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Wants three year contracts for assistants, complete control over support staff, academic support staff, physicians/trainers, and wants an assistant athletic director specifically for football. Also, facilities upgrades that he'll have input on including two different indoor turf fields and a grass practice field
 

That’s it? Hell we’ll even name the Texas football website after him.
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1 minute ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

 

 

Brilliant! All in.

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Just now, RGBIII said:

Did you mean Urban not Herman? Bit of a difference there bud

Yes. I fucked that up bad. Was too excited.

I’m on the Urban to Texas train big time.

 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB-Know nothing but at least they have backed off the it’s not happening stance

Early on in this Urban Meyer saga, the chances of landing Urban appeared to be good. Recently we noted those chances had dwindled. Then, as K reported, this past weekend a source informed us that an increased offer was made to Urban, clearly signaling that Texas wasn’t going to let this go without a fight.

I talked with a source with ties to the administration that stated “Urban wants complete control” of the Texas program before he agrees to any deal.

What does that entail? Well Urban wants the ability to name or replace the following:

  • His entire coaching staff (with three year guaranteed contracts)
  • All individuals that work in football support
  • The Assistant Athletic Director that overlooks football
  • Academic support staff
  • Physicians, trainers and physical therapy team

Urban also wants to have input on facility upgrades. He mentioned the possibility of Urban wanting a promise of an upgraded indoor facility from the Texas administration.

Something odd that was also mentioned was the desire from Urban to have a grass practice field and two turf fields, each with different turf.

Let me be upfront by saying in no way does this confirm Urban to Texas is a deal done. However, this, along with reported contract offer Texas unofficially made earlier in the week, is the price it may take to get Meyer to Austin, Texas.

 

MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:


That’s it? Hell we’ll even name the Texas football website after him.

I’m willing to change the mascot to something racist and change burnt orange to puke green at this point

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Snook is a small Texas town over by aggy that I will always remember in the time before high school football OT was installed, would play Burton (another small Texas town not that far away) in football (probably still both Class A at the time) and one of their Snook-Burton football games ended in a 0-0 tie. lol

Stanley Kerr, holla.

9 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

Ur a McRib!

Just now, Caddox said:

Yes. I fucked that up bad. Was too excited.

I’m on the Urban to Texas train big time.

Ok that’s better...

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”
Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

You keep using these words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
TFB-Know nothing but at least they have backed off the it’s not happening stance

Early on in this Urban Meyer saga, the chances of landing Urban appeared to be good. Recently we noted those chances had dwindled. Then, as K reported, this past weekend a source informed us that an increased offer was made to Urban, clearly signaling that Texas wasn’t going to let this go without a fight.

I talked with a source with ties to the administration that stated “Urban wants complete control” of the Texas program before he agrees to any deal.

What does that entail? Well Urban wants the ability to name or replace the following:

  • His entire coaching staff (with three year guaranteed contracts)
  • All individuals that work in football support
  • The Assistant Athletic Director that overlooks football
  • Academic support staff
  • Physicians, trainers and physical therapy team

Urban also wants to have input on facility upgrades. He mentioned the possibility of Urban wanting a promise of an upgraded indoor facility from the Texas administration.

Something odd that was also mentioned was the desire from Urban to have a grass practice field and two turf fields, each with different turf.

Let me be upfront by saying in no way does this confirm Urban to Texas is a deal done. However, this, along with reported contract offer Texas unofficially made earlier in the week, is the price it may take to get Meyer to Austin, Texas.

 


We talkin’ about practice fields? We talkin’ about practice facilities? Not a game field, not a game field. We talkin’ about practice fields.
9 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

English GD it!

Hey Tom Herman, since you’re probably scouring this thread for reports of injuries and opt outs instead of game planning for KSU, go fuck yourself.

Michelle, wassup baby?

TFB-Know nothing but at least they have backed off the it’s not happening stance

Early on in this Urban Meyer saga, the chances of landing Urban appeared to be good. Recently we noted those chances had dwindled. Then, as K reported, this past weekend a source informed us that an increased offer was made to Urban, clearly signaling that Texas wasn’t going to let this go without a fight.

I talked with a source with ties to the administration that stated “Urban wants complete control” of the Texas program before he agrees to any deal.

What does that entail? Well Urban wants the ability to name or replace the following:

  • His entire coaching staff (with three year guaranteed contracts)
  • All individuals that work in football support
  • The Assistant Athletic Director that overlooks football
  • Academic support staff
  • Physicians, trainers and physical therapy team

Urban also wants to have input on facility upgrades. He mentioned the possibility of Urban wanting a promise of an upgraded indoor facility from the Texas administration.

