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Just now, HenryJames said:

And this thread inevitably ends in a dick measuring contest.

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1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I get all of that but I'm just saying we're reaching pretty hard if we're being serious for a minute. Urban could literally just be sitting on his couch this week before they go to FL lol. It's all good fun though and I thought the Eltife flight hypothesis was crazy before that got broken so hey it's all possible

You are a thief of hopes and dreams.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

mine is at least that bad...maybe worse. 

I knew I always liked you.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

And this thread inevitably ends in a dick measuring contest.

I lose.

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

And this thread inevitably ends in a dick measuring contest.

The end? Brotha, this is just the tip.

CHIEF

11 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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Get Out 2?

I'm seriously about to get euphoric about this whole Urban Meyer deal.  who's gonna be in charge of the Rose Bowl tailgate in Pasadena next go round??!

 

Fuck OU.

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Should I know who any of the people in that picture are? Because they look collectively too good to be a just picture of normal people but I also didn't recognize any of them as famous- but I might just be hopelessly old now at 42. I only can see one set of cans in that picture and it's the blondo in the front in the middle. I think you are overthinking it and she should be 1. That's certainly the focal point of the picture.  

Also- like the fact that one of the guys decided to bring 2 girls with him- or maybe the girls (your 4 and 5) are together?  I have no idea what I'm looking at or why I'm thinking about any of this when there are flight plans to check in on.  

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

if you had perky 20 year old tits at the age of 45 you'd measure them all the time too.  😉

2 minutes ago, troph said:

I'm seriously about to get euphoric about this whole Urban Meyer deal.  who's gonna be in charge of the Rose Bowl tailgate in Pasadena next go round??!

 

Fuck OU.

Me and @Sbbruin

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Point of fact: Not really "ready to go" if you're not in condition 1 and the slide is locked open.

Fucking poser.

well I like the sound when I let it slide into place when someone fucks with me.

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5 minutes ago, troph said:

I lose.

Well sure, with that kind of attitude and if you aren't even going to try...

ya'll we are literally one maybe three or four days away from Texas FINALLY making the kind of hire Texas is supposed to make all the time.  Can you believe this shit???

11 minutes ago, NoName said:

Who is the other one? Corby and?

 

9 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Junior Miller is I believe. I know he went to North Texas, but is very sympathetic to Sooners and their bag of dicks.

Corby is insufferable, even though he’s TCU grad. 

Junior Miller and Corby Davidson are the two OU uber-fans at The Ticket. Neither went there. A bunch of Corby's family did and perhaps one might've played there once. But he went to TCU. I like Corby but he's insufferable when it comes to CFB talk when Texas is down. Junior went to North Texas and is a big fan but he's not a total jackwagon about it.

This, is a great fucking point.

If you want to see the exact opposite of that, go check the working girl I posted in hot or not. Don’t be scared.
15 minutes ago, troph said:

its for shopping.  I can never remember my  measurements.

Well what the fuck are they?

12 minutes ago, troph said:

and there have been at least 3 pics of guns while such stalker shenanigans are occurring.  we are not a bunch to have a light shown on us very brightly.

or some just run for city council!

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I went ahead and fixed that for you. Be back, need a soda.

yeah I'm still new at it.  came out as a gun owner when covid hit. it's fucking fantastic.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You are a thief of hopes and dreams.

Not really--at this point flight info doesn't really make me feel any better or worse about Meyer taking the job. There are plenty of sensible scenarios where he accepts but doesn't come to Austin until the weekend or next week. So I'm backing off the flightaware ledge but not feeling any worse for it 

9 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Fuck this vague shit, lets go...

 

Hasn't it already been decided that they don't know shit about anything but recruiting.

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

ya'll we are literally one maybe three or four days away from Texas FINALLY making the kind of hire Texas is supposed to make all the time.  Can you believe this shit???

I feel about you right now like I felt toward my dad in 2017 when he was counting outs in the world series.  If it goes wrong I would have had to cut him.  Never count outs.  That is what this feels like.

I have no idea if the God's of Flight aware stalking are as cruel as the baseball God's. I guess we might soon find out.  

Damn, Herman has not even been fired yet and these Sooners from TFB site are getting annoying with their Urban to Texas downer shit.  

38 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

And also she has pics from Siesta Key on her twitter.  they seem to go there quite a bit.

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Maybe this has been said on here -- I saw somebody post they thought the Meyers own a house there -- but Gerry/IT said the Meyers daughter lives on Siesta Key.

3 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fuck is Broaddus?

Just now, C-Man said:

Maybe this has been said on here -- I saw somebody post they thought the Meyers own a house there -- but Gerry/IT said the Meyers daughter lives on Siesta Key.

Doesn't matter if they own a house or the daughter lives there. There is a connection there and Shelley said she was going to Siesta Key this weekend. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

the baseball God's

Depends. Whose baseball Gods are we talking about?

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Hasn't it already been decided that they don't know shit about anything but recruiting.

It has, unless this update is that it's a done deal. Then they are clearly plugged in and should be listened to.

45 minutes ago, troph said:


Bringing out the big guns are ya?

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You need to clean that fucking desk!

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

what are the chances matt just got news hes being retained by UM?

None lol 

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

what are the chances matt just got news hes being retained by UM?

BB dragging their nuts across UNC’s forehead again?

Some call The Turtle and tell him don't stock up on groceries .

Just now, Queen Bitch said:

BB dragging their nuts across UNC’s forehead again?

That's my guess

Just now, Queen Bitch said:

BB dragging their nuts across UNC’s forehead again?

the obvious guess, but im choosing to stay aligned and enchubbened.

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The fuck is Broaddus?

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Broaddus was a long time Cowboys scout. may be well-connected. may not be

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

That's hot!

Thirst is real 

mossberg 350 too.  had to look it up I almost called it a mossberger 350.  there were lots of funny feelings when I first took them home. 

Urban just joined Klatt's livestream of his show thing. They're talking about Ohio State and the game minimum requirement rn 

 

He's wearing an tOSU polo

doomed

Super K seems like he sucks

Urban Meyer is a mixed bag.  I don’t understand the hype. 

I mean, he is no Coach O...
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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Urban Meyer is a mixed bag.  I don’t understand the hype. 

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Took a bunch of these home too:

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Also hollow points for the glock.

1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Urban just joined Klatt's livestream of his show thing. They're talking about Ohio State and the game minimum requirement rn 

 

He's wearing an tOSU polo

doomed

He's obviously not in Austin, Ohio, or FL right now.  It's still sunny out.  He must be in CA

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