But why overnight? Why not pick him up in the morning? Makes no sense to, what, overnight at the nearest Best Western while he packs?

3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

This could be the move that redeems 2020!

Now you've done it!!!!

 

We're doomed!

 

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Just now, CHIEF said:

My old eyes thought that was Mary holding Baby Jesus. But, in fact, it is saying that Urban will be in LA and announce he is the new Longhorn's coach on Fox.

CHIEF

That would be the biggest flex of all time by us. 

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

Yeah, I fucking got that. But why overnight? Why not pick him up in the morning? Makes no sense to, what, overnight at the nearest Best Western while he packs?

Username checks out.

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Can one of you social media creeps do some digging on the son.  Maybe a GF?  Maybe they're all going out to dinner tonight in Cincy?  

Nothing says "filthy rich" quite like a family gathering at Skyline Chili. 

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Someone left the cake out in the rain...

I’ll always rep a MacArthur Park reference.

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5 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

I hope futureman's hands are massive, Andre the Giant looking motherfuckers.

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Why do you lil whores say this shit every page? 

Because motherfucker it’s true
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

ohio st people

starting to get worried. 
 

 

good sign 

Coombs doesn't worry him? Correct me if I'm wrong but Coombs is a stud recruiter. I could be thinking of someone else. 

12 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Here it is.  Guess what is next to Sarasota?  Siesta Key

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Wow, out of rep...but hot damn. This day has really turned around since the early morning bummer.

Almost makes the collective efforts this week tracking and digging into this fucking plane all week (and consequent job losses) worth it...almost. 

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Yeah, I fucking got that. But why overnight? Why not pick him up in the morning? Makes no sense to, what, overnight at the nearest Best Western while he packs?

I don't know, rest?  dinner?  I'm sure they're familiar with the city and may have friends.

29 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Someone mentioned there's a family member who lives nearby. 

I thought I read in this thread that Corey Dennis's parents may live there?  Corey played at GT as well.

10 minutes ago, sidis said:

significance of tampa/sarasota jump?  this isn't something where we need the church of scientology to sign off on some shit, is it?  i know nothing about urban's dedication to weird ass cults other than he quit ohio state and jorts u.

Sarasota is near Siesta Key

Just now, Mole said:

I’ll always rep a MacArthur Park reference.

Many people do not know the original was recorded by actor Richard Harris.

Mind bottling.

16 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Here it is.  Guess what is next to Sarasota?  Siesta Key

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Siesta Key is important because it appears they have a house there and Shelley mentioned on twitter of going there this weekend.  Her twitter has pics from different vacations in Siesta Key too.

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1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Coombs doesn't worry him? Correct me if I'm wrong but Coombs is a stud recruiter. I could be thinking of someone else. 

He’s talking about people that would leave. Doesn’t think Coombs will

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Coombs doesn't worry him? Correct me if I'm wrong but Coombs is a stud recruiter. I could be thinking of someone else. 

he's not worried about Hardline, L Johnson or Combs leaving

9 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Okay but why overnight in Cincy? And why stop in Tampa for two hours? 

I dunno. But according to Google, it's nearly a 2-hour drive from Dublin, OH (outside Columbus) to Cincinnati Municipal Airport. Maybe the Meyers have good friends in Cincy they want to spend tonight with and have a short drive over to the airport tomorrow morning.

5 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Can one of you social media creeps do some digging on the son.  Maybe a GF?  Maybe they're all going out to dinner tonight in Cincy?  

https://www.instagram.com/nxmeyer15/?hl=en

set to private 

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3 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Coombs doesn't worry him? Correct me if I'm wrong but Coombs is a stud recruiter. I could be thinking of someone else. 

I read it to mean he's not worried about the threat of Texas poaching Coombs, but he is worried about us taking Cory Denis and the strength coach.

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as said above. Should have known if you don't answer in the first 3 seconds you're late with the speed of this thread.

God I love you guys. The history of shaggy / surly flightaware genius is just on full display. I was trying to explain how we knew it was happening to someone outside this bubble and they just looked at me.

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

ohio st people

starting to get worried. 
 

 

good sign 

All your coaches/couches belong to us.

 

5 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

My old eyes thought that was Mary holding Baby Jesus. But, in fact, it is saying that Urban will be in LA and announce he is the new Longhorn's coach on Fox.

CHIEF

 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That would be the biggest flex of all time by us. 

ahem

 

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