Something odd that was also mentioned was the desire from Urban to have a grass practice field and two turf fields, each with different turf.

Let me be upfront by saying in no way does this confirm Urban to Texas is a deal done. However, this, along with reported contract offer Texas unofficially made earlier in the week, is the price it may take to get Meyer to Austin, Texas.

 
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11 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Urban isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

Fixed for the folks that missed his correction

12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

Yup, the McRib is an institution and is delicious.  We are in agreement.

27 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Stick to politics"

Myself and several others prefer to stick to your mom.

Awww miss me?  Don’t think I’m missing much. 
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Just now, RGBIII said:

Fixed for the folks that missed his correction

I think a lot of us will be shocked if Meyer isn’t on the sidelines next year.

So pumped. We are about to take a shit all over the Big 12.

13 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

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Of course give him complete control. He's proven he knows how to do things a hell of a lot better than we do them.  If being a championship program is our priority, then we only have one answer to his wants, "YES"

Just now, closetohumping said:

Is anyone else not comfortable calling this yet?

I won’t believe it until until I see him in a burnt orange tie getting pissed off at a question by Fuck You Chip Brown.

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

So pumped. We are about to take a shit all over the Big 12.

And maybe we'll be good enough to beat Maryland too.

For the Atlanta leg of the trip y'all are trying to solve: one of Urb's daughters, Nicki, went to school at Georgia Tech (and looks like played volleyball there) where she met her current husband who played football there. 

17 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

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Now that is a well kept fucking workspace! But where’s the Glock?

Just now, alphahorn said:

Of course give him complete control. He's proven he knows how to do things a hell of a lot better than we do them.  If being a championship program is our priority, then we only have one answer to his wants, "YES"

This let CDC focus on getting a real baseball coach. Leave football to urban and get the fuck out of the way

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So I found where Urban is staying at the Horseshoe Bay Resort... Pause video at 11:26

WE GOT HIM

 

 

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Edited by CenTex Hill Billy

So our options are to let the people that have led us to this point have control of the program and not get Meyer or to get Meyer and let him control the program.

Hmmm. Tough one

Just now, OU Sucks said:

And maybe we'll be good enough to beat Maryland too.

One thing at a time here.  Let’s not get ahead of ourselves shooting for the moon. 

1 minute ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

So I found where Urban is staying at the Horseshoe Bay Resort... Pause video at 11:26

 

 

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https://www.hsbresort.com/suites/203-cove-west

No fucking way. This is too much. I'm worried we've crossed too many ethical boundaries. 

16 minutes ago, Fud said:

Wants three year contracts for assistants, complete control over support staff, academic support staff, physicians/trainers, and wants an assistant athletic director specifically for football. Also, facilities upgrades that he'll have input on including two different indoor turf fields and a grass practice field

 

+ A McRib.

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Fuck this vague shit, lets go...

 

Now I realize this was likely in response to the Russell Westbrook trade.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

and looks like played volleyball there

Pics?

21 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

You need to stop the crusade against fast food in this thread.  It's weird and this is a very weird thread.

I think this weekend I'd prefer to watch a running camera in the Meyer house, even if there's nobody in the picture, over the football game. Has a UT game ever been so meaningless and almost completely off the radar screen than this one?

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TFB-Know nothing but at least they have backed off the it’s not happening stance

Early on in this Urban Meyer saga, the chances of landing Urban appeared to be good. Recently we noted those chances had dwindled. Then, as K reported, this past weekend a source informed us that an increased offer was made to Urban, clearly signaling that Texas wasn’t going to let this go without a fight.

I talked with a source with ties to the administration that stated “Urban wants complete control” of the Texas program before he agrees to any deal.

What does that entail? Well Urban wants the ability to name or replace the following:

  • His entire coaching staff (with three year guaranteed contracts)
  • All individuals that work in football support
  • The Assistant Athletic Director that overlooks football
  • Academic support staff
  • Physicians, trainers and physical therapy team

Urban also wants to have input on facility upgrades. He mentioned the possibility of Urban wanting a promise of an upgraded indoor facility from the Texas administration.

Something odd that was also mentioned was the desire from Urban to have a grass practice field and two turf fields, each with different turf.

Let me be upfront by saying in no way does this confirm Urban to Texas is a deal done. However, this, along with reported contract offer Texas unofficially made earlier in the week, is the price it may take to get Meyer to Austin, Texas.

 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No fucking way. This is too much. I'm worried we've crossed too many ethical boundaries. 

Good point I deleted the link to the exact room.

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